Thursday March 18: Daily Links
THURSDAY 3.18
NEWS STORIES
Cop Who Said Shooter Had a Bad Day Had a Shitty Shirt For Sale on his FB
The cop who dismissed Atlanta Mass Shooter as having a “Bad Day” previously shared pics of an anti-asian T-shirt on Social Media. It said Covid-19 imported from CHY-NA.
Did you also buy a racist shirt because you were having a bad day?
Dude Caught Scamming Gov for 1.4 Million
This New Yorker got caught scamming the government by filing for covid unemployment benefits hundreds of times. He also used the same answer to the security question- his dog’s name- hundreds of times. He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that damn dog.
This is what you might call the imperfect crime.
Cocaine Chic is Back!
Interior decorators get ready to embrace cocaine chic because mirrors, glass bricks, fire pits, chrome, lacquer and obviously, glass tables are back in a big big way.
Does it come with a Steely dan album?
Disappear Here. The syringe fills with blood. You're a beautiful boy and that's all that matters. pic.twitter.com/XhCUepPtEr
— Cocaine Decor (@CocaineDecor) March 15, 2021
Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing. pic.twitter.com/E0SJM3tPSN
— Cocaine Decor (@CocaineDecor) March 15, 2021
I’ve partied with her before pic.twitter.com/gI1CA3YoTT
— Cocaine Decor (@CocaineDecor) February 8, 2021
I’m afraid that too much may have been revived pic.twitter.com/dc4L12NnwI
— Cocaine Decor (@CocaineDecor) March 8, 2021
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SPORTS
Get Ready For the First Orthodox NBA Star
Everyone’s excited about college Basketball player Ryan Turell. They’re calling the sophomore wing for Yeshiva Univesity the Jewish Jordan and the Mensch From the Bench. Last March he scored 71 points in back to back Div III NCAA tournament wins, bringing the Maccabees to the sweet 16. The tournament of course, was cancelled.
Bet against his team on the Sabbath.
57 Year Old Becomes the Oldest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Rookie
57 is the new 21! Luckily we can see past women’s age and only focus on their hot bodies.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Wu Tang Releasing Coffee Table Book to Only 36 People
A new Wu Tang book containing rare photos is in the works. Only 36 copies will be released, and the WT Bible will come with a 400 lb case designed by a sculptor.
That’s okay I’ll wait for the paperback version.
No Stars Are Doing Press for Snyder Cut
The infamous Snyder Cut debuts today but the movie’s stars have not been on the press tour, and variety asks why?
I dunno, why would anyone want to miss a plane crash.
First Gay Teen Captain America
A new Captain America will be defending the safety of runaways and homeless across America. He will be the first Gay Captain America in the comics’ 80 year history
Wait, all the Captain America’s weren’t gay?
Ryan Reynolds Live Tweeted His First Watch of 2011 Fail Green Lantern
Maybe he thought the movie had something to do with St Patricks day but after 10 years, Ryan Reynolds decided to bust out his green ring, some green Aviation Gin, and watch the movie. He shared his live reactions with the world, saying he never even read the script besides his own parts before now.
Great. You finally found out how bad of an actress Blake lively is.
What Flavor is Dolly Parton?
Jeni’s ice cream will be honoring Dolly Parton with a new ice cream flavor although they have not announced what Dolly Parton will taste like, yet.
Double melon. Obviously.
Jeni’s × @DollyParton. Benefitting @dollyslibrary. COMING SOON.https://t.co/spT6KtOxrx pic.twitter.com/yjIBnzPaJA
— Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams (@jenisicecreams) March 15, 2021
Angelina Jolie Says She Has Proof of Brad Pitt Domestic Abuse
According to court records, Angelina Jolie says she and her kids can prove that Brad Pitt is guilty of domestic abuse.
Wow this was a lot easier to dismiss when we thought Brad was just pothead dad.
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TRENDING
Tik Tokers Saying Coffee Makes Orgasms Much Better
Tikers and Tokers are swearing that a ritual of some hardcore coffee improves orgasm quality.
Yeah, right. And so does a Boston Creme and two Cruelers. #dunkies
@cupofalexx_official ✨COFFEE ADDICTS HAVE MORE FUN✨ #coffee #ssmama #arizona #arizonacheck #attention #tiktokmom #women #sisters #momsoftiktok
Play Wikipedia Speed Run
Can you make it from Lebron’s wiki to Cream Cheese in less than 30 seconds only by clicking links?
It’s really time for the kids to go outed and get some exercise.
today I learned "wikipedia speedrun" https://t.co/xu6Pr5fnTq pic.twitter.com/5LEE2psn6x
— Isaac Hepworth (@isaach) January 22, 2021
Merengue Floaties are Popping Up Everywhere on Twitter
Your drinks have been missing something– adorable edible accessories!
Finally a Tik Tok trend that makes sense. #dunkies
@cookingwithamyy Antwoorden aan @tori.exe #meringue #pigs #meringuecookies #cuteanimals #reply #fyp #foryou
@cookingwithamyy Antwoorden aan @meahkassandra because it’s Lunar festival I made these first 🙂 next ones are coming soon! #lunarfestival #meringuecookies #fyp #fy
@cookingwithamyy Antwoorden aan @myahalphonso made them chonky though🤭💕 #meringue #dinosaur #dinosaursinlove #coffee #floaties
VIRAL VIRAL
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Best Reverse Chronology Films
20 years since Memento?? No wonder we can’t remember the plot. I know I had it tattooed on me here some where…
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