Thursday July 14: Daily Links
THURSDAY 7.14
NEWS STORIES
Jeep Wrangler Has an Exciting New Color for 2023
The color Earl is gray with an aquamarine tint and can be ordered for an extra five hundo.
Just let it finish.
Uvalde City Council Mad at Media
The Mayor and the city counsel bitched about media sources releasing video of their shitty cops failing to act during the Uvalde Elementary School attack. The mayor called the video release “one of the most chicken things I’ve ever seen,” doubling down on the terrible reference by adding “That was the most chicken way to put this video out.”
Speaking of chicken, maybe you should be complaining about your cops.
Jim Cramer Takes Shots at Elon Musk
Cramer called Musk “horrendous and infantile” after seeing the Twitter lawsuit against Elon. “Twitter’s document is so damning to Musk that I reiterate the chancery will do its best to force Musk to take delivery.. It is devastating in detail about how horrendous and infantile Musk was in the process…”
Why hasn’t anyone suspended him from Twitter?
Trump Fan Set Fire to His Own Car, Blamed Biden Supporters
A MAGA dude claimed his van was set on fire because it displayed a Trump flag, evidenced by the pro-Biden and BLM graffiti spray painted on his home. Law enforcement has just concluded their investigation which determined that he set the fire himself, and faked the graffiti too.
Hey that’s nothing, the politicians have set fire to our whole country.
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SPORTS
George Forman Being Extorted?
George Sr claims two women are extorting him, threatening to accuse him of sexual abuse if he doesn’t pay up. Oh he also says he’s innocent.
If they’re telling the truth, where are their kids named George and George?
Drew Brees Could Head Up Thursday Night Football QB Talk Show
Amazon Prime is considering an alternate broadcast for Thursday Night Football called QBs Only that could feature Drew Brees.
Didn’t take long to rip off the mannings eh?
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Better Call Saul Fans Alerted That Next Week's Episode is Very Special
This coming Sunday, we’ll finally get to see that episode that was being filmed with Bob Odenkirk suffering a heart attack.
Most of us almost had a heart attack watching this weeks., so it may be wise to have medical attention available.
Sydney Sweeney? More Like Sydney Sweetheart
The 24 year old star of The White Lotus and Euphoria scored two Emmy nominations this year, and she shared her adorable tear filled reaction on Instagram.
Careful, you’re going to ruin your rep as a mean girl.
Sebastian Stan Emmy Nom Celebration Post Gets Backlash
Stan was excited that Pam & Tommy received lots of Emmy nominations and he posted his exuberance on Instagram. But that post included a nod and a tag for Pam Anderson, despite that everyone knows she was opposed to the project, and that’s being perceived as a shit move.
The Emmys are a little tone deaf when it comes to bullying.
Pete Davidson Says His Big Dream is To Be a Dad
A sneak preview of Kevin Hart’s Hart to Hart interview with Pete Davidson admitted that “My favorite thing ever, which I’ve yet to achieve, is I want to have a kid. That’s like, my dream.”
I thought his dream was to own the Staten island ferry.
Britney Ran Out of Gas
Ms. Spears had to call the cops to come rescue her when she ran out of gas on an LA freeway late at night.
Why didn’t she call her dad?
Award Winning Iranian Filmmaker Arrested
Jafar Panahi is the third Iranian Filmmaker to be arrested this week. Jafar was checking on a friend who was recently arrested for attempting to “inflame and disrupt the psychological safety of the community,”
This is what actually being cancelled looks like.
Pam Adlon's Movie Has a Cast
John Carroll Lynch, Hasan Minhaj, Stephan James, Oliver Platt, the Lucas Brothers, Sandra Bernhard, Ilana Glazer and Michelle Buteau will star in Adlon’s feature film directorial debut about pregnancy.
That’s a lot of dudes.
The Boss Goes Back on the Road with the E Street Band
The new tour has been announced for 2023 and even includes a Jersey date.
Rumor has it several fans plan on yelling out BRUUUUCE in between each song.
Matt Damon and Gwyneth Drink Piss?
No not really, but in a new South Park special, their animated counterparts do.
Wait South Park is still on?
Angelina Jolie Is So Relieved Brad Pitt Made it to Italy for His Kids Birthday
The Twins just turned 14 and Brad Pitt made it to Italy to celebrate with them. An inside source says Jolie was “relieved” he made it.
Kinda seems like a normal thing to do .
Stacy's Mom Gets A Stacy's Dad Update
Stacy’s Mom is so early 2000’s. Stacy’s Dad is something we can all get behind.
TRENDING & VIRAL
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tweet
That's a 20 footer…. #Jaws #sharks pic.twitter.com/ZRDXHPQVMZ
— The Daily Jaws (@thedailyjaws) July 12, 2022
Zoomers Use Google Differently Than Old Ass Millennials And Boomers
Zoomers, when searching, respond much more to visual answers than text and Google is attempting to change their search engine to appeal to the younger generation. They never even learned how to read.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Streaming Growth is Driven by Older Americans
A giant 39% of those watching streaming services are Americans aged 50 and older.
Booming with the boomers
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