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A woman in NYC spit on an eight year old boy and told him and his friends “Hitler should have killed you all.” She added, “I’ll kill you and know where you live,

Do you know how old Hitler would have been in 2022? He couldn’t hurt a fly.

Read more at Ny Post.

It’s the age of shortages, and not all of it is supply chain related. Florida orange output is the worst its been in 75 years.

Where’s Billy Ray Valentine when you need him?

Looks like it’s time to bring back Tang.

Read more at NY Post

A plus size cat weighing over 27 pounds may break the world record.

This cat looks like a cross between Mayo and Chris.

Read more at the Sun.

#Watch | This #viral video shows a Maine Coon, a giant #cat named #Kafir, looking all set to break world record after weighing 12.5kg. Kafir is only 22 months and she will grow even further. She lives with her owner Yulia Minina in Stary Oskol, #Russia.

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— EastMojo (@EastMojo) January 19, 2022

The company is reversing their vaccine mandate and now employees won’t be required to be vaccinated.

Can I get you some covid with that latte? Omicron or Delta?

Read more at King5.com.

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Adult film actor Richelle Ryan hasn’t revealed which Pats defender wouldn’t stop pestering her to hook up, but she did tell us how she finally got rid of him. She simply cut his balls off by throwing a few stats from his last game at him.

You just set off his Belichick trigger.

Read more at barstool

This player on the patriots keeps messaging me to fly out to Boston…I obviously told him no and he still keeps pressing it so I had to remind him that the Pats gave up 47 points to the Bills and they didn’t even punt and this clown plays defense. He finally stopped messaging 😆

— RICHELLE RYAN (@RICHELLERYAN) January 16, 2022

When a Cavaliers fan gave Kyrie Irving shit, he fired back, “Got you all a championship and motherfuckers still ungrateful.”

There’s a reason Lebron doesn’t want to play for you, Cleveland.

Read more at Mediaite.

Kyrie chirped back at this Cavs fan heckling him. 🍿👀

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— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 18, 2022

The casting call is out for backup dancers for the Super Bowl Halftime show and in addition to 10 days of rehearsals they will get paid zero. They barely pay the players, why would the dancers think they’d get anything?

Via reddit.

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Dallas fans were throwing trash at NFL refs this weekend, and the Dallas QB said after the game, “Credit to them then. Credit to them.” He now deeply regrets making that comment, he wrote in a Twitter statement.

Oddly this is the only cool thing he did last week.

Read more at People.

I deeply regret the comments I made regarding the officials after the game on Sunday.

I was caught up in the emotion of a disappointing loss and my words were uncalled for and unfair.

— Dak Prescott (@dak) January 19, 2022

Harry Thornton shared the answer to the question you’re all wondering- what its like to have Angelina Jolie as your step mother. The answer? Great.

It’s always great to see someone drink your dads blood.

Read more at Eonline.

Thank you Bill, we all got to see you do something weird. No one will believe it!

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This prestigious award celebrates an extraordinary lifetime in comedy and has been awarded to legends who made us laugh for a lifetime.

Too bad John only did that for half a life. Is there a half lifetime award?

Read more at THR.

The French actor was only 37 when he died in a tragic ski accident this weekend. Hehas a role in Marvel’s upcoming Moon Knight.

The only positive thing from this awful story is he won’t have to see the reviews.

Read more at The Verge.

Amazon is giving us a look at The Rings of Power, a new series based on the Lord of the Rings.

Anything that keeps the nerds home at night.

Read more at arstechnica.

A marine accused of a DUI paid for a cameo video of the island boys testifying on his behalf ahead of a court martial proceeding.

Okay Klinger, we get it. You want out. You’re nuts. Got it.

Read more at Barstool.

A guy with an app called wordle, which has been around for years cashed in on the new wordle web site based game craze. Throngs of people downloaded the app mistakenly thinking it was the version of the game that went viral this month. It wasn’t. Fans of the website game were pissed that this guy was making bank off someone else’s trend, so he said he’ll donate all that extra money to charity.

What’s a 5 letter insult for someone who pussed out?

Read more at The Mary Sue.

A new Politico poll says 37% of those asked graded Biden with an F, with 31% giving him a B or better.

That’s it? Didn’t 50% of us vote for Trump?

Read more at mediaite.