Seattle Has A Masturbating Ninja On The Loose
This guy in a makeshift Ninja costume and toe shoes has been on the loose masturbating outside of the the same student house multiple times. The man was covered from head to toe – except for his eyes, hands, and genitals, which were left exposed. The homeowners are considering getting a masturbating cowboy to fight him off.
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