The Iranian Supreme Leader tweeted out a CGI video of Iran assassinating Donald Trump on his golf course. Whoever made this has a future in Hollywood if it were 1997.

Watch the video on Twitter.

NEW – Iran's supreme leader Ayatollah Khamenei has released a CGI video on his official website depicting the assassination of former president Trump.pic.twitter.com/cniqVYfo2T

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) January 13, 2022

We all know Edison was a genius inventor but he was also a hell of a manager, at least some scientists think so. He made career hopefuls have soup, and observed them to see how good their decision making skills were, and modern science says he had a good idea there.

Are you sure it isn’t a kink? Are you sure he wasn’t some kind of a soup slut?

Read more at inc.

The 45 Wine and Whiskey bar is open at Trump Tower and serving up a $45 cocktail that comes with sliders and a diet coke.

A teetotaller with a bar in his name is perfect for a President who knows nothing about politics.

Read more at The Guardian

A UK human rights organization has formed with the intent of stopping discrimination against red heads, especially kids who are subject to widespread bullying.

This is their version of critical race theory.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Record temperatures were recorded in Argentina this week with a ground temperature that hit 129 degrees.

Always thought Brazil was the hottest spot in South America

Read more at gizmodo.

Now we’ve heard everything. Hamas has accused Israel of deploying ‘killer Zionist dolphins’ near the Gaza territory.

Wouldn’t they just use sharks with frickin laser beams?

Read more at NY Post.

The Texans are out but every team playing this weekend has a player who was once a high school football star in Houston.

Imagine if you had kept them, the Texans wouldn’t be so shitty.

There will be at least one player from the Houston area in every NFL playoff game this weekend.https://t.co/G9wPEexGtC

— Chron (@chron) January 12, 2022

The owner of the Indianapolis Colts said ‘We ended our season in perhaps the worst way possible.” The Colts basically got their asses handed to them by one of the worst teams in the league this week.

Take a pill Jim you’ll feel better.

Read more at NFL.

For $550 bucks you can get a Bucs NFT and unless you want to be poor for the rest of your life buy as many as you can now.

Check out the future on Twitter.

Be a part of the moment, Krewe! Our Road to the Super Bowl NFT is officially here 🎟

— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) January 12, 2022

Big Ben knows the position he’s in and he’s being honest with the press. OR he’s trying some sort of reverse jinx. Bet with caution.

Read more on Twitter.

Ben Roethlisberger’s final comment today

“We’re probably 20 point underdogs and we’re going to the #1 team, I know they’re not the #1 seed but they’ve won the AFC the last two years, arguably the best team in football … we don’t have a chance. So let’s just go in and have fun."

— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) January 12, 2022

A big ass order of pizza and beer was spotted being dropped off at Joe Judge’s house after his recent firing as head coach of the Giants. He appears to be celebrating his new life with less stress and less losing.

Whose laughing now? Judge Joe that’s who.

Check out the PICS on TMZ.

John Mara recently said that each week of this past season he thought the team had hit rock bottom and then it just got worse. Dude, you’re worth half a billion, you haven’t been anywhere near rock bottom your entire life.

Read his full comment on Twitter.

Q: Is this the lowest moment you’ve had being with the #NYG?

John Mara: “Honestly, I would have to say yes. I kept thinking during the season we had hit rock bottom — and each week, it got worse.”

— KimberlEY A. Martin (@ByKimberleyA) January 12, 2022

Good God how can 2022 get any worse. Jason Mamoa and Lisa Bonet announced that they’re splitting up. She must have gotten sick of all the Aquaman merch laying around the house.

Read their break up announcement on Twitter.

jason momoa and lisa bonet are breaking up… a huge blow for hot people pic.twitter.com/E46dYSHVW6

— i want to bailey-ve 🛸 (@been_herde) January 13, 2022

The most current James Bond says it wasn’t a Bond film if he didn’t break something. On a recent podcast he said on Quantum Solace, “when we realize we didn’t have a script a lot of effort went into the stunts,” And since he had volunteered to do the stunts, he had a lot of injuries. He broke a leg, an ankle, and more.

Dude you could just act…

Read more at mediaite.

Hundreds of doctors have petitioned Spotify to put a stop to medical disinformation on the Joe Rogan Experience. The document also fact checked Rogan’s recent guest, Dr. Malone who made claims that the vaccination campaign is a result of mass formation psychosis

On the other hand the guys who make horse dewormer think he’s great.

Read more at The Daily Beast

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Wait till he gets a skateboard. Someone give that bad boy a skateboard.

Now everyone can have their own test of their worth with this Dune-inspired pain box.

We all know the movie theater where you saw Dune was the real Dune pain box.

Read more at boingboing.

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