Thursday May 20: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at May 20, 2021

THURSDAY 5.20

NEWS STORIES

WTF is that Weird Blob Found Off the East Coast

Authorities are baffled and unable to identify this weird blob found floating off the coast of North Carolina, and asked for help identifying it.

This unidentified floating object obviously has to be an alien.

A Singing Public Hair Hopes to Destigmatize Your Bush

Gillette’s new jingle- that sounds a lot like a Disney montage- tackles pubic hair stigma. The message is that women need to be proud of their area whether they’re going wood floor, or big and bushy. “I’m just a pube, and it’s not fair, all I ever wished to be was just another hair. But when they got one look at me, the ruling from society was, ‘Ew, not you.’ Oh what’s a curl to do?

Nice to see Demi Lovato is getting work.

Massive Alligator Chased People Around a Wendy's Parking Lot

The alligator was apprehended unharmed, and relocated.

Yeah, he was relocated to the McDonalds parking lot.

House Passes Commission to Investigate January 6th Insurrection

Wait I thought Andrew Clyde said they were just tourist?!

Getting Ready for a Bright Future of Drinking Recycled Sewage!

Look we’ve known since Kevin Costner took his first sip of pee in Water World where our future was headed.

School Bus Full of Kindergartens Hijacked but Hijacker Abandons Plan When Kids Wouldn’t Stop asking him Questions

Hey Mr. Hijacker, why are called hijacker?? Are we there yet?? Can I use the bathroom?? What’s your favorite dinosaur?!?

A South Carolina man hijacked a school bus at gunpoint to try to get a ride to his house, a town over. He gave up and got off the bus about four miles in when the kindergarteners on board wouldn't stop asking him questions https://t.co/4zC6io0AFC

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) May 19, 2021

SPORTS

Cop Laughs After Catching Phillies Fan Who Ran the Field

A fan hopped onto the field and made a run for it at Tuesday night’s Phillies game. When security finally caught up to him, the guard couldn’t help but laugh at the spectacle. And when the ousted runner was high faved on the way out of the stadium, the guard continued to enjoy the spectacle.

Philadelphia seems to be back.

“Kick me outta here, let’s go” pic.twitter.com/BAyYoMMPeb

— rone’s gamblin corner (@_rone) May 19, 2021

Phillies needed a spark down 3-1…

and this fan gave it to them. #RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/cKz47fEoZW

— Barstool Philly (@BarstoolPhilly) May 19, 2021

Philly Famous (via erichaab/ig) pic.twitter.com/bWqyVOJrFu

— Barstool Philly (@BarstoolPhilly) May 19, 2021

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Boston Radio Host Matty in the Morning Appears to Quit On Air

Popular Boston morning show host Matt Seigel says he hasn’t quit the morning show he’s helmed for more than 40 years. But he did walk off today after getting a note from the boss asking him to stop making jokes about Demi Lovato. “They said shut up, Matt. Stop talking. Well, I hope you’re happy ‘cuz I just stopped talking. Matty out,”

Sounds more like Mad-dy in the morning.

Martin Freeman On Jim Carrey's Behavior on Man in the Moon Set: Self Aggrandizing, Selfish, Fucking Narcissistic Bullocks

Freeman was appearing on James Acaster’s podcast and got quite colorful trashing Carrey’s on set behavior. No, Freeman wasn’t in the movie but we’ve all heard the stories and saw the documentary Jim & Andy that detailed Carrey’s intense absorption into the role.

For me, and I’m genuinely sure Jim Carrey is a lovely and smart person, but it was the most self-aggrandizing, selfish, f**king narcissistic b**locks I have ever seen,The idea anything in our culture would celebrate that or support it is deranged, literally deranged.”

‘I became the character,’ No, you didn’t, you’re not supposed to become the f***ing character because you’re supposed to be open to stuff that happens in real life because someone at some stage is going to say ‘Cut’ and there’s no point going, ‘What does ‘cut’ mean because I’m Napoleon?’ Shut up,” he added.

Martin, you’re not mad at Jim Carrey, you’re mad at ricky Gervais.

Salma Hayek Had Covid, Says She Nearly Died

Hayek says she isolated in London for nearly several weeks and when doctors begged her to go to the hospital she said she’d rather die at home.

We’d be a lot more ready to believe she was near death if the news came from a doctor.

Would Kramer follow Q? Larry Charles Says Absolutely

Appearing on The Daily Beast’s Fever Dreams podcast, comedian, writer, producer who wrote on Seinfeld for five seasons said that Kramer would be a QAnon believer. And he might also be in antifa to cover his bets.

If not Kramer, then Michael Richards is definitely involved.

Crocodile Dundee Star Wants To Get Out of Hellhole Los Angeles

Paul Hogan, star of Crocodile Dundee told an Australian morning show that feels like he’s a prisoner in his own home in Los Angeles, because of the overpopulation, the covid situation and the homeless problem. On Sunday he even posted a sign on his house, that read “THIS IS MY HOUSE, NOT YOURS.”

Is that Paul Hogan? I thought that was Chandler.

Kendall Jenner Being Accused of Appropriating Mexican Culture in Tequila Marketing

Give her a break at least she didn’t use speedy Gonzalez.

Dune to Now Exclusively Debut in Theaters and Reversed Deal to be Available on HBOMax

Hope you like your popcorn SPICE-y.

VIRAL VIRAL

Patricia Marie aka Tan Mom Drops Music Video

Tan mom released a music video and answered the question (if anyone was asking) about whether she’s tan….everywhere.

Later she chased some people through a Wendy’s parking lot. #orangemomsummer

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Uber Shares List of Weirdest Things Lost in Rideshares

Some of the items on the Uber list included 22 bundt cakes, a pan of mac and cheese, a tooth, part of an ankle monitor, an FBI bullet proof vest, a cooler full of fish, a large painting of Kate Middleton, dentures, and more.

#1 on the list of things lost in Uber. Virginitiy.

Good luck finding it.

Best Special Effects Movies EVER???

AV Club picked the 50 movies with the best special effects, and then ranked them.

The best special effect is if you guys could also write some decent dialogue.