Sunday April 17, Daily Links

SUNDAY 4.18
NEWS STORIES
NY Post Claims Rays Famous Pizza is King
The post says Ray’s simple $3 slice is the best slice in the city.
No, it’s not. #fakenews #RaysisShit
WTF is in those Cadbury Eggs?
The “yolk” or “goo” of a Cadbury Creme Egg is made of fondant, according to Cabury with ingredients that include it’s comprised of a bunch of sugary syrups, cocoa butter, fats and dried egg white.
Happy Easter sucker.
— OK! Magazine (@OK_Magazine) April 17, 2022
Texas Dolphin Dies After Someone Treated It Like An Amusement Park Ride
A dolphin who became stranded on shore was assisted by some Texans to get back in the water, but then they decided to play horsey with it, and the dolphin became distressed and died.
It’s Texas. They ride bulls, they ride dolphins. No animal is safe
Man Sues, Wins Half a Million After His Job Insists on Throwing Him a Birthday Party
A Kentucky man asked his boss not to celebrate his birthday at work, because he had anxiety about being the center of attention but they threw him a lunchbreak birthday bash anyway. He fled the party, and ended up getting fired over the incident. He sued and a court awarded him $120 k to compensate him for lost wages as well as $300k for embarrassment and humiliation.
You know some people get their leg crushed at work?
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SPORTS
Who's Got Two Thumbs And Doesn't Want Baker Mayfield Back on the Panthers?
Robby Anderson, of the Panthers. does not want Baker to be his QB, according to Instagram account panthers.wav.
Couldn’t you have just said this to the coach?
Leafs Brawl Got Ugly This Weekend
Remember we used to think Canadians were nice?
Things got a little out of hand at the leafs game last night after a grown man allegedly put his hand on a girl which led to this fight pic.twitter.com/NZFI4JDXuH
— 6ixBuzzTV (@6ixbuzztv) April 15, 2022
Ichiro Suzuki Fired A Hell of a Pitch in his 2001 Uni
This is like when your wife still fits in her prom dress.
Looking fresh in his 2001 Mariners uniform, Ichiro fires one down the pipe! 🐐 pic.twitter.com/Qe9ZPifIH7
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) April 16, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Harry Styles is a Guiness World Record Holder
Maybe he can’t stack the most hats, or spend the longest time on a unicycle but Harry Styles is a Guiness world record holder now after his song As It Was won this microstat– most streamed track on Spotify in 24 hours (male). The song received 16 million streams in its first 24 hours on Spotify.
He would give it all up to just sell albums.
Natasha Lyonne Broke Up with Fred Armisen Over First World Problems
After eight years together, Natasha and Freddie are splitsville because she wanted a swimming pool and he didn’t, according to the actress.
This would be so sad if we knew they were together in the first place.
Amy Schumer Dancing in the Streets
Schumer was channeling 1983 in a puffy nylon sweatsuit and speaking of retro she was allegedly filming an episode of the long on hiatus Inside Amy Schumer.
How much money was put into her bucket?
We Almost Had a Josh Brolin Batman
Brolin revealed that he was almost cast as Batman for Zack Snyder instead of Ben Affleck.
Too bad, he could be marrying J Lo now.
Harry and Meghan Met The Queen and Prince in London
Ousted royals (Prince) Harry and Meghan Markle returned to London and had a little sit down with the fam. This is the first reunion in 2 years- since all that messy ousting stuff.
Did they have to wait on line with the rest of his fans?
You know Piers Morgan is just biting his pillow.
Ryan Phillippe Digging His Own Ass
While hanging with Sarah MIchelle Gellar and Selma Blair, Ryan was caught admiring his own butt checks in a painting based on Cruel Intentions
He’s always been an ass.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Older Italian Man Loses His Shit At Young Man's Knife Skills
Take the prosciutto, leave the life knife.
— Steve Somers (@plastiqemachine) April 16, 2022
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Almost 60% of Republicans Support Patriotic Jan 6
57 percent of republicans polled say that January 6 capitol riots were an act of patriotism, not insurrection.
So burning flags is wrong but beating a cop with one is patriotism?
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