Sunday March 7: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 7, 2021

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SUNDAY 3.7

NEWS STORIES

Kids Burn Face Masks in Idaho

It was a surreal scene in Idaho as kids dumped face masks into burning oil drums to protest mask mandates.

Go ahead, burn them. Most of us can’t find your state on a map.

People are Bidding Millions to Own a Tweet

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is auctioning off his first 2006 tweet and its expected to fetch millions. In exchange for a few million someone will own the tweet.

Hey Twitter, just let Trump back. And we can all go back to normal.

California Bill Would Outlaw Boys and Girls Departments

If a new California bill is passed, it will be illegal to have a girls department or boys department in a clothing store, or a toy store, or any store. Kids departments everywhere would not be labeled as for a specific gender- there will just be toys and clothes.

Don’t most people just shop on Amazon now? What’s a store?

One Year in the Time of Covid and Germans Have Come Up with 1200 New Words to Describe It

CoronaFußgruß, means Corona foot greeting. Maskentrottels don’t know how to wear a mask properly. There are brand new words for “After corona body” and “contagion hotspot” and “corona shaming” and even “digital menus”.

The Inuits may have 50 words but Germans have 1200 words for this crazy effing year.

SPORTS

Monster Golf Shot Causes Crowd to Erupt

Bryson DeChambeau pulled off a monster golf shot that caused crowds to go crazy. Fans and critics say he’s drawing new audiences to the sport, and not everyone is happy about it.

Congratulations Bryson. Just don’t be too freaked out when you get a cease and desist from Happy Madison. We’ve seen this scene before.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Two Generations Argue Over Eminem, Eminem Answers Back

Gen Z wants Eminem cancelled because one of his new lyrics glorifies domestic violence. Millennials are defending the artist. And Eminem himself just shot back at critics with a new video for “Tone Deaf”.

Hey Gen Z, there’s something you need to know. It’s not just the lyrics that suck, the musics bad too.

E From Entourage Can't Believe They Towed His Car

Kevin Connolly, who is best known as E from Entourage got pissed off after finding out his Tesla was towed from a flower shop parking lot that he wasn’t supposed to park in. He was caught on video steaming mad even though he knew he wasn’t supposed to park in that spot. According to sources, the florist had warned Connolly repeatedly, and when he kept parking there they finally had him towed.

Keep it up and E’s going to end up punching someone in the knee. You can only push him so far.

House Minority Leader Reads Green Eggs and Ham

House Minority Leader and GOP Rep Kevin McCarthy wants the world to know he has Dr. Seuss’ back. He showed his commitment to the children’s author by performing a dramatic reading of Green Eggs and Ham.

Kev. Leave the Seuss readings to Rev. Jesse Jackson. You can’t touch him.

I still like Dr. Seuss, so I decided to read Green Eggs and Ham.

RT if you still like him too! pic.twitter.com/2pbRbSiJD6

— Kevin McCarthy (@GOPLeader) March 6, 2021

NY Op Ed Goes After Pepe Le Pew & Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew perpetuates Rape Culture and Speedy Gonzalez is a cultural stereotype.

You’ve just now figured out Pepe is rapey??

He’s the reason they had to tone down Lola Bunny’s sexed up figure!!

VIRAL VIRAL

Robot Dog Wandering Crash Site Gives Us the Creeps

A video of a robot dog wandering around the SpaceX crash site tells us everything we need to know about where this is all heading. Terminator city.

The future is here and it sucks. But at least it looks cinematic.

Scary Woman Uses ALL the Bad Words

In this video a woman was caught on camera, not only being racist toward Asians, but also using the F word the N word and plenty of others.

She’s not just racist, she’s 1973 racist.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Bisexual Women in Straight Relationships Less Likely to Be Out

A new study says that bisexual women who are in a relationship with a straight male are more likely to keep their bisexuality secret than those in relationships with women or non cis males.

Is that just because most men are overweight? Oh not that kind of out. Never mind.

New Book Explores the Work of a Real Life Dr. Frankenstein

Dr Robert White performed the world’s first primate head transplant, attaching one monkey’s head (and brain) to another monkey’s headless body. The hope was to one day being able to help the human mind live on after the body died. A new book explores his work.

Hey where’s Peta when you really need them?

Writer Says We Don't Need 3 Meals a Day

A writer for the Atlantic is advocating that its okay to deviate from the 3 meals a day system. He says that during the pandemic he’s found himself shifting to One Big Meal once a day, with grazing. Sometimes it will be a giant breakfast or maybe a big meal mid afternoon with grazing. Other meals get skipped in favor of snacking.

If this is so much better why did you gain 15 lbs in 3 months?

What Are The Friendliest European Cities to Travel To?

Parisians reading this are thinking, our bread alone is enough to make you visit you idiots, we don’t have to smile and wave at you!

Each Counties Most Filmed Movie Locations

The US is Central Park?? Doesn’t the LA River solely exist to be the default shooting location??