Roger Stone goes gangster? The conservative party isn’t acting very conservative. Golden Idols, lightning fueled dance moves, and now Roger Stone going hip hop– or at least hop hop– with some guy called MC TRUMPISTHECHOSENONE.

Oh for a second, it looked like this was going to be embarrassing.

Walking into #CPAC and I see this pic.twitter.com/3NljOwNFJZ

— Jorge Ventura Media (@VenturaReport) February 27, 2021

Spotted Roger Stone dancing outside CPAC @donie pic.twitter.com/Kr5bnCC5Vt

— Richa Naik (@richanaik) February 27, 2021

A second former staffer accused Cuomo of sexually inappropriate behavior. This former aide claimed the governor asked inappropriate sexually oriented questions, and told her he was lonely, looking for a girlfriend in the Albany area, and said age doesn’t matter, anyone over the age of 22 was fine. Cuomo denied being inappropriate in a statement and requested an independent investigation.

Cmon, Andrew, even Rudy’s approval rating lasted longer than yours.

Read more at nypost.

A massive screen displayed images of 200,000 Buddhists who gathered via video to celebrate Makha Bucha Day, instead of gathering in person.

This is the nuttiest Purim ever.

Read more at gizmodo.

200,000 Buddhists gathered on a giant screen via Zoom to celebrate one of their holiest holidays. https://t.co/FkXrj12xbn pic.twitter.com/ItMJGdJVKD

— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) February 28, 2021

A Taco Bell being built Minnesota may be the future of the fast food industry. The new restaurant is being built with four drive thru lanes, no indoor dining and a kitchen located above car lanes. Food will be lowered to cars in dumbwaiters and you will have no contact with human beings during your visit.

This is great news for fat people but awful news for anyone addicted to viral videos that show people fighting at the drive thru window.

Via Digg.

Mexican coke isn’t just for soda lovers anymore. The Mexican army uncovered fields of coca plants and a lab processing the plant into cocaine.

Wow Taco Bell wasn’t kidding about making a lot of changes. Run for the border.

Read more at vice.

If you thought things couldn’t get weirder than a cat lawyer, you were wrong. A judge actually had to tell a plastic surgeon that you can’t “appear in court” to fight a traffic ticket while you are performing surgery.

Good news doc, you’re going to be back in court when your patient wakes up and reads the news.

Read more at TMZ.

“It kind of looks like you’re in an operating room right now?” A plastic surgeon appeared in a videoconference for his traffic violation trial while operating on a patient. The Medical Board of California is investigating. https://t.co/RjZAfp12XF

— The Associated Press (@AP) February 27, 2021

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NBA player Jeremy Lin says he will not give the name of the player who called him Coronavirus on the basketball court.

Well if you won’t call him out, at least do something to his coke.

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— Jeremy Lin (@JLin7) February 27, 2021

Kobe Bryant’s widow says she just now became aware of a tweet Evan Rachel Wood posted last January calling Kobe a rapist. Vanessa Bryant called Wood “Vile” and added: “YOU DON’T KNOW THE FACTS OF THE CASE.”

Three days after Kobe’s tragic death, Wood had tweeted: “I haven’t said anything about Kobe so far because I felt some time needed to pass before weighing in. But yes, it’s time for the sledgehammer to come out. The man was a rapist. Deal with it.”

Lucky she didn’t see Ari Shaffir Tweet. Yet.

Read more at The Wrap.

Ellen Pompeo, who plays Meredith Grey on Grey’s Anatomy wrote an open letter, calling out the Hollywood Foreign Press for lack of diversity.

They’re the foreign press, right? That’s diverse. Ish.

Read more at deadline.

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Rachel Lindsay says she got so many threats from fans of the Bachelor who blame her for Chris Harrison’s demise, that she had to delete her social media accounts.

So does this mean she has to give her rose back?

Read more at pagesix.

Vice.com says the personal security industry is exploding, thanks to civil unrest, protests, dog nappings, and general rage. There’s even an Uber-like service called Bond that allows you to get security on demand.

This is great news for dog owners, as well as coke dealers on the go.

Read more at VICE.

The suspects are still at large, but Lady Gaga’s dogs have been found safe, and sound, and tied to a pole. A woman who was either very lucky or complicit found them, turned them in, and will get the promised reward.

What was the reason for all this and what was their plan?? This can’t go unsolved! Please make this dog napping case the next season of Serial.

Read more at tmz.

A celebration of Pokémon’s 25th Anniversary?! Why the Hell Not?!

It’s like this was the answer to the question “How can we unite GenXers, Millennials, and Gen Z”

Body positivity ain’t just for ladies. Maybe we can all just support everyone should be fully topless at the beach.

jonah hill is a legend man pic.twitter.com/RapNmMAUJU

— mariano 🦦⁶𓅓 (@TheRapAgenda) February 27, 2021

Legendary Brooklyn steak house Peter Lugar wanted to fill up some of the empty space in their restaurant which is currently operating at 35% capacity, but they didn’t want to use paper cutouts or mannequins. They one-upped everyone in the game filling the room with wax figures of celebrities on loan from Madame Tussauds.  Al Roker, Audrey Hepburn, Jimmy Fallon and John Hamm were a few of the figures on hand for the grand reopening.  

It’s like Chuck E Cheese except they don’t play music. 

Hope nobody asks for autographs. They’re going to get snubbed, hard. 

Read more at eater.com

Read more at eater.com.

Fongs Pizza in Des Moine Iowa prides themselves on weird pizzas. Breafast pizza isn’t that odd, but cereal pizza is pretty out there. And local press is praising their Loopy Fruits Cereal pie as a game changer.

Yeah yeah, we get it, you like to make pizza “outside of the box.” The problem is pizza belongs IN the box.

Dear Iowa. Leave pizza to New York, or at least the North East. Thank you.

We know how Iowans feel about their breakfast pizza, but have you considered Froot Loops on pizza? Well, now's the time to consider it, as the Forest Ave. location in Des Moines of Fong's Pizza has added it to their menu. https://t.co/oCWfy3VhSb pic.twitter.com/PepQHm06M2

— Des Moines Register (@DMRegister) February 26, 2021

Heinz 57 has a weird promotion running. If you are willing to wait 57 minutes for their site to load at heinz.com, you could win a Burger Kit which includes a spatula, apron, grill mitt, napkins, plates, and condiments.

56 minutes, but not a second more.

Read more at designtaxi.

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A rooster that had a knife strapped to it for cockfighting purposes ended up killing its owner in one of those moments of karma.

Hahaha you said cockfight.

Read more at Boing Boing.

A woman trained her Australian Shepherd to do yoga with her. Or maybe an Australian Shepherd trained its human to do yoga with him.

Either way, there’s not another Australian who could pull this off.

Via Digg.

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