In a new 15 second animated video posted to Truth, Trump tells viewers America Needs a Superhero! Trump poses like Superman in front of Trump Tower and tears open his suit.

Looks like he’ll be joining the marvel universe as Indictment Man.

Read more at NY Post.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump teases “Special Announcement” tomorrow, says “America needs a Superhero”

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— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) December 14, 2022

Financial influencers who posted on Twitter and Discord have been indicted for $114 million securities fraud pump and dump schemes. They would buy stocks, convince their followers to buy- inflating the price- and then dump their own shares to a huge profit. “The defendants used social media to amass a large following of novice investors and then took advantage of their followers by repeatedly feeding them a steady diet of misinformation, which resulted in fraudulent profits of approximately $100 million,” SEC enforcement chief Joseph Sansone said in a release.

In once Discord conversation, when another user expressed concerns about whether what they were doing was okay, one of the Defendants replied, “The f*cking right way? We’re robbing fucking idiots of their money.”

These guys watched the movie Wall Street but not till the end.

Read more at Gizmodo.

Scientists have not determined why Mauna Loa and Kilauea are suddenly very quiet after a year of eruptions.

Guess somebody found someone with a brain cloud willing to jump in.

Read more at msn.

While Sam is in the Bahamas fighting extradition, his ex girlfriend was recently spotted in New York, and word is, that its believed she may have been flipped to testify against him.

Looks like we have a new lady in red. #dillinger

Read more at NY Post.

The man who broke into Nancy Pelosi’s husband’s house and attacked her husband with a hammer also had Tom Hanks on his hit list along with Hunter Biden. Was it Chet Hanks who got arrested?

Read more at the BBC.

Silvio Berlusconi knows how to motivate his players. “I told the guys … now you will play Milan, Juventus. If you win against one of these top teams, I’ll bring a bus of whores into the locker room.”

This is why the US isn’t competitive.

Read more at mediaite

💣 Silvio #Berlusconi show alla festa di #Natale del #Monza 👀 pic.twitter.com/Ws7OXxZbcv

— Nicolò Schira (@NicoSchira) December 13, 2022

A France fan at the World Cup was left dazed and bloodied after a warm up shot from
France super star Kylian Mbappe nailed him in the shnoz.

This doesn’t happen when people can use their hands.

Read more at TMZ

Kylian Mbappe apologising to a fan, after hitting him with a ball in the warmup. 💙🇫🇷 #FIFAWorldCup pic.twitter.com/8mDWkQC14U

— Adriano Del Monte (@adriandelmonte) December 14, 2022

After the Phillies play the Nationals on July 1st, Shaq will be performing a concert after the game. Charles Barkley should be his opener.

Read more at Barstool.

25 films including Iron Man just got added to the National Film Registry.

This is an honor no one will remember.

Read more at gizmodo.

That Dad Bod pic that showed Smith looking soft with a dad gut shamed him so much that he dropped 30 pounds.

Then he dropped all the movies he was committed to.

Read more at Page Six.

The Mark Twain prize is the most prestigious honor awarded to comedians, and this year, the Kennedy Center will honor Adam Sandler.

Yeah because when I see an Adam Sandler comedy I immediately think of Mark Twain.

Read more at Deadline.

Meghann Fahy who starred in White Lotus Season 2 as Daphne Sullivan, is now dating co-star Leo Woodall who played Jack. Their characters never crossed paths, but this could be the perfect PR move for a young unknown who impressed us all with a great performance.

It’s been a great year for Fahy. She’s moved from “who is she” to “who is she dating.”

Read more at NY Post

Gee wonder what the twist is with a bunch of MOM’s getting paired up with young men. The men couldn’t possibly be their own sons could they? Noooo,TLC wouldn’t do that. Welcome to Incest Island.

Watch the trailer on Twitter.

Welcome to #MILFManor! Eight hot moms leave home for the chance to find love with men half their age, but they're greeted with a shocking twist. The new series premieres January 15th at 10/9c on @TLC. pic.twitter.com/SdkuyotqLi

— TLC Network (@TLC) December 14, 2022

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Weddings are a time for love, and what’s a better place to celebrate love than in nature? And what better place to enjoy nature than Glacier National Park. The perfect wedding in the perfect setting was going great until a bear started ripping the ass out of a Moose while everyone sat stunned.

Dana White just booked him for a rematch.

Read more at Barstool.

Nothing like jumping the gun on the reception… pic.twitter.com/IDOIy04uqy

— natureismetal (@NIMactual) December 11, 2022

It’s Space Karen and Qelon. Expect everyone tweeting this to be banned for being a “bot”.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23QElon&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

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Recently, a genital morphologist made a major discovery. Patricia Brennan has studied animal clits for awhile now and had never found one on a snake, but now she’s found it.

It isn’t forked is it?

Read more at the atlantic.