Saturday June 26: Daily Links
SATURDAY 6.26
NEWS STORIES
US Releases UFO Report
The long awaited UFO report has been released, and it contains exactly zero new information, and certainly takes no steps toward saying we have encountered extraterrestrials.
Doesn’t matter. We have no leader to take you to.
Pacific Northwest Facing Record Heatwave This Weekend
Portland and surrounding areas are going to face an unprecedented heatwave. Temperatures will hit over 100 degrees in an area where many don’t even have air conditioning, because they rarely need it.
Get a fan, put a bird on it. Get a new air conditioner! Put a bird on it! Bag of ice? Yeah, put. a. bird. on. it.
Hotel Chain CEO Knows How to Solve the Worker Shortage! More Tipping?
HEI Hotel CEO Ted Darnall says raises and bonuses won’t help the worker shortage, but bigger tips will! So he’s implementing systems that allow you the customer, to save his industry, by opening up your wallet.
If this is such a great idea why aren’t you working for tips fat boy?
McAfee Left a Suicide Note
No details are being released other than the information that there was a suicide note found in John McAfee’s pocket.
Well played, CIA, well played.
Dragon Man Skull Could Change Humanity's Family Tree
A skull named Homo longi, or “Dragon Man,” is changing currently held beliefs about evolution. Before now it was thought that Neanderthal was the closest relative to humans. But now its believed that Homo Longi is our sister species.
Stop dragon my…stop dragon my….stop dragon my skull around.
Johnson & Johnson Pays Out $230 Mill And Vows To Get Out Of The Opioid Game In The US
Johnson & Johnson has agreed to pay out $230 million dollars to New York State for their role in the opioid epidemic and vows to get out of the painkiller game completely in the United States. Now maybe they’ll have time to fix their vaccine.
SPORTS
Fan Catches Foul Bat
Mavericks Sign Jason Kidd as Coach, Nico Harrison as GM
The Dallas Mavericks are bringing Hall of Famer Jason Kidd on board to coach, and Nike’s Nico Harrison will be the team’s GM.
Cuban would have been better off hiring Barbara Corcoran. And for that reason, I’m out.
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Memphis Garrett and Christmas Abbott Engaged
The Big Brother stars met and fell in love during last summer’s Big Brother All Stars season.
This year they’ll spend Christmas in Memphis. Or is it Memphis in Christmas?
Madonna Pride Performance in Mesh
Madonna kicked off NYC’s pride activities at the Boom Boom Room baring her tits in a mesh top, with nothing underneath.
Oh man we just missed that by 40 yrs. #pride
#Madonna voguing to 'I Don't Search I Find' at her #Pride party performance, it just doesn't get better than this 🌈 pic.twitter.com/h8bjYmbl5V
— маreк (@volamsam) June 25, 2021
First Realistic Victoria Secret Ad Gets Rave Reviews
The first advertisement for the new Victoria’s Secret is getting positive feedback for having a sexy woman who is more in line with real women’s bodies in the ad.
Woaaah, so real. It’s like looking into a mirror…. if I starve myself for a year.
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TRENDING
Internet Debates Whether Bartender Should Have to Split $16,000 Tip With Co-workers
A man left a $16,000 tip on a $37 bill at a New Hampshire Bar and Grill, and the internet flipped out when they heard the bartender who received the tip will have to split it with her co-workers. All 12 staffers on duty that day will get $1300.
Hey if you really wanted her to have it all, you should have hand it to her in cash.
So lemme get this straight, the same owner that’s ok with paying their servers $2.13 an hour “since they get tips” is gonna turn around and decide what this employee has to do with that tip? I think the f*ck not.
— Sentient Lola Scream (@danimalmused) June 23, 2021
Subreddit Takes Pride in Never Cumming
About 92,000 people follow a subreddit devoted to retaining semen and never ever cumming. The semen retention /r should not be confused with no-fap, a no-masturbation subbreddit that the non-cummers look down on. “Every man has magical juice inside them that most spill on a tissue, on the ground, or in the toilet, every other day.”
Apparently these cumsie keepers have never heard about cleaning the pipes.
The Reality Of NoFap…(50+ Days)#Nofap #SemenRetention #nonuthttps://t.co/NMC0kPTg5fhttps://t.co/NMC0kPTg5fhttps://t.co/NMC0kPTg5f pic.twitter.com/qPzLan4d6s
— SOUL (@SOUL4LIFE555) January 5, 2021
VIRAL VIRAL
Numbers Kid Has a Hype Man
He’s only a toddler but the kid in the polo shirt is already an ace hype man. #whatsUP
You know he’s got an uncle who acts like this all the time.
@houseofhighlights We all need friends like this. 😭😭 (via @kinestheticlearnersllc )
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