Sunday July 10, Daily Links
SUNDAY 7.10
NEWS STORIES
Dr Oz Gets Roasted For Filming PA Campaign Ad in NJ
He’s running in Pennsylvania for Senator but he lives in NJ and now he’s getting his ass handed to him for filming an ad in the garden state.
I’m the great and powerful Dr. Oz pay no attention to that asshole in NJ
Pro tip: don’t film an ad for your PA senate campaign from your mansion in New Jersey. https://t.co/D9BDweZmym pic.twitter.com/pld8RLmWYv
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) July 7, 2022
Pregnant Woman Refuses to Pay HOV Lane Ticket
A woman in Texas was given a ticket for traveling alone in the carpool lane, but she says she won’t pay because in Texas her fetus should count as a passenger.
These two make a great comedy team ..
Trump Says He Lowered White House Use of Drugs 18%
Everyone’s laughing at Trump for making a mistake in a speech in Arizona this week. “We got drug use down 18% in the White House with an effort headed up our great first lady,” Trump said. “She worked very hard on that.”
What happened? You ask Don jr. to move out?
Politico Wants Jon Stewart To Run in 2024
Politico made a real case for why the former Daily Show host should run for the highest office in the land. But Stewart politely declined.
He can’t seem to get people to follow him to Apple TV hows he gonna beat anyone for President.
Derek Chauvin Has More Restrictions After He Serves 20 Years
After he serves his sentence, he will be supervised for an additional five years, and during that time he can not work in law enforcement, or any form of security, not even a mall cop.
At least he gets to breathe.
Three Star General Suspended For Trolling FLOTUS
A retired general who mentors officers in the Army for almost $100 an hour has been suspended after he mocked Jill Biden on Twitter. “Glad to see you finally know what a woman is.” he wrote in response to her critique of Roe v Wade.
How come the guys who demand a chain of command don’t seem to respect it themselves.
Boston Dive Team Found a Ring that Was Lost in the Charles
A woman dropped her diamond ring in the river and unbelievably a BFD dive team actually found it.
And somehow we still don’t know where Jimmy Hoffa is.
Alabama Justice Lost his $95 Million Defamation Suit Against Borat
Sacha Baron Cohen won’t be paying an Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore anything after Moore sued him over a humiliating scene in the Borat sequel.
Don’t worry Roy, just take it to the Supreme Court. I’m sure they’ll reverse the decision.
Las Vegas Could Have a Curfew
There’s too many shootings and since nobody has any suggestions on how to stop them, Vegas is for the first time considering a curfew.
Atlantic City always wished it could be more like Las Vegas and now Las Vegas is turning into Atlantic City.
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SPORTS
NFL Sunday Ticket is Moving to a Streaming Service
We don’t know which streaming service will score NFL Sunday Ticket, but we know that NFL is in the process of working out a deal. For those who wish they could see any and every game, but didn’t have Direct TV, there’s finally hope.
If its Amazon they’ll probably give it to us free…..for a year before they make us pay extra. #wholefoods
Aaron Judge Gets All the Votes for MLB All Star Game
Oh fuck we know what this means. #troids.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Chappelle Just Dropped a Speech on Netflix
It’s not exactly a comedy special, but it is almost an hour of Dave talking. The speech he gave on June 20, 2022 at his alma mater is now available to watch on Netflix and yeah, he talks about the trans jokes.
Dave we can’t miss you if you don’t go away.
Chris Cuomo Comeback Coming
The former CNN host teased a comeback of some sort on social media with photos of him shirtless and smoking cigars.
Looks like he’s going to only fans!
Andrew Schulz Bought His Special Back from Amazon and Made a Million Bucks Presale
His latest hour was all set to premiere on a streamer, but the powers that be wanted to pull a few jokes, so Schulz said fuck it, bought his hour back and put it up for sale on his own website. A source identified the censory streamer as Amazon.
Andrew’s gonna start losing a lot of packages.
Miles Teller Talking with Tom Cruise About More Top Gun
Teller says he and Couise are talking about the possibility of doing a sequel to the Top Gun Revival.
Yeah but….It’s really only up to one of them.
Paul Rudd Surprises Sad Boy
A 12 year old bullied kid couldn’t get the other kids to sign his yearbook. His mother turned to social media and shared her heartbreak for her son. The post went viral, and Paul Rudd decided to get involved, sending the boy a letter and placing a facetime call.
Yeah because what boy doesn’t want to pal around with a 50 year old man.
Now We Know What Job Armie Hammer Took Up in the Caymans
The reason Hammer has been spotted in and out of a Cayman Island Resort office is because he’s selling time shares.
He really seems to be taking a bite out of the biz.
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VIRAL & TRENDING
WTF Women Caused $25k in Damage After They Lost Their Shit in a French Fry Shop
After being told they would have to pay $1.75 for extra dipping sauces a group of women. unloaded on a fry shop, tearing up the cash registers, throwing bottles, pulling down dividers.
Looks like NYC 2022 has its own Droogies.
You Gotta Start Vabbing
This trend of using vagina secretions as perfume is heating up, according to ABC.
Start? I can’t seem to stop.
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