Sunday July 11: Daily Links

SUNDAY 7.11


NEWS STORIES

 



American Airlines Duct Tapes Out of Control Passenger

How do you deal with a mental health issue on an airplane? Duct Tape!

“While in flight from Dallas-Fort Worth (DFW) to Charlotte (CLT) on July 6, the crew on board American Airlines flight 1774 reported a potential security concern after a customer attempted to open the forward boarding door and physically assaulted, bit and caused injury to a flight attendant. For the safety and security of other customers and our crew, the individual was restrained until the flight landed at CLT and could be met by law enforcement and emergency personnel.”

A passenger sitting in the back of the plane grabbed a video on her way off the plane.

Welcome to Con-Air.

Read more at TMZ.

@lol.ariee

so this happened on my american airline flight #waittilltheend #DFW #americanairlines #lawsuit #fypシ

♬ original sound – arieana mathena

@lol.ariee

Reply to @maximum_em AHH stop bullying me here ! i have some clips from the flight i can post as well

♬ original sound – arieana mathena


Robert E. Lee Statue Taken Down 150 Years After Civil War Ends

After a five year push, activists celebrated the removal of a Robert E. Lee statue in Charlottesville. It will be kept in storage.

And not a century too soon.

Read more at AP News.


Prisoner Escaped Floating Prison Barge in NY

A movie-scale manhunt took place Saturday after David Mordukhaev, 30, escaped from a prison boat in the Bronx the night before.

Is this a scene out of face/off?

Read more at NY Post.


Cape Cod's New Plan to Deal With Sharky Waters

It’s all about forecasting. Researchers are tracking shark behavior to see if they can predict conditions that make it more likely for sharks to be hanging around the beaches.

It’s all gone to hell since quint died. #sharkmouth

Read more at Undark.com


Here's The Seven Point Plan To Get Trump Back In By August

This card was handed out to people attending CPAC which details how Trump can become President again in 7 steps. Step 8 is “???” and step 9 is profit.
Read more at the Daily Mail.

Read more at Daily Mail.


Intelligence Agency Busted For Bad Diversity Photoshop

The office of the director of national intelligence is getting mocked out today after a poor photoshop attempt. Good to know someone on Reddit can do a better job than our intel community.

Read more at the New York Post.



SPORTS



Joe Pepitone Suing Hall of Fame for $1 Million Over Mantle's Bat

Joe Pepitone says he loaned Mickey Mantle his bat, and Mantle used that bat to become the first player to hit 500 home runs. Pepitone says he put the bat in his locker after the game and it mysteriously disappeared. Now he wants his bat back, and $1 million bucks too.

Joe, at best they owe you “a” bat. Or you could just pony up the $44 yourself and grab a Louisville Slugger on Amazon and save yourself some embarrassment.

Read more at dailybeast.


Aaron Judge Trolls the Astros

Judge hits a home run off Astro’s Altuve, and whats that? Is he hitting his cheat buzzer? Oh no, that’s just a big fat troll move.

Good move doing this now, because the Yankees will never make the playoffs.


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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



OMG Gordon Ramsay's Kid Sleeps With a Mini Whisk

If you think that’s cute James Deen’s son went to sleep with his dick in his hand.


Bachelorette Says Take a Week Off of Wacking Off

The new Bachelorette, Katie Thurston wants the hopeful bachelors to stop spanking the monkey. “I kind of had this idea I thought would be fun, where the guys in the house all have to agree to withhold their self-care as long as possible, if you know what I mean,” she tells the hosts in a new promo.

I take it this is the honor system?

Read more at People.

https://people.com/tv/bachelorette-sneak-peek-katie-thurston-proposes-challenge-no-self-gratification/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm


Deuce Bigalow is REALLY Sure That You Shouldn't Get Vaccinated

Rob Scheider’s anti-vax tweets got some strong reactions today, particularly after he invoked the Second Amendment.

Just say no…
And keep saying no…
Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy!
“My body, my choice!”
#2ndAmendmentIsForThis

Our Government has told us they plan on going to OUR FRONT DOOR with this.
They have lied, had a 2 year fear campaign and lockdown, destroyed middle class household incomes, bankrupted untold thousands of businesses and are now putting children’s lives at risk.

Hey Rob. If Adam Sandler dies of Covid you’ll starve to death. Be glad we have a vaccine.


Cruise is BACK!

24 hours after media outlets began speculating that Tom Cruise has gone into hiding, and wondering WHERES TOM? he’s back! He facetimed the UK Soccer team to wish them good luck in the EURO Cup final. And he’s out smiling and mugging at Wimbledon, and looking super creepy and stiff.

Sometimes you just gotta wheel out the Tom Bot and take care of business.


Bertinelli Erupts After IG Commenter Calls Her Fat

Valerie Bertinelli is in no mood to take shit from anyone on Instagram, not even “Mrs. Moto.” She explained that when someone has gained weight, they may be dealing with something quite difficult in their lives and they don’t need to take shit from a troll.

On the other hand Val, you spent most of your life as one of the hottest people on the planet, unlike most of your followers who were fat the whole time.

Read more at People.


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TRENDING



They're Laughing at Shephard Fairey's New Los Angeles Tourism Logo

Some people love the new logo but there’s a lot of people who think Fairey’s new logo stinks, and at best looks like a Miami Vice rip off.

Just add a few hundred homeless people and it will be perfect.

Read more at cbs.


Office Hands Out Color Coded Lanyard to Communicate Personal Space Needs

This business thinks it solved the post-covid problem of knowing which co-workers you can approach and when you should keep your distance.

Once again, not a big difference between a working office and a pre-school.



VIRAL VIRAL



So....the Lake Snatched Dat Ass?

This is the start of any slasher film.


The News Needs Someone Like This Lady

Didn’t understand all of it, but she still nailed it.



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Zoomers Hate Email

Zoomers think email blows and prefer to communicate in almost any other medium – prefering texting, Google Docs and social media app DM’s. And then the children of Zoomers are going to LOVE email and probably hologram messages or something.

Read more at the New York Times.



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