Sunday April 25: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at April 25, 2021

SUNDAY 4.25

NEWS STORIES

Within 24 Hours of Chauvin Verdict, 6 More Police Killings

We won! No…we didn’t. While many Americans celebrated the Derek Chauvin guilty verdicts as a win for justice, six people were just hours away from being killed by cops. A 16 year old girl in Ohio, a man in California, a man in North Carolina, two men in San Antonio, and a man in Massachusetts.

Oddly no new comment by LeBron James.

Hells Kitchen Is Earning It's Reputation Back

Residents of Hells Kitchen which hasn’t been very hellish in decades, are complaining that things are getting rough there. The homeless population is swelling there now that homeless are being ejected from hotels in the neighborhood, and drug addiction as well as mental illness are rampant among the population.

NY is back baby!

Japanese Dude Busted For Deceiving 35 Women And You'll Never Guess Why He Did It

A man was caught dating 35 women at the same time, and making each of them thing he was serious about the relationship. The giggalo reportedly strung along all 35 women because he wanted to get more birthday presents. He gave each of the women a different birth date enabling him to have an almost perpetual birthday celebration.

And his favorite birthday present? A blow job.

SPORTS

Ohio Bar vs LeBron: Who Wins?

A bar owner in Ohio says he will not put a single NBA game on his bar until the NBA expels LeBron from the league. His move is in response to LeBron tweeting a photo of a police officer who shot a suspect in Ohio.

“Aww Damn,” LeBron tweeted in response. “I was headed there to watch our game tonight and have a drink! Welp.”

Hey can bartenders please stay out of politics?

Gronk Sets Weird World Record For Longest Catch

Rob Gronkowski can add World Record holder after catching a pass thrown from 600 feet away. 600 feet up, that is. The record setting pass was thrown from a helicopter. So now he’s in the Guinness book of World Records.

Which is great because he has a cellar full of Guinness.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

DMX Remains Get a Monster Truck Ride and Motorcycle Escort

Rapper DMX got an impressive sendoff. HIs bright red casket carried his remains aboard a monster truck surrounded by a sea of motorcycles and unique rides. Friends gathered at Barclay to pay last respects.

You gotta respect anyone who takes their gimmick to the grave.

Elon Musk Hosting SNL in May

Totally weird choice, but Elon Musk will host Saturday Night Live on May 8th with Miley Cyrus as musical guest. A lot of people are pissed about it too.

This is sure to blow up on the launchpad.

Woody Allen Enjoyed a Night Out in NYC

The owner of NYC’s famed restaurant Balthazar posted a photo of Woody and Soon yi having dinner with the caption, “I’ve never been as happy at Balthazar as I was last night to see the beautiful Soon-Yi and her husband dining there.”

Proving once again, New Yorkers don’t care about HBO.

The Razzies Are In: And The Winners/Losers Are.....

My Pillow Guy won two awards, so did Giuliani, but the biggest loser of 2020 movies is a flick called “Music” which grabbed THREE Razzie Awards.

Worst Picture: Absolute Proof. Mike Lindell
Worst Actor: Mike Lindell for his “documentary” absolute proof
Worst Actress: Kate Hudson Music
Worst Remake/Ripoff/Sequel: Doolittle.
Worst Screenplay: 356 Days
Worst Director: Sia “Music”
Worst Screen Combo: Giulianni and His Zipper
Worst Supporting Actor: Rudy Giuliani
Worst Supporting Actress: Maddy Ziegler “Music”
Worst Calendar Year Ever: 2020

Ironically, if it wasn’t for the Razzies nobody would even know “Music” existed.

83-year-old In a Nursing Home Was Actually a Spy

Hulu’s Oscar-nominated documentary The Mole Agent follows the world’s oldest spy.

The movie is great, but its just cruel to call the old man a Mole.

Harry Styles New Film Features Him in Realistic Gay Sex Scene

Can’t wait to read the big review from Candice Owens.

VIRAL VIRAL

These Optical Illusion Drawings Are Hard to Wrap Your Head Around

Stop drawing. We have CGI now.

Just One Bird Hitching a Ride on Another

Freebird? More like freeloader.

Today I saw the impossible pic.twitter.com/GXc8RO1eyQ

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 24, 2021

That's Fucked Up: Watch a Swimming Pool Collapses Into the Underground Garage Below It

The sad thing is, there was a pre-school under the garage.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Architects Who Helped Make The Open Office a Thing Declare The Death of the Open Office

Clive Wilkinson Architects says the future of office design is based on libraries, kitchens and plazas. All three spaces have common areas and conversation nooks reminiscent of modern hotel lobby design. The open office, a big room full of desks- is dead.

And also all the people who worked in those offices are dead.

Spotify Song List Collects The Songs White People Cannot Resist

And if you want to hear any of these songs, just turn on your FM radio at any time. Or crash a wedding.