Not all of the insurgents who breached out nation’s capitol were cosplay idiots ir muderous racists there was also at least one retired Air Force Lieutenant Colonel who was carrying the type of zip ties you use to hold hostages.

But he found them on the floor and wanted to give to a cop. Officer and a gentleman.

Read more at The New Yorker.

In the wake of the Capitol riots, the rush to shut down hate speech is on. As part of the movement, Amazon says it will no longer host Parlor’s website.

Get ready for a lot of extremist sending snail mail chain letters.

Read more at buzzfeednews.

Derrick Evans was just elected to the West Virginia legislature but he’s already resigned after partaking in the siege on the US Capitol earlier this week.

He would have gotten away with it to if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.. oh and posting videos of himself storming US capitol

Read more at cnn.

Online betting is hotter than ever, and now some states have agreed to allow betting on the growing sport of drone racing.

Finally, let’s get back to weird dystopian future we all expected we’d have: betting on bizarre robot battles!

Read more at gizmodo.

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“And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend a this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again”

Read more at eonline.

Who’s ready for the Space Oddity dance challenge??

Read more at variety.com.

Claudia Conway was on TikTok, calling out her mother KellyAnne about the recent GOP losses in Georgia and the rioters at the Capitol. She then forced KellyAnne leave the room by playing an Anti-Trump track. Keeping Up The Conways, coming soon to E!

Read more at toofab.

Former golfer turned social media influencer Paige Spiranac said that men who take the oral COVID test can now relate to what women experience when performing oral sex. Paige, you’re doing it wrong.

Read more at nypost.com.

R Kelly celebrated his 54th birthday by sharing his 2011 song ‘Shut Up’ on social media. The track features lyrics telling ‘people all up in your business’ to shut up. Kelly is currently locked up awaiting trail for a variety of sex crimes charges. Kelly’s accusers have recorded an answer song, ‘You Ain’t Going Nowhere’.

Read more at pagesix.

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The company LoveDolls has unveiled a new sex doll that can mimic breathing. The British manufacturer has already created dolls that can have limited conversation, make facial expressions and sexual noises. The new feature will cost an extra $600 dollars.

An 8-ball and a hooker is still cheaper.

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This may surprise but most American’s don’t appreciate fat guys dressed like Captain Crunch rubbing their
shit on the walls of our nation’s capitol.

Snowflakes!

Read more at mediaite.com.

One in 6 people are seeing a therapist for the first time. The cool thing is they are not making up their problems.

Their life does suck!

So what about the global pandemic bothers you today?

Read more at studyfinds.org.