Sunday June 12, Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at June 12, 2022

SUNDAY 6.5

NEWS STORIES

Awful Brooklyn Artist Making Bank

This guy stinks at drawing portraits but it doesn’t stop him from selling them to tourists in NYC under the gimmick of selling “Really Bad Portraits” for five bucks a piece. He’s making as much as $1,000 a day sometimes.

Banksy’s got nothing on this guy.

Woman Wins Millions From Geico Cause She Fucked in a Car and Got an STD

A court ruled that Geico has to pay a woman for STDs transmitted inside a car that was insured by the company. It’s like a legal miracle.

Who handled this? Johnny Depp’s lawyer?

Jan 6 Hearing Watched by 20 Million Viewers

Twenty Million pairs of eyes is great for prime time although maybe not great enough to make a cultural impact.

Luckily it wasn’t against football.

Putin's VERY Protective Of His Poopins

When Putin travels abroad, his security team keeps all the doodies that he takes to prevent other nations from stealing them and seeing what his health is actually like. Whether this is true or poopaganda, we’ll never know.

The Return To Office Is Not Going So Well

For workers who adapted to working from home over the past two years, many of them are asking “why are we even here?” with their return to the office.

Well, you’re there so you can crush happy hour after work and drive home drunk. Obviously.

SPORTS

Tiger Woods Follows Lebron Into Billionaire Club

He could have made it ten years ago if he didn’t get divorced.

Chargers Owner Sued By His Sister

Dean Spano’s sister is suing to force him to sell the team to pay off family debts. She alleges his misogynistic and financially ruinous actions

Spano’s legacy will be going from the #1 team in San Diego to the #2 team in LA.

Dave Portsmouth Trolling Jerkface Draymond Green

Way to wake up the Warriors.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

ET is 40

The Guardian takes a look at the movie ET on its 40th anniversary.

He doesn’t look a day over 100.

Meet The Woman Who Got Smoked By Kylie Jenner's Nipple Bikini

Linze Rice owns TaTa Top, a company that makes bikinis with nipples printed on them. She was doing great until Kylie decided to start promoting the same damn thing made by Jean Paul Gaultier. The Ta Ta top sells for about 10% of the JPG.

Every Elvis needs a Big Momma Burton.

Let's Look at the 2022 Contestants For Miss Bum Bum

On the list are a transgender contestant, a truck driver, and. a Kim Kardashian look alike named Luma Kardashian.

Pete should take all of them out for ice cream.

Bieber Diagnosed With a Rare Disease That Paralyzed Half His Face

Justin Bieber recently cancelled a bunch of tour dates. Now we know the reason. He’s been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt syndrome, which, among other things, causes partial face paralysis. It will go back to normal but could take months.

Oddly he sounds better than he ever has.

A Duke Nuke Em Movie Is Coming

90’s video game Duke Nuke ‘Em is getting the movie treatment after bouncing around Hollywood for years. They must hope enough Millennials need a quick fix on niche nostalgia.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Can Someone Check the Damn Burgers?

This cookout went bad, especially for the BBQ

But that’s no reason to let perfectly good burgers burn.

LMAO cookout over with pic.twitter.com/1aili5q12N

— ͏  (@TeezySooSkep) June 1, 2022

Bad Day? Watch This to Feel Better

Brisbane is a cutie and the tips of his ears flop when he walks.

Great tips

@brisbane_the_rescue

Send this to someone who needs a mood boost #earflops #dogears #seritoninboost #tuesdaymotivation

♬ original sound – ice cream sandwich

Founder of a College Hoe Union Is Not The Asshole

A woman started a sisterhood group at her college to all warn each other about parties that posed a danger to women. It became so popular that douchebag frat bros felt they were being unfairly blacklisted by hot chicks, so they gave her shit. It got so bad that she posted on reddits “Am I the Asshole” forum to find out if she was the problem, or if they were.

Guess wanting to be safe from predatory men and ruining their bs tricks to get women fucked up and fucked is being an asshole?

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Mental Floss Presents The Best of the Way Too Long Movies

Which of the three hour plus movies are the best according to Rotten Tomatoes? Mental Floss found out and made a nice convenient list for those of you with a lot of time on your hands. You’ve probably already watched the Seven Samurai if you love long movies but have you seen OJ Made in America?

Three hours isn’t a movie, it’s a mini series. No thanks