Finally some really good news. White House science office says Trump ended COVID-19 pandemic.
Now if you will excuse me. I’m going to kiss a nurse in Times Square.

Read more at politico.com.

Hair and beard shaggy? Put on weight? It’s 2020 and a pandemic is raging like the Hells Angels at Altamonte.

Fuck it.

Read more slate.com.

Look I try to stay away from politics but if you say another thing about Reese’s Cups, we will have to meet behind the school by the bike racks.

Read more at thehill.com.

Well if this doesn’t sound like a plot to some sci fi movie. Stick up your nose to get into New York.

Why didn’t we just make them know how Lou Reed is.

Read nypost.com.

Reddit asked the question and people answered. Apparently Europeans have better public restrooms, better bread, better policies, better pay, better public transportation, better chocolate, better attitudes toward nudity, better healthcare, better lines, and better cheese.

Okay yeah, but look at all the cool guns we have.

Read more at buzzfeed.

Be honest, did they just steal the Little Giant’s Annexation of Puerto Rico?

Via digg.

The fight between middleweights Jaime Munguia and Tureano Johnson was stopped when Johnson lost 10 percent of his upper lip from a Munguia uppercut. Even Mike Tyson thought it was disgusting.

Read more at yahoo.com.

This fight is stopped after 6 rounds due to a cut on Tuerano Johnson's lip.#MunguiaJohnson pic.twitter.com/wHu6SIIJnn

— DAZN Boxing (@DAZNBoxing__) October 31, 2020

NBA great Shawn Kemp says he has no regrets about smoking weed during his playing days, claiming it was a safer alternative to pain pills. Now we know why he aggressively wanted an endorsement deal with White Castle.

Read more at tmz.

Even in a the middle of a global pandemic celebrities can’t help but be extra.

Read move at vulture.

Unless there’s an outbreak of COVID in the facility, Lori Loughlin will have to serve the full two months in jail. Federal law only applies early release to sentences that are over a year. The actress plans to write a book about her experience called Full Bid.

Read more at tmz.

Vin Diesel premiered his latest single, ‘Days Are Gone’, on The Late Late Show. The actor says the nostalgic tone of the song ‘represents how we all feel right now’. His next single is going to be a remake of ‘Ebony & Ivory’ with Tom Hardy.

Read more at ew.

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Just suddenly realized those two guys running for President are both kind of old, huh?

It’s a walk off. Barack called game.

“That’s what I do.”

44, y’all.

Vote Biden/Harris…pic.twitter.com/eGGCjbGMlv

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 31, 2020

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