DC is aghast after learning that a congressional staffer got fucked, and filmed it in a Senate Hearing Room. “A source identified the room to the Daily Caller as Senate room Hart 216- The Judiciary Room.” and yes, it was anal.

At least this time Opie and Anthony weren’t invovled.

So what. He was just doing what DC has been doing to the rest of us our entire lives.

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A binder given to the Trump White House contained details that intelligence agencies believe could reveal secret sources and methods. The “Crossfire Hurricane” was allegedly seen in Donald Trumps possession as he left the White House.

Film director and comedian MIke Binder did not wish to comment on the story.

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A jury in Rudys Georgia defamation charge has determined that he must pay $148 million in damages to election workers Ruby Freeman and her daughter, Wandrea “Shaye” Moss.

$500 bucks or a billion. whats the difference? He aint got it.

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“If Trump loses, he will say it’s stolen no matter what, absolutely. He will try to delegitimize the results,” answered DeSantis. “He did that against Ted Cruz in 2016, and he will do that. I mean, even when like The Apprentice didn’t get an Emmy, he said. So I think I don’t think there’s been a single time he’s ever been in competition for something where he didn’t get it, where he’s accepted. I don’t think he will do that.”

Why didn’t you think that in 2020?

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“I’m not a progressive,” Fetterman told NBC News. “I just think I’m a Democrat that is very committed to choice and other things. But with Israel, I’m going to be on the right side of that. And immigration is something near and dear to me, and I think we do have to effectively address it as well.”

It’s just a jump to the left. And then you step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. And bring your knees in tight.

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It was only 50 years ago that psychoanalysts stopped considering same sex sex to be a mental health condition.

That doesn’t mean that some homosexuals aren’t mentally ill, it just doesn’t have to do with the fact that they are homosexual.

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Prestonwood Baptist Church’s massive holiday display that looks more like Cirque d’Soleil than a manger scene is under attack for the second year in a row. A viral tiktok showed a very expensive and high tech presentation including flying drummers with LED outfits, dozens of dancers, smoke machines, and a light show.

As they say in Texas, go big or go to hell

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The Chargers fired head coach Brandon Staley, and general manager Tom Telesco following a blowout loss to Raiders this week.

The big question is why you let them fly home on the team plane?

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A rumor is swirling and the source is an anonymous page six source. They told Page Six that Kelce has allegedly asked Swift’s father Scott for permission to pop the question.

Well, that’s the end of the Chiefs.

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Page Six gave America a look inside Patrick and Brittany Mahommes palatial estate, which they built from the ground up. The grounds include a 50 yard football field, a golf course, an indoor basketball court and thats just the beginning.

Tracy Morgan wants to know why Patrick doesn’t have a shark tank.

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Nobody seems to know what concert, but basketball legend and extremely tall guy Kareem Abdul Jabbar fell and broke his hip while attending a concert.

Kareem falling anywhere is like falling out of a three story building

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Rosanne managed to out-right-wing the right wing leaving the crowd at the right-wing Turning Point USA conference in Phoenix, Arizona stunned in silence. “If we don’t stop these horrible Communists — do you hear me, I’m asking you to hear me, Stalinists, Communists, with a huge helping of Nazi fascists thrown in, plus one caliphate! To replace every Christian democracy on Earth now! Occupy! Do you know that?!”

Roseanne’s new standup is a hoot. When you’re too crazy for that crowd its time to write a new act.

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Janelle James has gotten to be such a big star thanks to her role in Abbott Elementary, that people are starting to look into her history and pick it apart. A clip of an old joke has gone viral, that concerns learning that her son had grown up and was sporting some serious ammo below the belt. In the joke she reminisces about the old days, changing diapers, when she used to “play rhythm guitar on the pee-pee. Ding-ding-a-ding-ding-a-ding-ding-a-ding.”

If anyone should be mad, its Chuck Berry for stealing his line. #mydingaling

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Mayim Bialik posted on Social Media that she will no longer be performing as host on ABC’s prime time hit game show Jeopardy. “Sony has informed me that I will no longer be hosting the syndicated version of Jeopardy!” she said, mentioning that she was honored to have been nominated for a Primetime Emmy this year for the role.

Once again anti semitism rears its ugly head.

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While appearing on Kelly Ripa’s show, Elizabeth Banks revealed her burning desire to appear on, and be killed off of, a White Lotus season. “I want to be murdered so badly on The White Lotus,” she said. “Kill me. Please, kill me. I don’t know how it happens but…,” Banks said before getting interrupted by Ripa who implored her that she had to do it, prompting Banks to say, “Tell him!,” referring to series creator Mike White.

Don’t bank on it.

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According to papers filed in a new lawsuit, Tommy Lee allegedly assaulted a woman in 2003 during a helicopter ride.

Is that a reference to a method of transportation? Or was he twirling his penis like a helicopter

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The lines for the first In-N-Out Burger in Idaho drew lines that were eight hours long.

Now we know how many Californians are living in Idaho .

Read more at TMZ