Saturday July 17: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at July 17, 2021

SATURDAY 7.17

NEWS STORIES

A Swarm of Earthquakes Hit Yellowstone

The Earth can’t have a slow news day anymore, so we had a “swarm” of earthquakes hit Yellowstone National Park. 141 earthquakes hit the region, with its center beneath Yellowstone Lake. 40 of them were larger than M2 and two of them hit the M3 range at last count.

OH, Yellowstone? Thank god I thought it was Jellystone.

Caitlyn Jenner Insists She is Not Pausing Her Campaign, She's Just Going to Another Country For 3 Weeks to Film Big Brother

Caitlyn Jenner’s campaign is struggling, and maybe it’s because of her priorities. She has a camera crew following her around, and she’s heading to the other side of the world for three weeks. TMZ learned that Caitlyn will be in Australia for 3 weeks — 2 quarantining and one week filming, the Big Brother Australia.

This is her most Kardashian move yet, and you know what, this just might work. She just may be the next governor. A lot of people in Cali watch Australian Celebrity Big Brother.

Bored Idiot Jumps Off Bridge

This guy was stuck in traffic on the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge for hours behind a 10 car pile up, so when his friend dared him to jump off the 100 foot bridge, he bounced out of the car and hopped over the rail. He figured he’d swim right to the bank and walk back to the car and everyone would laugh.

Well, things well badly, he couldn’t get to shore and it took 90 minutes of struggling in the water till he found land, then even that went badly, because the land he got to was an island and nobody was home. He finally took a boat to get back to shore, and was charged with various offenses.

This is the price you pay for living.

Alan Dershowitz Tells Sean Hannity That Election Wasn't Stolen, And Trump Isn't Being Reinstated

Alan Dershowitz who has been towing the Trump line for quite some time now told Sean Hannity that the election wasn’t stolen, and its very likely that the outcome was right. Dersh said there has never been a perfect election, and even if irregularities cleared up to reveal a state change, an election reversal would not take place. “Unless we found — unbelievably — it didn’t happen here, massive, massive, deliberate fraud. But it’s just not going to happen.”

He went on to say that its very unhealthy for a democracy to have 30, 50 million not trusting the outcome. “The election has to be trusted.”

If there’s one thing that none of us saw coming in 2021, its Alan Dershowitz telling the truth.

Guess Trump isn’t paying his bills either.

Greg Gutfeld, Lisa Boothe In Favor of U.S. Secession

Greg Gutfeld claimed he is “very pro-splitting the country as a trial separation.” and Lisa Boothe says it would not be the worst thing.

Hey isn’t this CQ’s bit?

Los Angeles & Las Vegas Bringing Back Masks

Los Angeles County is mandating masks indoors again, and Las Vegas is highly recommending masks for vaccinated and unvaccinated visitors, but not mandating just yet. The decisions come amidst surging Covid cases.

Oh shit, better check the trash can and rag pile. Did I throw out ALL my masks?

3 NJ Brothers Behind 45 Million Illegal Robocalls Busted by Feds

The brothers will pay $1.6 million and will be permanently banned from robocalling after they ignored do not call lists.

And they should be forced to give out their home number.

Five Month 31 Country Luxury Cruise Sold Out in Hours

The cruise plans to hit 66 ports Fares begin at $74,000 for a basic veranda street, with master suites going for 200 grand.

So Boy Voyage, on the SS Covid Barge.

Looks Like Jeffrey Epstein Was A Spy All Along

One reporter thinks there are enough shady links between Jeffrey Epstein, gun running, drugs and money that all signs point to him being an asset for at least some international intelligence agencies and is what ultimately did him in. Call him the pedophile James Bond.

Tired Of Your Lib Phone? Get A Freedom Phone

For those who hate Big Tech, you can get a Freedom Phone that promises not to track you and no apps will ever be banned for the low price of $800. Turns out the phone is just a cheap Chinese smartphone that’s ridiculously overpriced. But you will have freedom. So there’s that.

SPORTS

Aaron Rodgers Reportedly Staying Put

It’s been floated around that Aaron Rodgers has made up his mind about where to play in 2021, and the buzz is that he’s staying in Green Bay.

Well thanks for stirring up the shit for nothing Rodgers. Not sure if the correct term here is cuck or simp.

Minor League Baseball Brawl Not Only Clears the Benches, it Clears the Field Right Up Into the Stands

Frontier League’s New Jersey Jackals and Sussex County Miners.Players jump into stands for brawl with beer throwing fans.

it was Dollar Beer Night.

Dollar beer night was trouble in 1979 and its still trouble in 2021.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Guy Laughs at Bill Murray Singing, Realizes He’s Not Joking

A guy at Cannes filmed Bill Murray performing with cellist Jan Vogler, pianist Vanessa Perez and violinist Mira Wang while promoting the premiere of Andrew Muscato’s doc New Worlds: The Cradle of Civilization. The film centers on a concert in 2018 at the Acropolis that blended classical music, jazz, poetry, literature and evening comedy.

But the guy filming just assumed Murray was being comedic during the performance in French of French song, Aline. It took him awhile to notice that he was the only one laughing.

Rich guys can do what they want.

Is Space Jam 2 The Worst Movie of the Year?

SJ2 is an apocalyptic shit show, a disaster, a cyclone of not funny, but it is the worst movie released in 2021?

Not so fast, says Chris Pratt.

Shakira Fans Believe She's Just Come Out as a Lesbian

After Shakira changed her Twitter photo and header on July 12 to a faded mix of pink, orange and white, many followers believe she’s throwing a big hint. “I know a lesbian flag when I see one babe,” wrote one tweeter.

Maybe. Hips don’t lie but colors sometimes do.

Grease Prequel is Coming!

Since the sequel to Grease kicked so much ass, Paramount + is hopping on the prequel bandwagon. The series takes place at Rydell High four years before our beloved Pink Ladies- Jan, Marty, Rizzo, Frenchie arrive at Rydell to find out the origin of the pink satin clad crew. Four fed-up, outcast girls dare to have fun on their own terms, sparking a moral panic that will change Rydell High forever.

Okay but who’s the demo for this? 50s nostalgia for a 70s film aimed at kids in 2022?

Wes Anderson Picks 32 Films to Watch, Most of them French

Appreciate the work but no thanks.

We’ll just wait for the French dispatch.

Chris Pratt's Tomorrow War Is A Shit Show

The reviews for Tomorrow War are so horrific people are now begging Chris Pratt to attempt to be funny again and put this whole action star thing behind him. Chris likes money so doubt that’ll be happening any time soon.

Bill Cosby Wants To Get Paid For Being Locked Up

Bill Cosby feels his 2 years and 10 months behind bars warrants him compensation since he was just released and the case thrown out. This is good because he needs a nest egg.

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