Sunday May 8, Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at May 8, 2022

SUNDAY 5.8

NEWS STORIES

Brooklyn Caveman Sentenced for Jan 6 Actions

The son of a Brooklyn judge who dressed in fur pelts on January 6 at the capitol has been sentenced for eight months. Aaron Mostovsky pled guilty and confessed to being one of the first to break through the Senate doors. The judge said “I don’t know what sucked you down this hole of a stolen-election fantasy,” and “I hope you’ll leave some of the fantasy world behind at this point because I hope you understand your indulgence in that fantasy led to this tragic situation — tragic for the country as to what happened that day, and tragic for you and what you did … and the effect it will have on your life.”

Can he bring his fur with him?

Tesla Says They'll Cover Travel Costs if Employees Need to Leave the State to Get an Abortion

Elon Musk’s Tesla is the latest company to institute policies to assist employees dealing with new laws prohibiting abortion. The company agrees to provide “travel and lodging support for those who may need to seek healthcare services that are unavailable in their home state.”

But I thought Elon was the right wing savior?

Chuck Todd Moves to NBC Streamer

Todd’s “Meet the Press Daily” show is moving over to digital and will stream on the “NBC News Now” platform going forward.

What’s next? A milk crate in the park?

Mark David Chapman's New Mugshot Goes Viral

The man who murdered John Lennon 42 years ago is up for parole for the tenth time. As part of the procedure, he sat for a new mugshot that has twitter creeped out.

Parole? Can we at least wait until Paul and Ringo pass away before we consider letting this hump out?

Politico's SCOTUS Leak Was Their Most Viewed Story Ever

The exclusive leak of Judge Alito’s draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade is now the most-viewed story in Politico’s entire history.

Wellllll that’s great for them… I guess.

A Multi Billion Dollar Casino Coming to Chicago?

Bally’s will bring a new 1.7 Billion Dollar casino to the River West neighborhood of Chicago and will become the city’s first casino resort.

Are we turning America into Bif’s time line?

Gov Abbott Hints Texas May Challenge Education for All Mandate

The Governor of Texas helped push Roe v Wade off a cliff, and now is pointing out that maybe the state could challenge the Supreme Court ruling that had mandating states educate all children regardless of their legal citizenship status.

Texas is in a race with Florida for new leader in regressive thinking.

Cops Found Vicky White's Getaway Car

US Marshals found the SUV used by ex-deputy Vicky White, and murder suspect Casey White

This is going to be a great mini series.

SPORTS

Snoop Dog Now Owns Part of a Big 3 BBall Team

Snoop Dogg has gotten into the game, spending over $600,000 to purchase a stake in Bivouac, a team in Ice Cubes Big 3 basketball league.

You’d be better off going to 4th street and watching street ball.

Snoop is buying 2 teams in the BIG3. Better get in where you fit in and join the BIG3 Ownership Discord. 🏀🏀🏀 pic.twitter.com/RvXABl3XXh

— Ice Cube (@icecube) April 23, 2022

Plexiglass Falls on, Injures Officiant at Bruins Game

Maybe now they can stop slapping the plexiglass?

Scary scene in Boston as a glass panel in the penalty box fell and hit the game’s timeout coordinator, resulting in him being stretchered off. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/ZtyIW9lvXk

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) May 7, 2022

Magic Johnson Says Lakers Shouldn't Trade LeBron James

MJ says he’d like to see LeBron wearing purple and gold for a long long time.

Stephan A has a new enemy.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

George Lopez Mocks Hollywood Bowl's Olive Garden Security

Lopez said the attack on Chapelle was the venue’s fault. “The Hollywood Bowl is the Olive Garden of security, so they need to beef it up.”

I guess when you’re here you’re family. Even if you’re a violent dickhead with a knifegun.

Priscilla Presley Thumbs Up for Baz Luhrmann Elvis Flick

Presley called the new movie ‘Beautifully Done’ officially giving it her endorsement.

What song will they play when he dies on the toilet?

Bill Maher Thinks Pronoun Worries are Silly

Maher says now that we are facing states criminalizing abortion, Maher thinks its silly for people to be upset about pronouns. ‘Suddenly Getting The Right Pronoun Doesn’t Seem So Big, Does It?’ he said.

Some of us can walk and chew gum at the same time, Bill.

Fred Savage Fired

Savage was Executive Producing a reboot of The Wonder Years, but now he’s out after being accused of inappropriate behavior.

It’s hard to live down the name Savage.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Keanu Reeves Before He Went Hollywood

All the Right Movies on twitter posted a video of Keanu when he still worked for the CBC, covering a Teddy Bear convention.

This is now his third best movie.

Before he was a Hollywood actor, KEANU REEVES worked for CBC and did a news report on a Teddy Bear convention in 1984. pic.twitter.com/kXV8kyOWfB

— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) May 3, 2022

Amber Heard's Talented Mr Ripley Testimony

While on the stand, Amber Heard allegedly testified borrowing a speech from Gwenyth Paltrow’s character in The Talented Mr. Ripley. This tiktok account did the fact check for us. Here’s Paltrow….

And this is the untalented Miss Heard.

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdg5KNvR/

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Median Age of New Moms in America is 30

A new study revealed that the median age to become a mother in the United States is now 30, the highest its ever been.

If the Supreme Court has their way it will be 14.