My god. This is the most amazing conversation ever. This TBT to two years ago is better than every scene in every Wes Anderson movie.

Beat this one Biden.

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Remember the time Trump basically ruined Santa for a little kid? pic.twitter.com/INXfWZchMF

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) December 25, 2020

A New York City man who shot a cop in the back twice on Christmas Eve said he is ‘sorry’ and wished it ‘never happened.’

Dude, you learned from it. Move on.

Read more at yahoo.com.

Jeff Bezos likes to wake up slow have coffee read the paper and then a nice relaxing breakfast with the fam

Then make a few billion dollars before dinner.

Read more at cnbc.com.

Well this is creepy AF, but Alexa is relieved her name has been cleared.

Via digg.

Someone won’t be having a white Christmas after 74 pounds of cocaine were found floating off of the Florida Keys by a fisherman. You can assume it was originally 80 pounds before he called the cops.

Read more at miamiherald.

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Jessica feels so good about her self that she had to pull her pants down to show off her Christmas PJs

Why the nutty look on your face?

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

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You may have doubted movie theaters would make a comeback but Tom is never wrong.

T-Hanks for the good news!

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Wonder Woman and Pixar’s Soul have both been released on Christmas to duke it out on streaming services HBO Max and Disney+. Netflix screwed up by not getting Bird Box 2 out there fast enough.

Read more at cnnphilippines.

The Oscar winning director of the new documentary about murdered journalist Khashoggi could not find any distributor’s for his film so it’s coming out in very limited release and on Video on Demand. The rumor is no one wants to take on anything that’s critical of the Saudi government. Maybe if he made a doc about a wife being murdered by her rich, detached husband he would have had more luck.

Read more at nytimes.

It took less than a minute for Alex Winter to troll Kevin Spacey’s holiday message. When the other dude from Bill & Ted is taking you down a peg, it’s time to go back into hiding.

https://t.co/n9DT6jYRmT pic.twitter.com/2Yff0xgxfh

— Alex Winter (@Winter) December 24, 2020

Cameras in Ohio captured a black guy smacking a white guy with a can of Twisted Tea after being said white dude got his face and repeatedly called the N-word. Twisted Tea – the official sponsor of Season’s Beatings!

He popped a can on his face a whole twisted tea ..pic.twitter.com/r1tb2XTH6P

— jalencí 🦋 (@jalencii) December 24, 2020

9 months in and 330k+ deaths in the US and in the middle of hot spot LA, but sure let’s stop the line to debate with this lady.

My son & I were at CVS in Los Angeles, the epicenter of the virus where 1 person is dying every 10 mins from COVID-19 & this woman was refusing to wear a mask & arguing with everyone. The selfishness she exhibited was intense. It blew our minds. My 10-yr-old has more sense. pic.twitter.com/LFIuwTBzFC

— Ty Stiklorius (@tystiklorius) December 27, 2020

Oddly enough Christie Brinkley has the same reaction to Uptown Girl. Weird.

Via digg.

@chrisboudens

Hey Alexa, play piano man. #husky #huskiesoftiktok #huskies #huskytalk #huskieshowling #goldenretriever #goldenretrieverlife #funny #dogsoftiktok #dog

♬ original sound – Chris Boudens

Let’s grow up, Bumble.
A bikini top is just a wet bra.

Read more at buzzfeed.

Scientists have figured out that the average person is going to spend 44 years of their lives staring at digital devices, averaging about 17 hours a day. And upwards of 30 minutes of those 17 hours is dedicated to work.

Read more at studyfinds.com.