Those aren’t gunshots, this time. It’s something much more unusual for the state of Texas.

Ted Cruz complained that its unseasonably warm in Cancun.

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A court found Avetatti guilty of stealing mid six figures from Stormy Daniels after a highly publicized trial.

Who knew she had 300k to lose.

Read more at CNBC.

Airlines are starting to serve booze again and flight attendants aren’t happy about it considering how people have been acting sober. Coach will now be replaced with an octagon.

Read more at MSN.

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Take a look at how deep the caves, subways, and tunnels of the earth get. And try not to have a panic attack.

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He can really beat the giants but just not on the important days.

Read more at SI.com.

Peloton may or may not be for sale but at least two mega corporations are exploring the idea of making an offer.

Just when you thought Peloton couldn’t get more Evil…. dun dun dunnnnn

Read more at Reuters.

With the trade deadline approaching, reports say the Sixers and Nets are talking Ben Simmons and James Harden.

This could work out so both teams lose.

Read more at CBS Sports.

Someone flag this fucking account for violation of copyright.

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Trevor Lawrence is happy with the Jag picking up Doug Pederson as their new HC. Jaggy Jaggy just doesn’t have the same ring to it as Philly Philly but Lawrence better learn it, regardless.

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Sam Williams says his dad forced him into a conservatorship and he wants out, but without dancing on video in a gstring he may have trouble getting hashtags and support.

Sounds like his dad is worse than Kanye.

Read more at TMZ

Ye went on social media to complain about his ex, Kim Kardashian’s parenting of their daughter North. He feels she is too young to be on TikTok. That was just the beginning as the two traded criticism publically on socials.

Who would expect Kanye to do something crazy.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Jenner posted a slider of photos on Instagram of some of her favorite things, and one of those pictures shows her enjoying some of her 818 tequila with a straw. Fans reacted saying that she is promoting irresponsible drinking.

Last spring she got in trouble trying to promote the brand with tone deaf and offensive images that she had to apologize for.

There’s far less responsible things you can do with a straw.

Read more at buzzfeed.

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After Whoopi got suspended for her comments about the holocaust, someone dug up a recipe she contributed to a cookbook that she called Jewish American Princess Fried Chicken. The recipe mostly included having servants shop for and cook the meal. Funny.

Luckily she’s not on Spotify.

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Stunts involving honeybees, a scorpion, a snake, a turtle, a spider, a bull and a bear have Peta concerned that those behind the Jackass movie may have violated anti-cruelty to animals laws.

Nobody’s looking into the abuse of humans?

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Indie Aria left Spotify because she doesn’t want to be on the same platform as Joe Rogan, but she’s not stopping there. She posted Joe Rogan saying the N-word 24 times, which led to our second Rogen mea culpa this week.

Rogan’s put out more apologies this week than podcasts.

Read more at Deadline

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Bruce Willis has churned out eleven movies in the past two years and the guys from Red Letter Media are all over his dick for it. Bruce shouldn’t care since he sleep on a bed made of rubies.

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