Noveto Systems has created SoundBeamer, a ‘sound bubble’ which allows you to beam music, movie or video game audio directly into your head without the use of headphones. Wasn’t the idea to keep the voices out of your head?!?

Read more at nme.

An adults only resort in the Maldives is charging $30k for an all you can stay package in 2021. You can stay as long as you want in a two person bungalow with free transport to airports and free breakfast for $30,000. If you can live on breakfast for a year, take the god damn deal. Just load your pockets with scrambled eggs for dinner.

Read more at cnn.com.

Got Damn it. Was planning a trip to Toronto to eat bad pizza shaped like a cat. Not
gonna happen.

Worse than a stolen election.

Read more at avclub.

Holloween is near ! You deserve a FREE Garfield 3D Dark Chocolate Face bar with any pizza or big lasagna order. Upon pick-up only. Show G-Code in store: FREE#CHOCO #Garfield #holloween pic.twitter.com/eBVa6HdFsn

— GarfieldEATS (@GarfieldEATSapp) October 15, 2020

We love our customers and the Garfield fans. We tried to keep it open just for you and @nathenmazri fought till the end. Please DO NOT CRY 😢 for #GarfieldEATS. Our frozen big cow 5 layered #lasagnas are still here forever – that is all we need! https://t.co/BKBENCbyc1 -epic pix https://t.co/U2svBEEWeX

— GarfieldEATS (@GarfieldEATSapp) November 14, 2020

Bills cornerback Josh Norman has tested positive for covid-19 and two other players have been quarantined for having close contact with him. This will most likely not even make a difference with how bad the Bills secondary is.

Read more at foxnews.

Deadline is reporting that Hasan Minhaj will join ‘The Morning Show’ For Season 2 on Apple TV Good show. Good gig for Hasan.

Hope he isn’t typecast as an asshole.

Read more at deadline.com.

Jesus Christ, who knew there was this kind of money in Blues Clues. This looks like the perfect house to go on a three day coke run.

Anyone from the Pussy Posse need new digs?

Read more at apartmenttherapy.com.

Sylvester Stallone wants people to switch to Chicago style hot dogs and pizza for Thanksgiving dinner. He also wants to replace dinner wine with raw eggs.

Read more tmz.com.

You’re not tripping balls, it’s just a chameleon changing colors while climbing colored pencils.

Esto es maravilloso pic.twitter.com/r6QXONWbcZ

— Doron (@plexaleOK) November 12, 2020

Didn’t wake up this morning thinking I’d see close up magic done better than David
Blaine. It happened.

The devil never sleeps.

Give these girls a netflix special pic.twitter.com/t0MFHtbajy

— EnthaPataki (no but seriously skip a year) (@enthahotness) November 14, 2020

Are these the 30 best comedies you can stream on Amazon Prime? Vulture thinks so. Hope it’s better than their conspiracy movie list.

Read more at vulture.com.