For a brief moment, Ron DeSantis was a star hailed as the future of the Republican Party. But Trump fans consider him a traitor and aren’t interested in his political future.

Run again? Why would he ever run again? The only thing he should be running for is pudding.

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“This will go down as one of the biggest busts of all time,” a media expert said. “The Messenger will be remembered as the Titanic of publishing disasters.” The centrist news platform is gone and its already forgotten. In fact most of us never even heard of it. But the company ran through a shit ton of money over its brief run.

Face it, you didn’t deliver the message.

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The Carnival Jubilee found two men stranded in the Gulf of Mexico on a kayak and saved them!

They were both charged for half cruise.

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Three men are dead after attending a party at his house, and he says he slept through it all. He also denied drug use. And now he’s checked into rehab.

Too bad he didn’t do this three weeks ago.

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Insiders say the Jets are in shambles, the coach is paranoid and Aaron Rodgers is running the show. And Zach learned that he and Aaron Rodgers aren’t besties after all.

Aaron was there when it made sense for him, not for you.

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With Pete Carol gone, the Hawks hired their new head coach. Michael McDonald, who served as defensive coordinator for the Ravens, got the gig.

You don’t know him but he’s your brother.

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Everyone seems to be taking off shirts in this crazy Bert Kreischer world, but for Patrick Mahomes, his topless moment ended with teasing. The internet is saying he has a dad bod.

Could be worse, they could be calling you puffy nips.

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Everyone is just glad to be done with Seacrest.

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“I’m not lying. People think I’m lying — I’m not a liar,” he told The Hollywood Reporter. “OK yeah, 15 years ago I said it was the last season — that’s what I say when I don’t think I’m going to come up with another one. But, this is it.”

Even if you’re not done with it, we are.

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Zuckerberg told families of victims of social media-involved child sexual exploitation that he was sorry for everything they’ve been through, and he’s working to make his platforms safer for children.

Kids need to go back to staring at television and drinking from a hose.

Read more at mediate.

“Margot Robbie is not getting enough credit, in my opinion,” Downey Jr. continued, using the “Barbie” star as an example. “America [Ferrera] has this amazing speech. And by the way she nails it! I’m watching it and go, ‘Wow, that was a really tough one. That’s like a one act play. The whole movie hinges on it.’ But it’s the cuts away to Robbie so actively listening that I realize Greta is really on to something here. But it’s Robbie who had to trust … and it’s hard when someone who has the fucking two-page passage and they go, ‘Ok now let’s jump in and get Bob,’ and you’re like, ‘I’ve been listening to this all day and now I have to make it work!’”

Thanks for being the 700th person to tell us.

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Klum shared a story that her daughter once found her sex closet and showed all her friends. She also said she’s basically a sexual dynamo who can never be satisfied by men so she finishes herself off with her toys.

Honey, you need a gun locker.

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