Sunday May 16: Daily Links
SUNDAY 5.16
NEWS STORIES
That Nipple Video Has Been Found!
A student leaked that screen grab footage showing the NYC teacher licking a mans nipple during her zoom class.
Hey she could have licked something a lot more offensive, let’s give her some credit.
University of California Making History: No More SATs
All of the colleges in the University of California system have agreed to stop considering ACT and SAT scores. The decision is part of the settlement of a debate with students over whether standardized tests disadvantage certain students.
Why should college be for the smartest people anyway? Aren’t they smart enough?
Witnesses Telling Stories About Matt Gaetz, Coke and Paid Escorts
According to witnesses, Matt Gaetz took a paid escort to a 2019 GOP fundraiser in Orlando, and attended a coke after party.
I knew we could find middle ground, said Bill Clinton.
Another Car Full of Hoarded Gas Explodes
A South Carolina woman caught fire after she overturned her car running from cops. The car exploded, because of multiple containers of hoarded gasoline.
We get that she’s an idiot but who are the dummies at the gas station letting people fill all these tanks?
No Cops Marching at NYC Pride For 5 Years
Organizers of NYC’s Price events have banned cops from participating because they want to create safer spaces for marginalized groups. Steps will be taken to minimize police presence working the parade route as well.
If this catches on, this pretty much empties out the St Patricks day parade.
Basquiat Painting Sells For 93.1 million
A painting by Jean Michele Basquiat sold for almost double what experts expected, becoming the second highest price paid for a Basquiat.
Wow do you know how many dogecoins you could buy with that?
#AuctionUpdate Following competitive bidding, Jean-Michel Basquiat's climactic portrait 'In This Case' realizes $93,105,000 at auction pic.twitter.com/wJoPu5AbST
— Christie's (@ChristiesInc) May 12, 2021
More Video Of UFO Sightings From Military
Do you think somewhere in a galaxy far away, alien youth are planning a date for the ‘Let’s See Dem Humans’ raid??
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Sydney Raines Has No regrets About Barstool Sex Tape
Raines is the woman in Dave Portnoy’s sex tape. Now that the dust has settled she told the NY Post, “The most important thing is to not apologize for something you’re not sorry for. I have no regrets how I handled the situation,”
Well she’s a good egg. Dave gave her an 8.1.
Check out Sarah Silverman’s Tushy
Sarah is getting creative promoting her Sarah Silverman Podcast.
Are we sure that isn’t Jeff Ross’ ass?
Les Moonves Loses $120mil Severance Package
The former CBS head will not get his severance package as it was determined he was fired for cause. CBS will give him an undisclosed about of money in settlement of the dispute, but that money will all be donated to charity, and CBS will keep the 120 Million.
Can we use this to sweeten that Big Brother winnings this season?
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America is Finally Learning to Appreciate Dark Meat Chicken
Breast may still be best. But the country is learning the allure of thicc thighs and juicy legs.
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Important Poll Finds Out Which Animals People Think They Could Beat in a Fight
According to a yougov.com poll, 38% of men think they can take on a bald eagle, and somehow 24% of men and 32% of women don’t think they can beat a rat.
Most surprising, 83% of people think they could beat up Jake Paul.
Science Says Human Brain Treats Tools As Part of Your Body
A new study in the Journal of Neuroscience and says tools are interpreted by our brains as an extension of the human body.
Cool. What’s it think when you grab your dick?
Yo so you know how a bunch of scientists and theorists have been saying for years that tools are an extension of the human body?
A new study was just published in the Journal of Neuroscience and
Tools are *literally* interpreted by the brain as an extension of the human body. pic.twitter.com/VFEOIVUbZw
— James Rosen-Birch 🛸🔮🛠 (@provisionalidea) May 13, 2021
At Least 35 Thousand New Yorkers Relocated to Florida in Last Six Months
The data was based on the number of people who exchanged NY drivers licenses for Florida between September 2020 and March 2021.
Looks like New Yorkers are the new Cubans.
42% of Americans Can Not Name a Single Asian American
This is pitiful, you guys should be able to get to 10 on newscasters alone before you even start on actors and comedians!
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