Thursday January 21: Daily Links
THURSDAY 1.21
NEWS STORIES
QAnon Dude Wants To Know If He's Being Duped
QAnon supporter Doug Jenson truly believed that Pence and members of Congress would be arrested after the riots. He even asked authorities “Am I being duped?” he said. “Can you guys let me in on that if you know those arrests are real?”
This is the million dollar question dude. It comes easy to us none QAnon types.
“There’s the carnies and the rubes.” Don’t be on the rubes’ side, kid. Don’t live the life of a rube.
Army Testing Iron Man Suit
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We’ll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
Did Bill Clinton Nod Off During Joe Biden’s Inauguration Speech
The internet says they caught Bill Clinton catching a few zzzzs during Biden’s inauguration speech.
Of course he stayed awake during JLo’s song claiming he had the best seat in the house then nudged George W Bush claiming, “if that came with fries it would be a full meal.”
Who Was That at Beau Biden's Grave During Inauguration ?
This pic went viral. Someone was next to Beau Biden’s grave during his father’s Inauguration Speech
Is it Beau ?
Read more at delawareonline.com.
.@PattyTalorico: “I took the photo at Beau Biden's grave that is going viral. Here's why” https://t.co/6kMIrWXTXT
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) January 20, 2021
Lou Dobbs Thinks Trump’s Possible Patriot Party has a Great Ring to It
Does Republicans cutting their votes in half and losing future election also have a nice ring to it?
The QAnon Cult Has Seen Better Days
The followers of Q no longer know what to do after Biden has been inaugurated and no one’s been arrested. They are now a lost group of like minded people.
State Capitol Protests Were Parties Of One
Authorities across the U.S. were prepared for massive Inauguration Day demonstrations, but in New York, Maine, Arizona and Utah, only one protestor came out to support the outgoing administration. New Hampshire had a turnout of two people. Most of the people that would’ve shown up were too busy lawyering up.
Ted Cruz’s Bad Attempt To Troll The President On His First Day In Office
Senator Ted Cruz’s trolled the President on his first day in office tweeting that by re-entering the Paris Agreement, Biden is ‘more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh.’ Cruz remained silent to the angry tweets pointing out his inaccuracies and hypocrisy, but did respond to the ‘Fuck off you fascist’ tweet from Seth Rogan. If you really want to keep Ted Cruz quiet, insult his wife.
By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.
— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) January 20, 2021
SPORTS
ESPN Lists The Greatest Controversy For Every NFL Team
ESPN made a list of every NFL teams biggest controversy. Spoiler alert, the Butt Fumble isn’t the Jets and that’s just a crime.
Drew Brees Played Through Serious Pain This Season
According to Drew Brees’ wife Brittany, the Saints QB played his 20th season with a torn rotator cuff and injured foot along with 11 fractured ribs and a punctured lung. The only way Brees plays next year is if he’s wearing an exoskeleton.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Try Not to Smile During New Radicals’ Reunion Performance for the Inauguration
You May Feel Like Trump’s Pardon List was a Let Down but Carole Baskin Couldn’t Be Happier
Joe Exotic had a limo waiting but Trump didn’t come through. Carole Baskin’s happy enough to keep doing bad reality competition shows and not have a price on her head. Maybe it’s time to think about the Masked Singer!
Arnold Quotes Terminator 2 To Promote COVID Vaccination
Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a video getting vaccinated at Dodger Stadium and quoting ‘come with me if you want to live’ from Terminator 2. For his follow up shot, Arnold will use ‘It’s not a tumor’ from Kindergarden Cop.
The Trump Plane Has Been Spotted - On The Ground Though
Trump’s Boeing 757 sits on a tarmac in upstate New York with its engines covered because Trump didn’t think he’d need it until 2025. The plane hasn’t flown since 2019 and now needs an engine replacement. Whoever replaces that engine, don’t expect to be paid.
Joe Exotic Sez He Was Too Innocent And Too Gay To Get Pardonded
Joe Exotic has spoke about not getting his pardon and he believes he was “too innocent and too gay” to have gotten one. Don’t give up, Joe, Biden can always give you one.
Macklemore's Back With Trump's Over, He Lost
Macklemore released a new freestyle called Trump’s Over, He Lost. Had he put this out a couple days earlier he could have opened for the New Radicals Wednesday night.
Read more at hotnewhiphop.com.
TRENDING
Q Supporter Burns All His Q Gear
T shirts and flags make sense but who the fuck was selling Q books? All you had to do was go to 8kun.
Was Kamala Channeling Lisa Simpson At The Inaugration?
After eerily predicting the Trump administration, Simpsons fans were quick to point out that Vice President Kamala Harris’ Inauguration outfit was the same one that Lisa Simpson wore in the episode ‘Bart To The Future’ when she was the first female President. Fans did fail to pick up that Garth Brooks paid tribute to the episode ‘Simpson & Delilah’ by growing a full head of hair.
VIRAL VIRAL
These Dogs Hate Being Fenced in More than Hate Each Other
There’s clearly a lesson here about truly seeing one another to understand each other, but it’s probably just more ‘fuck fences’.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
What’s the Favorite Takeout Food Around the World??
Sorry Thai food. always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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