The votes are in, and now everyone can go nude on any Nantucket beach anytime they want.

The problem is, there’s only five days a year that it’s warm enough to do it.

Read more at apnews.

It’s a gun? No! It’s a knife!

It’s the cat dog of weapons.

Read more at TMZ

This photo shows how scary it must have been for Dave Chappelle Tuesday night at the Hollywood Bowl, because the gun/knife that was thrust toward him looked like it could have fatal consequences. https://t.co/hPI0nNlGI3

— TMZ (@TMZ) May 4, 2022

Moderna reported $3.66 billion in net income for the quarter, a threefold increase over the $1.2 billion it reported a year earlier.

And not one red cent from Kyrie Irving.

Read more at CNBC

T Bone Burnett has finally revealed the analog audio format he’s been working on that allegedly sounds better than any existing audio format. He calls them ionic originals.

” [I have] developed an analogue disc that possesses a depth, resonance and sonic fidelity that exceeds that of vinyl, CD, streaming or any other means of experiencing recorded music. It is archival quality. It is future proof. It is one of one. Not only is an Ionic Original the equivalent of a painting, it is a painting. It is lacquer painted onto an aluminium disc, with a spiral etched into it by music. This painting, however, has the additional quality of containing that music, which can be heard by putting a stylus into the spiral and spinning it. Analog sound has more depth, more harmonic complexity, more resonance, better imaging. Analog has more feel, more character, and more touch. Digital sound is frozen. Analog sound is alive.”

So rush out and get your CD Vinyl player as soon as you can.

Read more at MixMAg

Residents in the towns surrounding the DIsney property have teamed up to sue the Governor of Florida for signing the law dissolving the special tax district. The suit claims that they and others will be on the hook for over a billion in Disney bond debt if the state finalizes the dissolution of the Reedy Creek Improvement District, which gives Disney special status. The lawsuit also accuses the Gov of punishing Disney for a 1st Amendment protected ground of free speech and violated Disney’s right to due process.

What’s a billion among friends. Can’t you just make it up with your meth lab industry?

Read more at THR

Sambuca di Sicilia sold off a ton of old houses, dirt cheap, mostly to Americans, and now that ‘hood is getting the reputation of being Little America.

Little America is the part of Italy with really bad food.

Read more at CNN.

ESPN became a battle ground when JJ Redick called out Mad Dog Russo for his “shut up and play” comment directed at Draymond Green. “Just shut up and play will you please? America is tired of Draymond Green. I deal with him constantly,” Russo said. Redick fired back, “I want to take a little umbrage with this ‘shut up and play’ because that has the same sort of connotations that the ‘shut up and dribble’ crowd has towards athletes and I have a real problem with that.” It escalated from there.

#Russo #OldManPunchingBag

Read more at mediaite

Grab his dick and twist it! He’s my ride home!!

Welcome to fat boy fight club.

@mlb_fights let’s gooooo! Never a dull moment at the Crosstown pic.twitter.com/oeDULTSGZB

— L.T. (@BleacherBumTodd) May 4, 2022

Julio Rodriguez caught this ball cooler than the other side of the pillow.

Someone should try this in UFC

.@JRODshow44 casually blowing bubbles while making a catch. 👀 pic.twitter.com/j1OD83f4eh

— MLB (@MLB) May 4, 2022

Over 100,000 Garth Brooks fans at LSU Stadium went so crazy that their movements and sounds registered as a small earthquake on campus. The activity hit a pitch when Brooks played Callin’ Baton Rouge.

It should have caused an earthquake from people leaving

Read more at NPR

Allegedly, according to Ray, Kim and her mom were partners in the whole sex tape leak. He says he and Kim even signed a contract to do three tapes, while Kris Jenner was in charge of leaking the tape.

We know R.J., just remember we never even would have heard of you without that tape.

Read more at Page Six

She claims it was an unwanted dick pic storyline that convinced her to go.

Doesn’t matter why, just the fact that you left makes us happy.

Read more at NY Post.

After leaving American Idol, Brian Dunkelman was suicide adjacent, or at least that’s what he’s calling it. But he’s moved on and now he’s in a great place.

it’s been 20 years dude.

Read more at TMZ

Kim won a little battle against Chyna in court, but Chyna is getting a last laugh after she posted a video wearing a dress that looks exactly like Kim K’s “Marilyn Monroe” Met Gala dress and sporting a similar hair-do. Of course it wasn’t the dress Monroe once wore, but it looked just like it.

Looks great and i bet it cost a lot less.

Read more at Page Six

These two lovebirds are practically glowing.

She gets em but she don’t keep em.

Read more at CNN.

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24 years after There’s Something About Mary, Diaz recreated her infamous cum-do from the movie.

I have a feeling she’s recreated that hair a lot.

Read more at NY Post.

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NBC’s Gabriel Cortés reported about the biggest causes of money related concerns based on a Bankrate Survey. Over half those surveyed said having emergency savings and paying expenses is the biggest cause of stress.

Wrong. The leading worry is not having any.

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