Thursday March 31, Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 31, 2022

THURSDAY 3.31

NEWS STORIES

Kevin McCarthy Can't Trust Orgy Man Madison Cawthorne

House Minority Leader McCarthy says that since he learned Madison was exaggerating stories of orgies and drug use, he simply can’t trust him. “There’s a lot of different things that can happen. But I just told him he’s lost my trust. He’s going to have to earn it back.”

Wouldn’t you rather live in Madison’s world?

Georgia Cop Filmed Getting Beej on the Job

A law enforcement officer has resigned after a video of him getting a blowjob while he was at work. In the video you can see his squad car parked nearby as he stands in a field next to a cemetery, getting his badge polished. The video posted on TikTok has 5 million hits.

At least there was nobody there to complain.

Wordle Fans Rattled After People Got Two Different Words on Wednesday

Some people got the word Harry, others had the word stove and wordle fans were very upset because they’re trying to compete with their friends. The NYT explained that they realized the word harry is too uncommon and archaic to be a suitable word so they changed it.

That’s weird, because my word was cunty.

Alright something fishy is going on with today's #Wordle284. My husband and I solved completely different words & both were correct? I thought the whole point of the game was that the answer key was universal 🤔
Spoiler pics in following tweet.

— Jenny Rodrigues (@jennynotjen) March 30, 2022

There could be a few reasons why your husband and you solved different words. One possibility is that you both got the answer key from a different source. Another possibility is that you both got the answer key from the same source but interpreted it differently. If

— Writerly.ai Answers Bot (@writerlyai_bot) March 30, 2022

How Much Plastic Do We Eat?

According to a new study, we all eat about a credit cards worth of microplastic/plastic dust every week, thanks to packaging and containers. And it’s changing the composition and workings of our guts.

Does this plastic make me look fat?

Trump Social Media App Bombing

According to reports, new signups for the social media site have plunged 90% since the platform launch.

What else do you expect when you build a toilet?

Biden Leads Way With Fourth Shot

The CDC has said Americans over 50 are eligible for another Booster shot and President Biden got his on television during a press conference.

Guess they got those updated tracking devices ready.

NYC Gov Close To Approving Casinos

Governor Hochul may be about to fast track approval for casinos to operate in New York City proper.

Just what the city needs, more vice.

SPORTS

Tiger Woods Returning to Masters?

There are rumors that Woods will surprise everyone by showing up to play the masters.

Spoiler alert: he’s gonna be there, and he’s gonna stink.

Mad Dog Loses His Shit Over MLB/Apple TV Deal

Apple TV will be broadcasting one game a week going forward and Chris Mad Dog Russo is pissed because Larry King never had apple tv? Old people can’t figure it out?

Why so mad, dog?

Tennis Star Nick Kyrgios Had Another Outlandish Meltdown

At the Miami Open this weekend, Kyrgios had a tantrum on the court, tearing into a referee. There was racket throwing, there was screaming, and after Kyrgios lost, he continued the battle. “When everyone in that crowd is booing an umpire, and he’s becoming the center of attention, that’s not his job,” Kyrgios said. “Because no one in that entire stadium bought a ticket to see him talk or play or do what he does.” He later ranted on Instagram

There will be umpires long after you are gone.

Bruce Arians Steps Down, Todd Bowles Steps Up For The Bucs

Bruce Arians is stepping down as the head coach of the Bucs and moving to the front office. Todd Bowles is stepping up to become the new head coach. And Tom Brady is still Emperor Palpatine in this entire scenario.

Saint Peter's Coach Is Headed To Seton Hall

Saint Peter’s coach, Shaheen Holloway is getting the fuck out of dodge and has been named the head coach at Seton Hall. Meanwhile St. Peters is holding a fundraiser to reinflate their basketballs.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Bieber Booed

Justin Bieber had a show in Montreal and couldn’t stop shitting on them over their hockey team, and taunting them because he’s a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Uhhh Toronto hasn’t won a cup in your lifetime.

Joe Rogan Will Quit Spotify If He Has to Walk on Eggshells

He’s the king of the podcast world and he will not be told to watch what he says. He needs to know nothing’s changed just because he got bigger. “If I become something different because it grew bigger, I will quit. If it gets to a point that I can’t do it anymore, where I have to do it in some sort of weird way where I walk on eggshells and mind my p’s and q’s, f*** that!” he said.

Dude, this is radio. We call it greggshells.

Comedy Clubs Worried About Security

Part of the fallout of the slap heard round the world is that comedy clubs are concerned about needing more security. “I’m going to talk to my staff, just for this weekend, and say, ‘We definitely need you by the stage now. That is your post.’ Just in case someone is just trying to re-create a moment or feels emboldened by what Will Smith did. And it’s unfortunate,” said Curtis Shaw, of the Chicago Improv. “There’s going to definitely be some sort of announcements and things made preshow to let the audience know, ‘Hey, this is all in good fun — but don’t you even think that you can engage with the comedian and you definitely cannot physically engage or try to approach the stage.”

And the bar shows will still have none.

Country Singer Cancels Show to Watch Ballgame

Fans of Eric Church are furious that the country music act cancelled a show at the AT&T Center in San Antonio. He bailed on the show so that he could watch the UNC v Duke game.

Ever hear of a DVR?

Elliott Page Returns to Umbrella Academy

We haven’t seen Elliot Page’s character since before Elliott announced his pronounces as he/him. But today it was announced that Page will return to the show, as Viktor Hargreeves. Previously he had played a character named Vanya.

Viktor/Viktoria.

The Ringer Ranks Every Ben Affleck Performance

56 roles, in order from worst to first, according to the folks at the Ringer.

Let me save you some time. Gone Girl first, Good Will Hunting second. Everythign else is tied for last.

Will Smith Refused To Leave Oscars

The head of the Academy asked for Will Smith to leave the Oscars after The Slap and he refused and now the Academy is figuring out how to punish him for it.

Jim Carrey had a pretty good idea, listen to him.

Wil Wheaton Outs William Shatner For Being a Meanie

Wil Wheaton told a story of a time he met William Shatner while he was on Star Trek: The Next Generation. He said Shatner wouldn’t shake his hand and made fun of his costume.

Sounds like Shatner’s a lot cooler than you Wil Wheaton, quit whining about it.

VIRAL & TRENDING

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EVERYTHING

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

The Pandemic Ushered in A Weed Wave

The last two years weed has enjoyed a massive surge, thanks to changing laws, bored anxious and depressed people stuck at home, and a hell of a lot more variety and availability.

You should be concerned about anyone who doesn’t smoke weed right now.