The election is done and it’s all over but the lawsuits. So stop acting like you would bone Steve Kornacki.
He’s the most popular nerd since that high school science geek that knew how to cook meth.

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Hershey Profits are up 33%. Seems like a pandemic and nerve racking election can give Americans quite the sweet tooth.

I’d pay 20 bucks for a Mr. Goodbar.

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This what it will be like discussing the President Elect with your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.

press conference is going great 👍 pic.twitter.com/jxZJXzJPZ4

— chris (@MrTooDamnChris) November 7, 2020

Biden’s win means dogs in the White House again, including our first rescue dog.

No more killed like a dog, choked like a dog, or the always favorite Trumpism, fired like a dog.

Welcome Major and Champ. White House Staff is going to have to order some more dog food.

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#philly pic.twitter.com/ReEW7bu2x5

— John Foley (@2008Philz) November 7, 2020

Rumor is Melania is gonna cut ties to Trump soon as she can. Part of the post nup includes Barron’s floor of Trump Tower and all of his fidget spinners.

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Often in trouble wide receiver Antonio Brown is back in the NFL today, expected to start for the Bucs. Now that he’s playing again he can use some of these game checks to find a one bedroom in St. Pete and finally move out of Tom Brady’s guest bedroom.

Read more at profootballtalk.com.

Jets players have alerted the NFLPA that their locker room is filled with hidden cameras in the smoke detectors. This is obviously Adam Gase running an Only Fans for some cash on the side.

Read more at nydailynews.com.

His dad and mom are fine human beings but this apple fell pretty far from the tree. He’s a weird
kid and oddly offensive.

Kinda cool that he can piss off both sides.

Chet is back at it again. pic.twitter.com/UrpAIS0nsH

— her name is cyn. (@cynfinite) November 7, 2020

Seems like JLaw forgot her Red State roots because she was a Trumper in 2016, but she’s all about slow Joe today.

Cuck Queen.

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Had no choice but to throw a party for 1 #comeonbostonletsparty pic.twitter.com/qvSEVip0Mh

— Jennifer Lawrence – Represent.Us (@JLawrence_RepUs) November 7, 2020

Sooo, you didn’t vote for you husband then?

💙💙💙 pic.twitter.com/vz0wWY3zMS

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 7, 2020

The important question now, who will be Kamala’s bag man??

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“Madam Vice President” is no longer a fictional character. @KamalaHarris pic.twitter.com/rg1fErtHGX

— Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@OfficialJLD) November 7, 2020

Matthew Broderick said that he almost turned down the role in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off out of fear of being typecast. The actor said that all of best roles at that point had him speaking directly to the audience and he wanted to do something different. Broderick’s agent eventually talked him into it. Now he’s typecast as Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband.

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Two hours after Miley Cyrus referenced ‘Party In The USA’ to congratulate Joe Biden, the song re-entered the Itunes Top 200 chart. Internet trolls tried to do the same with Beck’s ‘Loser’ but it didn’t have the same effect.

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Now THIS is a PARTY IN THE USA! @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris 🇺🇸🎉 pic.twitter.com/zFKL1ncuSa

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 7, 2020

Someone had to say it, pal. Did he stutter??

“How you doin pal” he wanted all the smoke LMAOO pic.twitter.com/f9lTgnlHTI

— Ariam (@iambrattyb) November 7, 2020

This is just going to make the French dislike us even more.

J'en chialle pic.twitter.com/e35nw2BQaa

— Pierre Le Texier (@pierre_lt) November 7, 2020

Wine companies reported sales spikes between 40 to 113% while Americans awaited the final election results. Red was preferred over white by a 3 to 1 margin. African-Americans sent Hennessy stock through the roof.

Read more at tmz.