It’s begun. Elon Musk and Twitter are rolling put their new subscription based model called Twitter Blue. For $8 a month you’ll be verified, get less, better targeted ads and be able to upload up to ten minutes of video.

How did this genius figure it out so quickly?

Read more at the New York Post.

King Charles told Prince Andrew he will never return to royal duties in a private meeting between the two and Andrew cried over it.

Hopefully this will be in the next season of the Crown.

Read more at dailymail.

If you thought Bank robberies were a thing of the past, they’re not. In fact in NYC, there was a 42% jump in bank robberies in 2022 and the year isn’t even over yet. There have been 135 heists so far this year, although a would be bank robber doesn’t walk away with much of a fortune. On a recent heist in midtown, a man with a gun fled with about $760.

Same amount as they got in the old west.

Read more at NY Post

The subway is no longer the most dangerous place to be in NYC, or at least its not the only place you can get stabbed. Earlier this week when a large table began to get rowdy arguing about their bill, a woman at a nearby table for 2 commented on the scenario, prompting someone from the fighting table to come over and insult her. So they start arguing drawing the attention of a man from the original table who started throwing punches. When one of his punches landed on one of the women at the table for two, her dining companion picked up a steakknife and plunged it into his back.

This is why they don’t have steak knives in prison. Time to switch to sporks.

Read more at NY Post.

So you may hate changing the clocks back an hour in the fall. It gets dark early, and fucks up your schedule. But you know who really hates it? Deer. Every year the abrupt change in when nighttime driving takes place causes a 16% jump in deer-vehicle crashes.

Its like live Ms Pac-Man but the deer are the dots.

Read more at NY Post

The Washington Post is wondering why there’s so much bad football being played this year.

Their solution? Let Jeff Bezos buy the Commanders.

Read more at MSN.

Kyrie Irving’s signature shoe – the Kyrie 8- is being back shelved over the player’s antisemetic comments. They’re calling it a suspended relationship meaning they aren’t cutting all ties, and there’s room for Kyrie to say or do something to save the relationship

In the meantimes, he’s going to be replaced with Chuck Schumer.

Read more at TMZ

Huey Lewis has sold his catalog for $20 million dollars.

Expect I Want A New Drug in every pharma ad for the foreseeable future.

Read more at Rolling Stone.

Pop star Aaron Carter is dead at the age of 34, found dead in his bathtub. Carter had battled with drug abuse and mental health issues for years.

He’s the Andy gibb of the boy band generation

Read more at toofab.

At the age of 79, the living legend went to her very first broadway show, so see Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous broadway adaptation. After the show, the cast waited at the stage door for the chance to meet and take pictures with her.

Odds are she’ll never see another

Read more at pagesix.

After months of dating, Wilson is engaged to sweetheart Ramona Aruma.

And once married, she’ll go back to her o.g. Weight.

Read more at Page Six.

Keep us abreast of the results.

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A 9 year old Ohio boy who has Spinal Bifida dressed up for Halloween in a wheel-chair friendly costume of a McDonald’s order of Fries. McDonalds loved it so much they offered him a years worth of free french fries.

This is a prize worth hundreds of dollars.

Read more at WFLA

🎃 Another Halloween… another viral costume to fit over his wheelchair. 🍟 And now – free @McDonalds french fries for a year!! https://t.co/U2Tptjfbqp pic.twitter.com/230ZmUnva6

— Stacia Naquin (@StaciaWSYX6) October 31, 2022

Twitter’s founder and former owner reacted on Twitter yesterday to the situation now that Elon Musk is making changes on the platform. He wrote, “I realize many are angry with me. I own the responsibility for why everyone is in this situation: I grew the company size too quickly. I apologize for that. “I am grateful for, and love, everyone who has ever worked on Twitter,” Dorsey added. “I don’t expect that to be mutual in this moment…or ever…and I understand.”

Congratulations Jack you’re the new tom from MySpace.

Read more at NY Post

Folks at Twitter past and present are strong and resilient. They will always find a way no matter how difficult the moment. I realize many are angry with me. I own the responsibility for why everyone is in this situation: I grew the company size too quickly. I apologize for that.

— jack (@jack) November 5, 2022

Selena felt cheap after a journalist had the ten yard stare while Selena gave her some heartfelt answers.

No matter how big you get, you can still get a spoonful of shit in your mouth .

this part tho omg #MyMindAndMe pic.twitter.com/TvfzBFfEsx

— layan (@FetishlsFun) November 4, 2022

Worried why? Cause she’s acting like everyone else on TikTok?

https://pagesix.com/2022/11/04/fans-alarmed-by-madonnas-disturbing-new-tiktok/

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