John Cornyn, a Senator from Texas tried to post a nice religious Thanksgiving wish this year, but when he took the message from the source, he (or his social media team) forgot to change the names on the message.

The Lord bless thee, and keep thee: The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee: The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace. Happy Thanksgiving! Heidi & Ted🍁🦃 🙏

Nothing says you care like a copy and paste.

Read more at mediaite.

While in Nantucket, Biden stopped by the Lemon Press restaurant for a few selfies with some kids and the kids were going crazy with excitement.

They were so excited. They’ve never seen someone that old before.

Read more at mediaite

Some kids inside the Lemon Press restaurant on Main Street started yelling to President Biden as he walked past them… @POTUS #nantucket pic.twitter.com/75iQwz8Bt1

— Nantucket Current (@ACKCurrent) November 26, 2022

Several cases involving parody will be heard by the Supremes this year, including the case of a dog toy maker that made and sold a parody of a Jack Daniels bottle in dog toy form.

I hope this doesn’t cost us wacky packs.

Read more at The Hill

Governor Newsom said he won’t try to challenge Joe Biden to be the democratic nominee in 2024 if Biden runs.

I’m sure Joe would appreciate it if he understood what you were saying.

Read more at politico.

Sources are saying Jones plans to go to market to sell his own Whiskey and he’s calling it Conspiracy.

The conspiracy is, it is iced tea.

Read more at whiskey raiders.

A new report from Media Matters for America says that 50 advertisers who spent $750 million in 2021, have left the platform since Elon Musk took over. Another 7 advertisers have slowed to a trickle.

Who knew twitter had 100 top advertisers?

Read more at NPR

The Giants and Cowboys set a new NFL record for the most viewers in a regular season game on Thanksgiving Day.

Sure because what’s more exciting than seeing who is in second in the NFC east.

Read more at AP News

Tiger and his son Charlie will compete together at the PNC Championship in Orlando in December. “This is such a special opportunity as a dad to get to compete with my son against so many golfing greats and their family members. It is going to be a very special week and I know that Charlie and I will have a blast.” he said.

He’s such a good dad as long as his kid plays golf.

Read more at foxnews.

When Tunisia played Australia this week in the World Cup, social media seemed to all at once fall in love with Tunisia’s starting lineup.

It’s been often said that the hottest women in Tunisia are the men.

Read more at Daily Mail

Looks like this is a place you can stil get beer.

Fed Square: that’s the tweet. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/vT3JbuVDYv

— Socceroos (@Socceroos) November 26, 2022

Deion Sanders has been offered the head coach job at the University of Colorado

If he holds out for two more weeks he’ll be Ye’s running mate.

Read more at NY Post

The artist and photographer gathered 2500 volunteers who got naked on Bondi Beach in Australia to take a photo to raise awareness for skin cancer. It is his biggest crowd yet.

In 20 years he’ll be taking a photo of everyone in America naked at the same time.

Read more at CNN

The movie Casablanca has turned 80 and its still a relevant masterpiece and a golden age classic.

They don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Of course they never really did anyway.

Read more at The Guardian

The star of Fame and Flashdance was found dead in her home at the age of 67.

I guess she’s not going to live forever.

Read more at Rolling Stone.

When Dylan’s team sold autographed books for $600 a pop they weren’t really signed by Bob- they contained his signature created using a device called an autopen. He is now saying it was an error in judgement that he wants to rectify immediately.

Why worry? It worked for the Senator from Texas

Read more at Variety.

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