The land around the South Pole hit disturbing higher than normal temperatures freaking out scientists. Temperatures hit ten degrees this week- a full 70 degrees higher than normal and surrounding areas were at least 50 degrees warmer than usual.

Sounds like a great place for spring break.

Read more at Washington Post.

Apple decided it no longer needs to give you a pair of headphones or a charging plug with your new iphone and they’ve made a fortune off the decision.

Guess we should all go plug ourselves.

Read more at designtaxi.

You can watch on YouTube if you want to see how a metaverse product is launched. The announcement for the new no calorie, no hops, all pixel beer is a bit ironic, but we’re not buying that 100%.

If there’s no taste its already better than a Heineken.

Read more at designtaxi.

The drugs needed for lethal injection were hard to get, so So Co has moved things in place to bring back firing squads to carry out executions.

That’s what I love about the south. Always moving forward.

Read more at huffpost.

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Tom Brady’s dad had this to say about his sons retirement:

“They were announcing his retirement before he even retired,” the elder Brady said on the Greeny podcast with ESPN’s Mike Greenberg. “You know, the media made the news. He was not ready to make any decision and didn’t make any decision but [Adam] Schefter and [Jeff] Darlington stated it as fact. You know, he hadn’t made any decision on that.”

So it’s all Adam Schefter and the Lame Stream Media’s fault. Got it, bro.

Read more at SI.com.

Kate and Will are skipping a planned trip to a Belize farm after local villagers protested their visit. Locals were upset that they weren’t consulted about a planned helicopter landing, and many in the village are also in a dispute with a company that has William as a patron..

Shunned. Who would have Belized it!

Read more at Yahoo.

Weird online behavior is the reason Kanye won’t be performing at the Grammys this year, according to his representatives.

Why did they wait so long. He’s always been an asshole.

Read more at Variety

Instagram can smile again, Britney is back, and posting again although we have yet to see any explanation for his earlier disappearance this week.

Would it be crazy to say this is a little off?

Read more at tmz.

Luane de Lesseps caused quite a scene at Townhouse Saturday night leading to a regretful apology on Instagram. “Clearly my struggles with alcohol are real,” she said. She reportedly “monopolized the piano” and belted out jumbled version of songs in a manner described as intolerable.

And this is different from an ep of housewives how?

Read more at pagesix.

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Entrepreneur and shark tank star Daymond John said the NCAA tournament is slavery as long as the players aren’t getting paid. And no, those NIL allowances don’t mean shit to him. He calls that “crumbs” compared to the billions being made off the sweat of these kids.

For us by you.

Read more at TMZ

She brags about how she earns a lot of money sleeping with married men, and then teaches you how tell if your husband is fucking around.

Sure seems like she’s playing both sides.

Read more at NY Post.

Birding has enjoyed a huge rise in popularity since the beginning of the pandemic. Gen Z and young Millennials are just cuckoo for the pastime and there are over 340 million views for “birding tiktok” on the social media platform.

Nerds.

Read more at insidehook.

Moon over Miami.

For those wanting the context… and no, they have no idea how incredible their timing was with what I was saying 😂 pic.twitter.com/30lK4lLU01

— Ian Margol (@IanMargolWPLG) March 19, 2022

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