Starting at Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin!

Stone Cold Austin offered to step in for Romo while he’s out. “I tell you what, I got some time on my hands. I could be there Sunday, playing the Philadelphia Eagles,” he said.

You keep talkin’ about getting screwed… well son, I didn’t bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!

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