Sunday December 5: Daily Links
SUNDAY 12.5
NEWS STORIES
Chris Cuomo's Suspension is Over...Cause He's Fired
CNN has decided the mounting evidence against Chris Cuomo justifies letting him go from the network.
Wait a few years you’ll be able to see the Cuomo Brothers on BoyBand Xmas.
AI Almost Ready to Generate Synthetic Voices
We soon won’t need subtitles, or overdubs because AI will be able to emulate the voice of anyone and repeat their words in other languages. A new product called MARVEL.ai can generate hyper realistic virtual voices.
How would Artificial Intelligence say “this sucks for VO actors.”
Billionaires Hate Being Private Jet Shamed
The super rich are trying to stop being accused of destroying the environment with their private jets, so they’ve turned to Uber for private jets.
Wow that’s a thing? What will happen to all those air taxi drivers and their air taxi medallions?
Fugitive Parents of Michigan Shooter Cry in Court
Ethan Crumbley’s parents went on the run, hid out in Detroit, and were caught. When they faced a judge at arraignment to plead not guilty they both wept openly.
They must have thought Detroit had a non extradition policy.
Fit Man Takes 30 Day KFC Challenge
A tiktok dude vowed to eat nothing but KFC for 30 days– maybe in the name of science, or at least in the name of going viral. He got fat, obviously but also felt unmotivated, depressed, constipated, stomach pains, mental health decline, signs of kidney and liver damage.
Actually all of this happened after the first meal.
Boomers Don’t Like Younguns Taking Over Their Fancy Nightclub
The old-timers who hang out at the infamous Bemelmans Bar in the Carlyle Hotel are pissed about Gen Z hanging out there and changing the vibe.
Who would have thought…age gentrification!
SPORTS
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Thank God, Tom Petty is Getting a Posthumous PhD
The University of Florida has decided to bestow a posthumous PhD in music on the late great Tom Petty, seeing this as some kind of righteous act.
Ummm. He was a townie. He hated you fucks.
Who Wants to See the Snicklefritz of Boy Bands!
Snicklefritz is the tiny leftover crumbs at the bottom of a bag of chips, and ABC is bringing you the equivalent of that in Boy Bands! That’s right, whoever is available from a variety of Boy Bands like N Sync, Boys 2 Men, New Edition, 98 Degrees, New Kids on the Block, and more ill perform on ABC.
Won’t it be great to see boy band members now that they have diabetes and arthritis?
Jeff Garlin Says On Set Jokes are Not Inappropriate, They're Silly
The star of Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Goldbergs went on the record about accusations that his on set joking is inappropriate and makes some coworkers uncomfortable. “That’s how I’m funny on camera,” he said, claiming its all silliness and nobody has ever complained on other sets.
This is a big bowl of Boomer in a Gen Z world.
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VIRAL & TRENDING
This Kids Chicken Wing Game is STRONG
Someone get him a beer! Stat!
Not him cleaning the chicken wing better than me last night. I’m shook 😳 pic.twitter.com/LlbdjYtijx
— Knight (@knightsglow) December 4, 2021
Bride Faint, Pukes, Shits at the Alter
Guess she caught a bug.
Man, talk about going viral!
@hollinator1424 I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking😂 my baby nephew then pooped on my dress right after while I was pukin
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
More Than Half of Young Adults Say Democracy is Failing
52% of young people say democracy in the US is in real jeopardy.
The real question is, why are the other 48% so stupid?
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