This could have been really embarrassing if someone cared.

https://twitter.com/rooster_ohio/status/1733205597489598608/mediaviewer

The President of the University of Pennsylvania, Liz Magill, has resigned just days after appearing before congress to provide testimony about anti semetic activity on campus.

If we can’t bring peace to the Middle East, how can we expect to bring peace to Philly?

Read more at TMZ

You’ve found your home.

It just kept getting better and better pic.twitter.com/mLViOzFDkv

— Thottie 🐡🏜 (@PortaThottie) December 7, 2023

A thief in Alabama bust into a jewelry store yelling happy Holidays, I don’t want to hurt y’all, as she held up bear spray, and then the store owner shot her.

Don’t bring bear spray to a gun fight.

Read more at The Messenger
https://themessenger.com/news/alabama-jewelry-store-robbery-bear-spray-happy-holidays

“It was clearly, to me, an attack on my character,” McDermott told reporters Friday. “And that’s important to me, very important. As much, if not more, very clearly more than wins and losses. Wins and losses are important. But what’s important to me, from day one, is how you handle yourself. It doesn’t mean I’ve been perfect. No one’s perfect.”

You’re the one who said it dude

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Gronkowski says there is no chance that Bill Belichik is about to retire. “The guy loves football,” Gronk said. “He breathes football. He eats football. He sleeps football. He yells football — let me tell you that!”

Whoever thought we would pay attention to anything Rob Gronkowski said.

Read more at TMZ

It’s rumored that Sohei Ohtani is getting a 700 million dollar ten year deal from the Los Angeles Dodgers.

What a bargain! How can such a failing sport come up with that kind of cash?

Read more at MLB Trade Rumors

Shark Tank’s Robert Herjavic rolled into Toronto in a private plane and for some reason Blue Jays fans thought it was Shohei Ohtani.

The blue jay fans were as disappointed as they would have been if the only offer they got in the Shark Tank was Herjavec.

Shark Tank’s Robert Herjavec posted this after people thought his plane to Toronto was Shohei Ohtani’s 💀 pic.twitter.com/hyGjtrZBlt

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) December 9, 2023

The legendary television creator and producer passed away at the age of 101 this week. His son-in-law, Dr. Jonathan LaPook said that at the time he passed, his family was singing some of the songs from his old tv shows.

This gives moving on up a whole new meaning.

Read more at AV Club

While a guest on “Today with Hoda and Jenna” on Friday, Eric Stonestreet seemed to be wincing in pain, and waved for over ten seconds.

The good news is he was finally able to poop

Read more at pagesix.

The good news is, Charlie Sheen says he’s had six sober years.

But unfortunately for him those six years were from birth to age six.

Read more at toofab.

No, its not Pretty Woman she’s talking about. Julia is hoping for a sequel to My Best Friends Wedding.

The new film would be called my really old best friends wedding

Read more at deadline.

Bob Odenkirk’s follow up project after Better Call Saul is calling it quits after on season. Lucky Hank was not renewed for a second season.

Not so lucky, Hank.

Read more at THR

A woman on Twitter was excited to share video after Bono sang Christmas Carols with her buddy at some bar. Until she found out that it wasn’t Bono, it was some dude named Pavel. In fact, it was Pavel who reached out to the woman after her video went viral to say he was sorry but it wasn’t actually Bono who sang with her friends.

He was just one of the many people in BONO CON

He also sang Christmas carols with my buddy and the bar. https://t.co/hrZELQ6s0v pic.twitter.com/ZCsZGwWGIf

— Liz Garibay (@LizGaribayChi) December 8, 2023

Fake Bono is a guy named Pavel Sfera who was nice enough to just contact me to personally apologize and also tell me about himself, which I appreciate.

He’s in town for a Serbian film festival which featured a doc about him. So, fake Bono is sort of famous too 😂. https://t.co/2neGlLytDl

— Liz Garibay (@LizGaribayChi) December 8, 2023

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