Saturday May 1: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at May 1, 2021

SATURDAY 5.1

NEWS STORIES

Where Is Caitlyn Jenner

Announcing a run for Governor is usually followed by a slew of media activity. Now it’s been one week since Cait threw her hat into the ring and other than the announcement, all is silent from the Jenner camp.

Wish she had gone silent last week, instead.

Lin Wood: Trump is Still In the Oval Office

Maga attorney Lin Wood Posted on Telegram that he saw Trump in the White House– actually in the Oval Office.

Lin wood is crazy enough to be a producer on the Bonfire .

Editor-in-chief Resigns After Showing HIs Staff to His Staff

The editor in chief of Believer Magazine took a bath during a Zoom call and when he realized he had to charge his computer, he just stood up and let it all hang out. He quickly resigned, apologizing for his dumb and reckless choices.

Looks like Louis C.K. is out of the magazine business.

Tiffany’s Announces First Engagement Ring for Men

The famous jeweler has released the new design in the interests of being more inclusive, because everyone should be able to spend too much money on something they don’t really need. The Charles Tiffany model is named after the company’s founder.

If they want to be inclusive then change your name to Tiffany’s Haddish.

50k Signatures to Reverse Melania’s Rose Garden Renovations

Yeah but we could probably get twice that to permanently keep her blood red Christmas tree forest year round at the White House.

SPORTS

Zach Wilson and Mom Trend After He is #1 Draft Pick

Zach’s mom is a real milf. A Mormon I’d like to….

Zach Wilson’s mom after Lawrence went #1 & realizing he’s officially going to the @nyjets pic.twitter.com/IZl0aWhvt2

— Steve Arduini (@steve_arduini) April 30, 2021

Bill Belichick Has a Type.

If skinny and flabby is a type, I guess he does.

Bill Belichick has a type pic.twitter.com/JA49EAvZ1E

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) April 30, 2021

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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Insider Says Nobody at SNL Has to Appear on Stage With Elon

Nobody at SNL will be forced to perform with Musk when he hosts Saturday Night Live next week. In fact, according to a source, no castmember has ever been forced to perform in any sketch they didn’t want to appear in.

No worries, said Musk. I’m a genius.

Dr. Drew Gave Account From Inside Peter Luger's During Shooting Incident

According to Dr. Drew who was dining inside with friends, diners huddled behind turned over tables while they waited to see whether a mass shooting was taking place.

Drew said the staff reacted quickly and professionally, and when it was all over, the famous steakhouse offered everyone free chocolate mousse and whipped cream for dessert.

Sorry about the bullets. Here’s some air-whipped pudding. Thank you for coming.

How Does Fox Make Money Off Tucker Carlson's Shitty Advertisers?

The LA Times took a look at Tucker Carlson’s sponsors and asked, “How Does the Show Survive” with small unknown companies taking up the majority of the ad space. The biggest advertiser on the list is The Fox Network, followed by My Pillow, and after that, don’t even ask. You’ve never heard of them.

In two more weeks he’ll be doing live reads for Blue Chew.

Young Rock Stinks

The sitcom about Dwayne Johnson’s childhood is a total ratings failure and will surely be cancelled.

Strange. I can’t smell what the Rock is cooking.

Disneyland Fans In Tears As Theme Park Reopens

Disneyland reopened to California residents on Friday. It was an emotional day, with tears all around. Not kids crying though, adults who missed the park during its 13 month shutdown.

I’d rather see kids in an adult bookstore than see adults in a kids park acting like this.

Every 2021 Oscar gift bag Worth $205,000

This ridiculous loot bag includes celebrity-trainer workout sessions, liposuction, a retreat on a Swedish island, and a commemorative gold NFT of Chadwick Boseman’s head

Still, people said they’d much rather get a NJ Pizza. #Razza

Grammys Eliminating Secret Nomination Review Committees

In an effort to make the process more fair and to improve public perception, the Grammys have dumped album nomination review committees.

What’s an album?

Britney's Dad Wrote in Documents That She Has Dementia

A new UK doc about Britney alleges her dad said she had dementia in legal documents.

Which is oddly the name of her next album.

VIRAL VIRAL

The Best End-Of-The-World Movie You'll Ever See Is Only Four Minutes Long

Discovery made a video simulating an Astroid destroying all life on Earth. It has a Pink Floyd soundtrack. And it’s beautiful and horrifying at the same time.

This video is a better apocalypse movie than Bruce Willis’ Armageddon, it’s a lot shorter, and unlike in Armageddon, you won’t root against the Earth.

NJ Landscaping Teacher Thought Ranting At His Students On Zoom That George Floyd's Death Was His Own Fault Was a Good Idea

“I hear people whining and crying about Black Lives Matter, but George Floyd was a f—–g criminal and he got arrested and he got killed because he wouldn’t comply and the bottom line is we make him a f—–g hero,” Zlotkin is heard saying in a recording.

Just like the George Floyd case, you have to see it on camera before you believe it happened.

Need a New Weird Passtime: Follow this Tiktoker As she Raises a Frog Army

Seems fun now but wait until they’re fully grown and she’s screaming “now jump my pretties, jump!!!”

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

New York is Third on List of Best States for Pizza

Food and Wine magazine picked NJ, as nation’s best state for pizza, based on its long time old school joints as well as some impressive modern takes. #Razza. Connecticut’s Apizza style came in second, with New York grabbing the bronze.

Maybe they have great pizza in New Jersey, but they also have Rich Vos.

Check out Where The Pandemic Has a the City People Moving

So any chance if you stay in the city they’ll make it any cheaper for us? No?… Okay cool cool cool.