Saturday October 25, 2020

SATURDAY 10.24
NEWS STORIES
New Info On What Dinosaur’s Asshole Looks Like
Finally one of natures great mysteries has been solved. What do the dinosaurs ass holes look like?
Pretty much like a crocodile’s ass hole!
Great but what does a crocodile’s asshole look like?
A Breakdown of COVID-19 and Surfaces
Wired decided with all the information that’s changed about what we know about covid over the last seven months, it’s time to do a deep informational dive on how much danger surfaces and touching things poses to us in terms of Covid transmission. They ask: do you have to be terrified of surfaces?
Surfaces?? Who even touches things anymore when you can just live like bubble boy??
Mitch McConnell Insists He’s Fine
Despite recently appearing with bruised hands and lips, Senator Mitch McConnell insists that he doesn’t have any health issues. He’s been training to fight Chuck Schumer for the next UFC PPV.
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SPORTS
Antonio Brown To Sign With Tampa Bay
ENTERTAINMENT
Paul Feig Announces Second Round for His Female Director Incubator
Paul Feig has made movies with a ton a of great comic actresses and of course he’s often working with young female directors.
Just don’t steal his pooping scene
The MDA Kevin Hart Kids Telethon Is Coming !
The Academy wouldn’t let Hart host the Oscars, so now he went and got his own superstar filled show to host. He says he wants to honor what Jerry Lewis did for so many families and bring his own spin to the event which will include Jack Black, Usain Bolt, Josh Gad, Michael B. Jordan, Eva Longoria, Kelly Rowland, Don Cheadle, Common, Dan Levy, Gabrielle Union and more.
“When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There’s a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark”
Night Of The Hunter Is The Best Movie You Never Saw
Night Of The Hunter is a bad ass old movie that you will dig. Do yourself a favor and watch it don’t
run off to read about it.
Pissed I even have to tell you that, nerd.
Don’t read more at rogerebert.com.
Drew Barrymore Brings Back Her Character Casey from Scream for Her Talk Show
You said you were bringing her back! You didn’t even talk!
(Sobbing) You tricked me!!
Have you ever wondered what Casey Becker from Scream would be doing if she had lived? pic.twitter.com/BTKdZL5iWz
— The Drew Barrymore Show (@DrewBarrymoreTV) October 22, 2020
Jack White Pays For Busker’s New Guitar
Jack White paid for a Scottish busker’s new guitar after hearing that a woman destroyed his old one during a confrontation. Thanks to White, musician Matt Grant now has a custom made Fender Strat and he posted a IG clip playing ‘Seven Nation Army’ with his new gear. The woman who destroyed Grant’s guitar was sentenced to clean up the dirtiest bathroom in Scotland.
Is Arnold Slowly Becoming Real Life Terminator?!?n
Arnold revealed that he recently had heart surgery to get a new aortic valve installed. The former governor and action star also had a new pulmonary valve put in two years ago. The next surgery will be the installation of a new brain hard drive with more memory space.
GOING VIRAL
Site Will Tell You Which McDonald’s Locations Have Working Ice Cream Machines
Hey, McDonald’s… the fact that this site has to exist should tell you time to come up with some goals for 2021.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Scientific Study Claims to Have the 10 Scariest Horror Films
This list can used by sane people as 10 movies you should never watch ever.
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