The January 6th Committee has issued a subpoena to get Trump in to testify.

Expect a lot of pleading on the 5th.

Read more at CNN.

Steve Bannon has been sentenced to four months in prison for refusing to show up in response to a congressional subpoena.

This’ll give him content for his pod for at least triple that amount of time.

Read more at the AP.

Someone made a dandy computer simulation showing where all the nukes would drop in the case of nuclear war.

Either that or we’re bring Wargames to Broadway. Shall we play a game?

Read more at Barstool.

The airline says they’re getting rid of all first class seats on international flights, but…its all good cause they’re expanding business class. It seems not enough people are buying first class tickets and they have a huge demand for business.

More proof that people don’t need a great seat. They just need a better seat than the people in the back.

Read more at CBS

Landscapers were working in the yard of a $15 million mansion when they found a car weighted with cement bags that had been buried for decades.

It’s either Jimmy Hoffa or Murray from Murray’s Wigs.

Read more at NY Post.

Just a year ago Musk was worth $320 billion and now a year later, all he’s got is a paltry $209 billion.

Damn. He could have bought two Twitters.

Read more at Forbes

Mississippi day care workers thought it would be a real hoot to put on a terrifying horror mask and scare young toddlers. Parents want the workers punished, even sent to jail.

Next time can you just give them Reese’s and move on with your day.

Read more at TMZ

Subway has pulled the much mocked Russell Wilson commercials and they’re no longer selling his signature item, The Dangerwich.

Coming soon, the Aaron Rodgers- “I’m so high I’d even eat a Subway” sandwich.

Read more at Total Pro Sports.

The World Cup, in Qatar, has a plan to deal with those who get too drink at the games. They will send them to “special zones” where they can sober up safely.

Philly has that too. They call it jail.

Read more at ginraiders

Players are saying it was the wind and the open roof that done them in during game 2 against Houston on Thursday. Without the last minute decision to open the roof, manager Aaron Boone thinks the wind worked against the Yankees. “Who would have thought, I think the roof open kind of killed us,” he said. “I think it’s a 390[-foot] ball. … I didn’t think he smoked it like a no-doubter, but it felt like his homers to right,” he said about a late game Aaron Judge hit.

This isn’t politics. In baseball you have to actually accept the outcome.

Read more at NY Post.

Rich Brazilian businessman Delcir Sonda invested in Neymar when he was 11 after seeing him playing with other boys. He fronted money to young Neymar and now he wants payback on his investment, accusing Neymar of defrauding him out of tens of millions, and even though he’s so rich the money won’t matter to him, he’s seeing this through even if it sends one of the world’s best to jail.

This guy couldn’t look more evil if he had horns and a tail.

Read more at NY Times

Balenciaga has cut ties with Kanye – all it took was a giant public anti semitic meltdown. And yet…the Gap still has Kanye’s trashbags full over overpriced sweatshirts that no one wants littering their storefronts.

This is a company with morals.

Read more at Rolling Stone.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/balenciaga-cuts-ties-with-kanye-west-1234612750/

Adam Sandler and the Safdi’s are teaming up again to make a film about the world of sports card collecting.

Let’s get Don West on board and make this a Limited edition, Gem Mint Ten.

Read more at Barstool.

At least two former briefcase girls spoke up, pretty irritated by Meghan Markle’s portrayal of the gig and the show. They insist they didn’t feel like bimbos, and found her objections to be insulting.

Is anyone ever on her side?

Read more at Barstool

Last week Davis was talking about Bill Murray’s unwanted advances, and this week she’s saying she had to use strategy to deal with advances from Jack Nicholson. She says she used advice from Dustin Hoffman, telling Jack that he’s very attractive but she doesn’t want to destroy their sexual tension.

Geena you blew it.

Read more at Vanity Fair

JC says he’s got nothing to be sorry for, and he takes back his apology for his behavior at Balthazar. The owner of Balthazar responded saying he’d give Corden free meals for a year at his restaurant if he just apologizes to the servers. He later upped it to 10 years, but so far Corden isn’t interested.

Enough of these two douches.

Read more at at TMZ.

Charlamagne Tha God shared a story on his podcast about the time Kanye lost his shit over Pete Davidson and his big dick. “‘My wife is out here f–king a white boy with a 10-inch penis, and you won’t help me? My wife is out here f–king a white boy with a 10-inch penis, and you telling me that’s your friend but you’re supposed to be culture?’” West allegedly “screamed” at him.

She got so excited when i whipped out my big ten inch.

Read more at Daily Mail.

It’s BTTF day, and producers used the moment to announce the big news that the stage version, which has already played in London is coming to Broadway with two of its West End stars and more cast to be named.

Huey Lewis has never put together enough tunes.

Read more at Deadline

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We already knew people don’t like ants at a picnic, but have you ever looked at the face of an ant close up?

Monsters are real, they’re just tiny.

Read more at iflscience.

Image from a horror movie? Nope. That’s the very real face of an ant.
An ant.
Now you have to think about that all night. pic.twitter.com/HOWLTlnfJ1

— Rebekah McKendry, PhD (@RebekahMcKendry) October 17, 2022

Oops Parler doxxed its own VIPs when announcing to its userbase that a deal had been made with Kanye West to take over the platform. Every single user’s identity was shared in the group email- so, anonymity is out the window.

Eh. We were all doxed in the eighties. It was called the phone book.

Read more at NY Post.

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