The chain restaurant will start using Robot Servers. They claim the move is to help their servers so their jobs will be easier which is a great excuse to pay them less. Rita is able to guide guests to tables, serve food, clear dishes and sing for Birthdays.

You know what makes things easier on workers? Hiring more workers and paying them well.

Read more at fox business.

An argentine dude brought brownies to work, but they were dosed and a number of his coworkers became ill. He was fired and arrested.

But the brownies were delicious.

Read more at vice.com

The Elite Border Patrol unit that interceded and ultimately killed the shooter at Robb Elementary School acted without assistance from other officers. They took action after becoming frustrated with the lack of movement by local authorities.

They would have been there earlier but they had to jump over 19 pussy Texas cops.

Read more at Mediaite.

New: Border Patrol tactical agents who breached the classroom and killed the shooter acted on their own initiative after mounting frustration, sources tell @JuliaEAinsley

— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) May 27, 2022

The testimony is over, and the case will go to the Jury on Monday, but Friday was the closing arguments in the Depp vs Heard trial. While Amber Heard’s lawyer was giving his summation, phones around the courtroom erupted with an amber alert, interrupting his closing.

Johnny could have used an amber alert at the wedding.

Read more at NY Post

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McCoy trashed KC defensive coordinator Eric Bienemy, but Reid came to the rescue. Reid said “Sometimes it’s hard on a veteran player. Maybe their performance level isn’t what it used to be, and it’s hard to take sometimes. But [Bieniemy is] going to push you to try to maximize what you’ve got. That’s one of his strengths. . . . He’ll come in and shoot you straight. Sometimes you want to hear it. Sometimes you don’t.”

You should have befriended him but now you de-enemied him.

Read more at CBS Sports

Jerry didn’t like Chuck trolling the Warriors so he clapped back on Instagram. “Do you have any championship rings #charlesbarkley @nbaontnt” Rice wrote?

Charles always gets shut up with the championship card.

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Barkley was met by Warriors fans screaming Chuck You Suck while throwing all kinds of shit at him and he looked pissed enough that his cohosts had to tell him to sit down.

Could have been worse, you could have been on stage at a Star Wars celebration.

Read more at sfgate.

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— Ben Hustle (@BenHustle4) May 27, 2022

The new season of Stranger Things premieres this week with a warning.”We filmed this season of Stranger Things a year ago. But given the recent tragic shooting at a school in Texas, viewers may find the opening scene of episode 1 distressing. We are deeply saddened by this unspeakable violence, and our hearts go out to every family mourning a loved one.”

We should get a warning every time we drop our kids off at school.

Read more at people.com

When Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor took the stage at Star Wars Celebration Anaheim, he was greeted with exuberant fans of the franchise.

You have to feel like a real artist when your fans are grown men waving plastic light sabers.

Conway was surprised that the former President dissed her, and said someone behind the scenes must have been hard at work turning him against her. “I was given a statement last night that he was going to put out — a beautiful statement about the book and our relationship and how hard we had worked together. So somebody worked overtime between last evening and this morning to have him put that statement out.”

We all know the truth. Trump always hurts the ones he loved.

Read more at mediaite.

The actor has accepted her first ever major starring tv role. She will play Detective Liz Daniels in Season 4 of HBO’s True Detective Series. She’ll be working to solve the case of six men that operate the Tsalal Arctic Research Station vanishing without a trace, when the long winter night falls in Ennis, Alaska.

Yes Please!

Read more at Deadline.

Moakler has two kids with Barker, but now he’s married (thrice) to Kourtney Kardashian, so Shanna is auctioning off her engagement ring and hoping to fetch $160,000.

So she’s doing well.

Read more at OK Magazine

Carole Baldwin was 92.

I know what you’re thinking. Stop it. He didn’t shoot her.

Read more at pagesix.

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