Sunday April 3, Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at April 3, 2022

SUNDAY 4.3

NEWS STORIES

Sarah Palin is Back!

After a ten year break from elected office, Sarah Palin has jumped into the race for a seat in Congress representing Alaska.

She’s running on the platform, I killed a bear with my bare hands.

Ghislane Denied New Trial

Maxwell was seeking a retrial based on the fact that one juror had failed to disclose he was a victim of sexual abuse. The judge denied her motion.

Can we at least get the book? Break out the book.

SPORTS

The Chiefs Are The Best Spot For Kaepernick!?

A Chiefs beat reporter is saying that Kaepernick’s best landing spot is, oddly enough, the Chiefs. If Andy could wrankle Vick, he’ll have a helluva easier time with Kaepernick.

US Draws Iran, and England For World Cup

Let’s do to them, the same thing we did to Costa Rica.

High School Track Runner Is Planning to Sue Attacker

An attorney for the high school track star who got sucker punched mid race is saying they are exploring civil remedies against those responsible.

No one wants to be a Chris rock.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Tony Rock Has Written More Material About The Slap Than His Brother Has

“If you think you gonna to walk up on this stage, this ain’t the motherfuckking Oscars! And if you walk your ass up here, you ain’t nominated for hit* but these motherfucking hands! Oh, we going to pop the rest of the year, n****. Every time you see me do a show, pop!”

It’s not much, but he’s giving the people what they want.

Watch at TMZ.

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Deaf Community Calls Out Will Smith

On Friday, the Greater Los Angeles Agency on Deafness called out Will Smith for overshadowing what should have been an impactful moment for the hearing-impaired when CODA won best picture.

Guess they just heard about it.

Bruce Willis Sold Off 5 Properties in 5 Years

Willis has gotten rid of houses and land in Turks and Caicos, Idaho, and New York State worth $65 million since 2018, with media speculating that the decision was connected to his developing illness.

That’s how expensive health care is these days.

Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel Traded Places

On Friday April 1, Kimmel and Fallon pulled a little prahnk and swapped networks for April Fools Day.

And no one noticed the difference.

Alec Baldwin's Match Game Cancelled

ABC is dumping a bunch of game shows including the lackluster remake of Match Game hosted by Alec Baldwin.

On the bright side, no one was killed on Match game.

Will Smiths Resignation Wasnt His Idea

A source told Radar online that Smiths team of lawyers and publicists were in strategy sessions all week, and were behind the idea that he should resign from the Academy as a strategy to retain his Oscar. “Ever since he slapped Chris, Will has been in constant crisis talks. He knew he had to fall on his sword if he was to keep his Oscar. By pre-empting the Board of Governors, he’s taken the initiative — and it can be argued others that have been expelled, like Harvey Weinstein, did far graver acts than Will.”

No shit Batman way to solve the mystery, Scooby doo.

Apple TV and Netflix Don't Know What to Do With Will Smith Projects

The movie “Emancipation”, a $120 million Apple TV production, stars Will Smith and no one knows if Apple TV is still going to push and release the film. Netflix already made the decision to back burner their thriller “Fast and Loose” which was set to star Smith.

Sometimes when the music stops you find you don’t have a chair.

Little Steven Explains How He Would Have Handled Will Smith

“Will Smith needs to thank his lucky stars that Chris Rock is as civilized and sophisticated and humble and intelligent and compassionate as he is. Because if it had been ANYBODY I know, Will Smith would have never made it back to his table,” he said. He also told The Daily News “I would have been jumping on the son of a bitch’s back as he walked away, strangling the motherfucker. But that’s just, you know, a Jersey thing I guess.”

Yes we know Steven. Everyone would have done better than Chris Rock.

Fox News Interrupts, and Stops Mel Gibson Interview Before it Can Get Uncomfortable

Fox host Jesse Waters asked Mel Gibson, “if, you know, you had been the one that jumped up out of his seat and slapped Chris Rock, if you would have been treated the same way, Mel?” That was too much even for fox, because a producer voice interrupted, saying their time was up.