In light of fears that memorial events could be disrupted by violence, Commissioner Shea said he guarantees the city will be safe.

Why can’t he do that on regular days?

Read more at NY Post.

Thursday night at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Chris Christie told fellow republicans to “face the realities of the 2020 election,” and “renounce the conspiracy theories.” He also told them to get their lips off Trumps dick- well not in those words. “If the conservative cause depends on the populist appeal of one personality, or on second-rate imitations, then we’re not going anywhere.”

Coming from the “takes one to know one” school of thought, Christie said voters won’t respect yes- men flocking to Mar-a-lago, and that no man or woman — whatever wealth they’ve acquired or office they hold, is “worthy of blind faith and obedience.

Luckily for Chris Christie he has selective amnesia.

Read more at cbsnews.com.

A 21 year old woman says it started as a joke, but her brand new boyfriend of two weeks said he was into the idea of setting parameters for their relationship. Her expectations included no silent treatment, paying for date nights, a romantic gesture once every two weeks, and that he should not isolate her from her loved ones.

And just sign right here next to the arrow with the word simp.

Read more at NY Post.

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The NBA star isn’t popular in NYC, but showed up anyway and got the crowd going. He later attacked Rey Mysterio.

You can’t do a heel turn if you’re already a heel.

Trae Young pulled up to WWE show in MSG 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/FMbBFETcRs

— gifdsports (@gifdsports) September 11, 2021

Trae Young got thrown out for attacking Rey Mysterio 👋 @BRWrestling

(via @WWE)pic.twitter.com/yicMNwXtIT

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 11, 2021

Bucs v Cowboys got 26 million viewers on NBC, Peacock and the NFL’s digital platforms which is up 20% from last year, and the highest rated game for an NFL opener since 2015’s Steelers-Patriots game.

Seems like a lot people forgot about BLM.

Read more at apnews.

Cutler told Theo Von that getting cancelled is great, if you schedule it well. He believes its 1980 when a good cancelling could take you straight to the top. “I’ve tried to get cancelled, on Instagram and stuff,” Cutler said. “I don’t know, I think you have to go really bad these days, which I don’t wanna do that.”

Canceled? You were canceled by the Chicago Bears.

Read more at Mediaite.

Al Snow is a real life hero- he saved a kid from the rip tide. The former WWE star knew the lifeguard couldn’t get to the kid in time, so he just went for it. “I made it, thank God,” Snow said. “And, I caught him just by the arm just as a wave started to pull him even further out. If I hadn’t have grabbed him, I think he’d have probably went out to sea.”

Everyone was chanting Head! Head! Head! Head! Head!

Read more at TMZ.

The two lovebirds also said this love stuff “is handled for us by our ancestors and the spirits and energies that are watching over us.”

Oh, I didn’t know that. Okay.

Read more at buzzfeed.

But the crazy part of this is she wasn’t living in her dad’s house- it was Denise she was accusing. Sami Sheen wrote on TikTok,

“1 year ago today: trapped in an abusive household, hated myself, would go days without eating or sleeping, insanely depressed, hated school, etc…”

“now: finally moved out of the hell house, had a spiritual awakening, own 2 cats, happy single, full of self love, and dropped out of high school :).”

I’m sorry, what was that last part?

Right before she dropped out of high school we heard she was absent nine times. #winning.

Read more at Page Six.

Jo says they’re just great friends but TMZ is looking at a lot of hugging, embracing and cheering on between the two.

Oh stop it, Chelsea would snap Jo Koy in half .

Read more at TMZ.

Lets complete the look and put a light bulb in your mouth, you fucking lampshade.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to write good songs?

Read more at nypost.

Buffy’ Actor Nicholas Brendon Suffering Paralysis in his Genitals

Brendon had to cut short a promotional tour for a new movie after a stint in jail aggravated a condition that causes paralysis in his genitals and legs.

Well Nick, you’re way more entertaining now than you ever were on Buffy #growth.

Read more at pagesix.com.

The famous dog whisperer allegedly covered up the incident and now there’s a lawsuit.

Instead of whispering maybe he should have tried shouting.

Read more at okmagazine.

Williams has an unidentified mystery illness and reporters say they saw her exit her vehicle in a white robe and blue socks looking unwell.

How can you tell?

This is the same way she looked when she went to her prom.

Read more at radaronline.

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She was faking death, and the dog knew it.

This woman got exactly what she deserved.

Wait a damn minute! Y’all look at this 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/mMLYJKangZ

— Tee 🤍 (@TeeMushell) September 9, 2021

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