Sunday February 20, Daily Links
SUNDAY 2.20
NEWS STORIES
Wounded Animal Mystery Solved
Animal experts could not identify an animal that had been seriously wounded and taken in for medical treatment. It later escaped the shelter but DNA tests has been determined to be a coyote,
Just let It go.
Ghislane’s Family Is Afraid She Will Be Killed in Jail
After Jean Luc Brunel was found hanging in his jail cell in Paris, Maxwell’s family is worried for her safety. Ghislane allegedly introduced Brunel to Epstein in 2019.
If this was a game of pedo survivor, she’s in the lead.
God Vaccine The Queen - Queen Elizabeth Got The Rona
Queen Elizabeth II has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The only positive here is if she loses her sense of taste all of her British meals will become edible.
Linguistic Analysis Identifies Who Q Is
Two separate, independent of each other, studies found that comparing the writing of Ron Watkins and Paul Furber to Q drops, shows that they were very highly likely the ones writing them. If you are, or were, a follower of Q, your leader(s) was a brain(dead)trust.
Lake Tahoe Bear, Hank The Tank, Is Breaking Into Homes With No Fear Of Humans
A 500 pound bear in the Lake Tahoe area has “lost all fear of people” and is running roughshod over the area. Hank doesn’t give a fuck, he’ll go right inside your HOME. In the bedroom where your wife sleeps. Where your children come and play with their toys. In your home.
SPORTS
NBA Player Moons to Distract Free Throw
Magic guard Cole Anthony tried to distract Grizzlies guard Desmond Bane by pulling down his pants.
Apparently his ass wasn’t ugly enough.
Brian Flores Going to Pittsburgh
Flores, who recently sued the NFL for discrimination in his attempts to apply for head coach job, will not be working as head coach next season. So he’s going to a team that has a black head coach- The Pittsburgh Steelers.
Well you got a worse job at an un-racist team.
NFL Is Not Getting Involved In Cowboys Voyeurism Settlement
A $2.4 million dollar settlement between the Dallas Cowboys and four cheerleaders who were victims of a voyeurism the team’s former senior VP of public relations and communications will not be questioned by the league. A spokesperson says “the club handled the matter.”
Maybe they thought there’s been way too much looking already.
Keeping Track of Kanye Beefs
Instagram Account HipHopNumbers made a list of all Kanye’s beefs and there are plenty. Ye reposted and added a few, like
Apple Spotify Vivendi Universal Lucien Grange Tik Tok Black History Month Obama the whole cast of SNL Hillary Clinton the Devil himself Corey Gamble Bezos Charlamagne Disney Librals and of course Skete.
Luckily Billy Madison’s name wasn’t on the list because he apologized.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Donald Glover Harassed By Racists While Shooting in Londong
On their first night shooting, Donald Glover and others were approached by some locals who asked if they knew any open bars. The strangers implied that they could break into a bar cause “you all carry hammers don’t you.” They continued, ‘You guys are Black, you’ve gone to jail and you do things like that.’ And then they told the girl to ‘Run. They are going to rape you, like, rape you.’ The girl was literally, like, ‘I’m sorry,’ as she’s being taken away.
Making things worse, Glover was misquoted as saying “I’m too old for this shit.”
Adam Sandler’s Hustle Is Getting Some Hype
Gamers seem particular excited for Adam Sandler’s next Netflix movie, starring himself and Queen Latifah. Something about the cinematography appeals to people who play a lot of BBalll video games.
This is gonna be better than uncut jams.
George R.R. Martin Approves of House of the Dragon
In fact, the Game of Thrones scribe says that the GOT prequel series is “Terrific!”
He also said it was “some show”, “radiant” and “humble.”
Francis Ford Coppola’s Spending $120 Million of His Own Money on Next Movie
His passion project, Megalopolis was written in the early 80’s but it was so grand in scale, that no studio would touch it. Not much is known other than its a philosophical investigation of the nature of man, a love story and its set in a utopian NYC Called New Rome.
You haven’t made a good movie, since 1974 how did get 120 million to blow?
Kendal Jenner Sued Over Alleged Rip Off of Tequila 512
A lawsuit alleges that Jenners 818 Tequila is such a blatant rip off that her own sister used the wrong image on social media.
No ones ever accused this family of being original
Brad Pitt Sues Angelina Jolie
Pitt alleged she sold his winery without his authorization in violation of their separation agreement. They had an agreement that neither would sell without the others consent.
Stop all your wine whining.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Guy Spends 100 Days Living 100% in the Meta Verse
Says he felt disconnected and bored and a little crazy.
Dude, so did we after 16 minutes in your shoes.
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