Thursday December 23: Daily Links

THURSDAY 12.23
NEWS STORIES
Fertilized Dinosaur Embryo Found In China
A perfectly preserved dinosaur embryo was found in China. Can we please just get a Jurassic Park already? Elon? How about in Space?
Dude Who Stole All The World's NFT's Explains Why The Whole Scene Is Bullshit
So You've Got Covid? Now What
NBC knows how to get clicks with this mostly useless guide to what to do when you test positive. Isolate. Wear masks. Open windows.
Or just ask your brother and best friend what they did.
Dumb People With Covid are Complaining to Yankee Candle
Complaints about Yankee Candles being shitty and having no scent have increased over the last two years, so someone on Reddit decided to graph it out to see if maybe the complaints had something to do with covid. Bingo, turns out its a perfect match.
This should be Yankee Candles next ad campaign. It’s not us. It’s you.
Crenshaw Says Liberals Watch Too Much Simpsons
Dan Crenshaw thinks that the only reasons liberals don’t like nuclear energy is because they watch The Simpsons too much.
Or maybe they watched Three Mile Island and Chernobyl?
Death Businesses are Hot Hot Hot
Funeral directors are working overtime. Crematoriums are packed. Everyone working in businesses surrounding death are very busy and making fat cash, says the WSJ.
Now we know who is behind the anti vax movement.
SPORTS
Joe Burrow Presents: Cincinnati Nightlife
While talking about Covid protocols, Joe Burrow disses Cincy hardcore.
Come on Joe you have that shitty chili you guys are always talking about.
Here’s Joe Burrow talking about Cincinnati’s nightlife and the team doing a good job of steering clear of COVID-19 (via @bengals) pic.twitter.com/d3Op1oFJoL
— Santa Baby (@Ben_Baby) December 22, 2021
Eli Manning Says He's Vindicated!
Remember when Eli got all double bird weird on his Manning MNF show? Well he found himself a picture of an Eagles fan giving the double bird and now he feels vindicated.
We didn’t doubt you we just thought you were being a baby.
I told you so!!! https://t.co/kJsjOu3tK9
— Eli Manning (@EliManning) December 22, 2021
The Bucs Saved Le'Veon Bell From A Boxing Career
Turns out Le’Veon Bell was going to start a boxing career had the Bucs not signed him. Now who is Logan Paul gonna fight next!?
Read more on Twitter.
🥊 or 🏈 pic.twitter.com/Eqd5kJIOXo
— PFF (@PFF) December 23, 2021
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
William Shatner Had a Car Accident
Maybe its not the best idea for the 90 year old guy who has been talking about death drive. Shatner was spotted in a minor car accident in LA.
It’s not entirely his fault. He’s used to letting Sulu drive.
Steve O Gives a Bam Update
Talking about his old friend, Steve O says Margera is at a treatment facility, and he has had his phone taken away. He seemed very pessimistic about Bam’s chance of getting healthy.
Hey Steve. Cut him some slack. We never thought your were gonna make it either.
James Franco Says, You Got Me, I Slept With Students
During an interview for SiriusXM, James Franco admitted to sleeping with students although he said at the time he didn’t know it was wrong.
Okay why did you wait four years to bring it up?
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VIRAL & TRENDING
TikTok Beat Google!?
According to Cloudflare, TikTok has dethroned Google as the most popular domain in 2021.
Google needs more dance trends.
Officer Tries to Hold Back Wild Brawl at Miami Airport
Who is this guy. Kyle Rittenhouse?
During a brawl at Miami International Airport on Monday evening, a mob surrounded & fought an officer. He brandishes a pistol to make them back off. pic.twitter.com/FlGECCdAqY
— Andy Ngô 🏳️🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) December 21, 2021
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Everyone Loves South Lake Tahoe
According to Zillow, South Lake Tahoe is the most popular town to check out houses with 5,469 page views per listing according to Zillow, Home values are rising too.
Get in now before it’s hot. And by that we mean wildfires and drought.
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