An American astronaut may get stranded on the International Space Station. He was supposed to catch a ride home with some Russians this week, but Putin has threatened to leave him behind.

Is this for real? Wasn’t this season 2 of For All Mankind?

Read more at ny post.

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The new voice of Monday Night Football will be Joe Buck. Buck’s leaving Fox Sports for a huge deal, according to reports.

Enjoy being in the shadow of the Manningcast ,joe.

Read more at NY Post.

The division of adult sex crimes and trafficking presented nine criminal complaints but the grand jury chose not to indict the NFL star. The Houston Texans QB still has 22 civil suits to contend with.

Meanwhile, the Washington Commandos are already calling.

Read more at CNN

Sorry boys, if you don’t have two shots at least two weeks prior to travel day, you aren’t getting into Canada, you aren’t playing against the Jays and you aren’t getting paid for it either.

This is the only way Canada could finally give the jays a real home field advantage.

Read more at Washington Times

This week the former NFL QB posted a workout video, and we found out that a source says Kaep is in great shape, wants to play and is ready to play.

He was last seen working on his deep knee bends.

Read more at Daily Caller

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A fan was upset about attending a game that her hero didn’t play in.

We know you’re a great basketball player you didn’t have to taunt the kid.

Read more at SI.com.

This young fan was upset Steph isn't playing tonight 💔 pic.twitter.com/ErINaQ2DcL

— Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) March 8, 2022

#DubNation, we love you 💙 pic.twitter.com/Fe6TtidCYx

— Golden State Warriors (@warriors) March 11, 2022

There were a lot of hot dudes in Dune, and the hot dude count is about to increase. Austin Butler and Harry Styles were both rumored to be in consideration for a big part in the next edition of Villanueve’ s Dune.

Hot Dude Dune 2: Even hottier.

Read more at vulture.

Did we just catch up to Breaking Bad?

One thing is clear. Its not s’all good man.

Willie Nelson’s sister, and also his longtime pianist for more than 50 years has passed away peacefully and surrounded by family.

Will the circle…be unbroken.

Read more at Variety

After 8 years of marriage, Todd Morgan filed for divorce from Rosanna Arquette.

Dude don’t you realize you’re supposed to write her a hit song?

read more at E Online.

The Fire Department building in Freehold NJ will be renovated to accommodate a new exhibition space that will house a Springsteen archival exhibit. The new archive exhibit will open in 2024 and include artifacts, photographs, multi-media displays (voice, film, concert footage, interviews), and interactive displays.

Just one more reason not to go to New Jersey.

Read more at Variety

Adam Ripp, son of the man who produced Joel’s first solo album, is making the flick. The movie will be called Piano Man and cover Joel’s early years. But the real piano man isn’t granting any rights to use his music, his name or his likeness.

Perfect. Now it has a shot at being watchable.

Read more at Stereogum

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Two sexperts say meta sex means no insecurities about your body shape and size, and long distance relationships will improve, at least in terms of sexual contact. “Thanks to the fast-paced world of haptic devices and “real-feel” sex toys, VR sex could one day be just as good.

These experts have definitely never had sex.

Read more at the sun.

Seven Batmen ranked from worst to first.

They picked Bale as their #1 but if they did this properly, it’s a seven way tie for the worst.

Read more at Den of Geek.