Ted Cruz Worried About Dems Bringing Tofu and Dyed Hair To Texas
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Look out Texas, if you don’t listen to Ted Cruz you could be up to your necks in Silicon, Tofu and hair dye.
“Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital “T”
That rhymes with “P”
And that stands for Pool,
That stands for pool.
We’ve surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble.”
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The Democrats, Cruz tells the crowd, want to turn Texas into California with their “tofu, silicon, and dyed hair.”
— James Oliphant (@jamesoliphant) September 8, 2018
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