There’s a lot of outrage directed toward Charlie Hebdo for its latest cover illustration depicting the Queen of England with her knee on Meghan Markle’s neck.

Hey, stop whining, that’s funny, said Muslims everywhere.

Read more at RT

#CharlieHebdo, this is wrong on every level. The Queen as #GeorgeFloyd's murderer crushing Meghan's neck? #Meghan saying she's unable to breathe? This doesnt push boundaries, make anyone laugh or challenge #racism. It demeans the issues & causes offence, across the board. pic.twitter.com/ptNXs8RtuS

— Dr Halima Begum (@Halima_Begum) March 13, 2021

Donald Trump made a surprise pop in at a fundraiser where Lara was speaking. The Don dropped the bombshell that he has heard rumors she will run for Senate.

Good for you Don, you finally have a son you like.

President Trump's surprise speech at @BDRRescue's fundraiser. pic.twitter.com/xfVcgDtigG

— T.A. Walker (@timallanwalker) March 12, 2021

They said they weren’t going to do it but they did!

The Chicago River is green. Sadly it has nothing to do with St Patrick’s Day.

Read more at nbcnews.

A Pennsylvania woman wanted to eliminate the competition on her daughter’s cheerleading squad. She used deepfake tech to get the other girls kicked off the team, creating video and images of the girls nude, smoking or drinking.

Gimme a C! Gimme a U! ….

Read more at Gizmodo

Doctors from Grand Rapids posted some body parts on Instagram and made jokes, and now an investigation is underway. One of the doctors posted some human tissue, the other posted an organ that had been removed, captioned ““The other game we play in the OR is guess that weight. It applies to much more than just babies. As always, ‘Price is Right’ rules apply so if you go over then you’re out!”

Bob Barker would be so proud. As long as no animals were harmed in the making of the video.

Read more at woodtv.

Spring break is on, and Miami Beach seems to have attracted every single person who is ready to forget Covid exists. There’s twerking, there’s mayhem, there are injured cops.

Coming soon, the spring break movie for 2021: “Where the Germs Are”

Read more at local10.

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When Spotted Taking a Call, Draped in a Blanket, Bottle in Hand, Cuomo inspired endless memes on Twitter.

A visual reminder that you thought you had a rough week… but not like this guy.

Read more at businessinsider.com.

Drawn-looking Cuomo photographed in a blanket as pressure builds for him to resign https://t.co/gNFuNQQbDL pic.twitter.com/DP1ts1dedt

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 13, 2021

The Spring's hottest fashion accessory is here: THE CUOMO BLANKET. Modeled by Governor Cuomo pic.twitter.com/3GeWSMJBTf

— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) March 13, 2021

Not saying he's guilty or innocent but this reminds of the poster for one of my favorite movies. pic.twitter.com/2JIiGyVcvK

— DMC (@DaveMcVeigh) March 13, 2021

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GWROAT just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Who is the greatest WR of all time? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/NDHXmlfvcb

— ESPN (@espn) March 13, 2021

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Corinne Masiero took the stage at the French version of the Oscars dressed in a blood stained donkey costume, which was weird. Then she stripped out of the donkey costume, which was even weirder. Masiero did this to protest the continuing closure of french cinemas, displaying messages on her naked body, No Culture, No Future, and Give Us Back Art.

This is the first time the French have been entertaining.

Read more at boingboing.

"No culture, no future."

L'intervention (dé)culottée de Corinne Masiero en soutien aux intermittents. #César2021 pic.twitter.com/Uhd8ibEfgj

— CANAL+ (@canalplus) March 12, 2021

ARod says he’s not single…yet, but Jennifer Lopez was reportedly making connections with a new friend- sex symbol Lenny Kravitz.

Yeah he’s hot but he’ll never hold her coat and purse for her.

Read more at nypost and TMZ

Al Jaffee, famed Mad Magazine illustrator and inventor of the fold in back cover turned 100.

Wow! He’s old enough to remember when Mad Magazine was funny

Read more at washingtonpost.

Oh no, how are they going to find some one who can hand out roses?

Read more at cnn.

The Federalist’s Sean Davis Whines That he Will Take Legal Action Against Anyone Who Shares the Fake Post that Claimed he Tweeted “Mommy Milky”

So you were that kid in school who got teased and claimed he would sue you and somehow… you’re still that dude?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mediaite.com/online/sean-davis-brutally-mocked-by-legal-twitter-over-his-threat-to-sue-twitter-user-who-sent-out-fake-mommy-milky-tweet/amp/

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A cat navigating a bunch of solo cups will tell you a lot about yourself.

I’m a 3 but not that elegant. You?

Lmao I’m definitely cat 3 😂🤣😭

You? 👀 pic.twitter.com/rL1x3Gosky

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) March 13, 2021

Researchers from the University of Helsinki and the University of Copenhagen hooked some people up to a computer to measure their brainwaves while they looked a photos of celebrities. Based on your brain activity the computer was able to determine what the subjects found attractive and create a composite perfect date.

Wouldn’t it be smarter to put those wires on your dick?
Read more at designtaxi.

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A new survey says 30% of single Americans have been masturbating more than once a day during the pandemic.

And married guys are doubling that.

Read more at studyfinds.

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