Sunday June 6: Daily Links

SUNDAY 6.6


NEWS STORIES

 



Bitcoin Cult…errr.. Conference Gets Huge Turnout

The bros showed up in force for the first Miami Bitcoin conference.

At this rate, Tim Dillon could be the president in 2032.

Read more at NY Times.


Ok So CumRocket? Hope You Got in Early

A crypto currency got a big raise in value this week after Elon Musk tweeted three characters that can only be interpreted as Cum Rocket to the Moon. AKA Splash emoji, rocket emoji arrow moon emoji. This sent the NFT company’s value from .06 to .28. That’s 400% growth in just ten minutes.

Elon Musk fans should forever be known as the cum rockets.

Read more at The Independent.


Klan Remains Evicted from Memphis Park

So now we’re cancelling corpses.

Read more at mediaite.


Nevada Banning Sundown Sirens

Six O’ clock were started to remind non-whites they had to be home by 6pm. But Native Americans can stay up as late as everyone else now.

Can’t believe it took to 2021 to cancel a racist siren.

Read more at The Daily Beast.


Racist Bird Names- You're Next

The country is cleaning house of things named after racists, and that includes breeds of birds.

I’m all for cancelling birds. But this is going to make the next Big Year very confusing.

Read more at NPR.


Smash or Trash? Police Restraint Lasso Gun

This is like spider man meets minority report.

So what happens if you hit the throat?


Hellmanns Says No, They Don't Make Chunky Mayo

Nobody knows the source of the photo of “Hellmanns Chunky Mayonnaise” that’s been shared plenty around Twitter, but one thing we do know, is, it’s not real.

Chunky mayonnaise, the #1 condiment for cum rockets

Read more at mediaite.


Royal Cruises Announces Summer Cruises and Vaccinations are Optional

Why not get REALLY crazy; let’s lose those sneeze guards at the buffet!

Read more at washingtonpost.


Anonymous Sets Their Sights on Elon Musk

Who knew Elon was on the new season of Mr. Robot?! Guess it was that guest host spot on SNL. Thanks, Lorne.


Donald Trump Sends Out Cryptic Fundraising Message

“Going to take back the White House… and sooner than you think”

Really cool to see a former President hitting us with some Q drops.


California Judge Overturns Three Decade Old Assault Weapons

When we said we’re ready for life to get back to normal this is not we were hoping for.

Read more at cnn.



SPORTS



Baseball Has Way Too Much Sticky Stuff

Pitch Doctoring is rampant in MLB, and that’s why the MLB planning to check pitchers 8-10 times a game for foreign substances.

Good, that’s what we need. Something else to slow the game down.

Read more at SI and ESPN.


Titans Signing a NCAA wrestler

This guy hasn’t played football since high school, but he’s about to be in the NFL as a Tennessee Titan.

This should have happened with Andre the Giant years ago.

Read more at barstool sports.


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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Alicia Silverstone Joins Tik Tok With Clueless Classic Moment

Silverstone made the cutest Tik Tok debut by recreating a moment from Clueless, with her son Bear, and people went crazy for it.

Oh good finally people are being nostalgic for the 90s.

Read more at yahoo.

@aliciasilverstone

Ugh! As if… I wouldn’t join TikTok. 😉💛😘 #Clueless #AsIf

♬ Ugh… As if – Alicia Silverstone


Katt Williams Tells Comics, Do Better, Be Funnier

There is no cancel culture according to Katt Williams. Williams says that certain words and/or subjects are being rightly called out as inappropriate or off-limits — and he explains that, in most cases, that’s probably fine The point of comedy isn’t to offend, he said, but to entertain the most number of people possible.

Katt’s new meds are really strong. Where can I get some?

Read more at TMZ


AMC CEO Caught With His Pants Down During YouTube Interview

No one knows for sure if Adam Aron was balls out for this interview on the Trey Trades youtube channel. But he definitely wasn’t wearing pants with his shirt and tie. At one point you can see his bare legs underneath this all business top half.

You know they make some incredibly comfy sweatpants these days..

Read more at vice.



TRENDING



People Aren't Planning to Repair Pandemic Strained Relationships

CNN took a look at a group of people who became estranged from others during 2020’s myriad of divisive issues and found that many are not interested in forming bridges.

So something good has come out of this all.

Read more at cnn.



VIRAL VIRAL



Sara Schaefer Creates Social Media Disclaimer

This really is the frontrunner for the Nobel prize this year.



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Top 10 Cities with Highest Rent increase and 10
Cities who’s Rent is actually Dropping

Las Vegas, it’s sooo hot right now.

No seriously, ridiculously hot. Why would you pay that kind of rent to live on the surface of the sun??

Via digg.



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