Sunday October 11: Daily Links
SUNDAY 10.11
NEWS STORIES
Bob Dole: No Republican Friends on the Presidential Debate Commission Support Trump
Bob Dole is worried that even the republicans on the Presidential Debate Commission are against Trump.
And after He treated the debate with such respect…
McDonald’s, Chipotle and Dominos Are Kicking Butt. Local Joints Struggle
Chain restaurants sales are up this quarter compared to last year’s numbers. Mom and Pop restaurants are shuttering.
Thank God that Americans are supporting chains and not local businesses during the pandemic .
Was worried that things would change.
Attendees At White House Rally Were Paid To Be There
Guests who attended Saturday’s rally on the White House lawn were paid to be there. BLEXIT, founded by controversial Black conservative Candace Owens, added a ‘huge outdoor event’ to the itinerary, offering to pay travel and lodging expenses to those who wanted to go. Did it also cover post-rally medical expenses?
Yup Adult Fly Costume Sales Skyrocket Too
It’s not just flywigs flying off the shelves. Thanks to the VP debate, sales of adult fly costumes have skyrocketed. HalloweenCostumes.com said that it’s moving so fast that even their supplier can’t handle the demand. Is there a costume as Pence’s pink eye?
Porn Stars Pissed At Melania For Calling Stormy Daniels A Porn Hooker
Porn actors are up in arms over Melania Trump calling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker”. They must have misheard her, she meant “Porn Hookah”.
Trump Wanted To Fake Illness And Reveal A Superman Shirt When Leaving Hospital
One of Trumps ideas for leaving Walter Reed hospital was to fake as if he were very sick and then jump up and reveal a Superman shirt underneath his suit. We’ve all seen James Brown before, Don.
And Willy Wonka
Wonder what stopped him. https://t.co/VB8np97oJQ pic.twitter.com/pCfzlGrPn9
— John Carpenter's Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) October 10, 2020
Dr. Fauci Named Federal Employee Of The Year
Congratulations to Dr. Fauci, who’s been named the Federal Employee of the year for 2020. This is not going to sit well with his boss.
SPORTS
More NFL Positive Covid Tests Mean Broncos/Patriots Moved To Next Week
One of the Patriots tested positive for Covid this morning and now their game against the Broncos is being rescheduled to week 6 and the Broncos/Dolphins week 6 game is being rescheduled as well. Bill Belichick will attempt scream therapy to attempt to cure his players of the virus.
Broncos-Patriots game is being moved to next Sunday, sources tell ESPN.
Broncos were supposed to play Miami; that won’t happen. That game is being rescheduled.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 11, 2020
Internet Calling This The Greatest Knock Out In UFC History
This knockout last night during the UFC PPV had the internet pop big time with many calling it the best of all time. That is until whatever happens at the next PPV.
THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE KO IN UFC HISTORY 🤯 #UFCFightIsland5 pic.twitter.com/O7BOJg8h9c
— UFC (@ufc) October 10, 2020
ENTERTAINMENT
Space Mountain the Movie!?
Who wouldn’t want to see a Disney about Space Mountain
It’s a 3 minute movie with a 3 hour line to get in
https://www.thewrap.com/space-mountain-movie-in-the-works-based-on-disney-world-roller-coaster/
GOING VIRAL
nothing here yet
EVERYTHING
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Nine In Ten Adults Think Buying Latest Smartphone A Waste Of Money
A survey of British adults has found that the majority are bored with keeping up with buying new technology and think it’s a waste of money to upgrade to the newest phone with the results being negligible. The Brits can now spend that money they’re going to save on more beans and scones or whatever it is they eat.
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