Saturday January 29: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at January 29, 2022

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SATURDAY 1.29

NEWS STORIES

Toyota’s Going to the Moon!

Toyota will be exploring the moon with the intention of making it habitable by 2040.

This is exciting. Hope they’re not pranking us and just putting a Toy Yoda up there.

West Virginia Gov Wants Bette Midler's Lips on His Dogs Ass

Governor Jim Justice brought his dog, Babydog to the State of the Union address and proceeded to tell Bette Midler to his his dog’s honey. This was in response to Ms. Midler calling West Virginia poor and illiterate.

“They told every bad joke in the world about us, and so from that standpoint, Babydog tells Bette Midler and all those out there: kiss her hiney!”

West Virginia. The Oxy State.

Mike Pence Hasn’t Talked to Trump in Six Months

“You know, we talked last summer. And you know I’ve said many times, it was difficult, January 6 was difficult. It was a tragic day in the life of the nation,” he said adding, “I sat down in the days that followed that, we spoke about it, talked through it, we parted amicably,”

These two! They’re the new Lennon and McCartney.

Pittsburgh Bridge Collapses, Human Chain Formed

Weird. Normally a Pittsburgh collapse involves Big Ben.

Q Shuts Down Butterfly Conservatory

QAnon conspiracy followers have forced a Butterfly sanctuary to close after threats were made against the preserve. They believe that the National Butterfly Center is a hub for sex trafficking.

Starting to think QAnon stands for non-information.

Via Digg.

QAnon Conspiracy Theorists Force Butterfly Sanctuary to Shut Down https://t.co/s2wLksGFwB pic.twitter.com/jq7uUXFvHB

— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) January 28, 2022

Bald Eagle Kills Gull in Central Park

A bald eagle in Central Park was spotted swooping down on a seagull, capturing and killing it on the park’s reservoir.

It’s even getting dangerous for birds in NYC.

Crypto Founder is a Known Scam Artist

Investors in crypto are feeling a littler nervous now that they are learning the identity of one of the founders of crypto currency. The dude seems to be a serial scammer whose been convicted, and deported for past transgressions.

Hey if you can’t trust an anonymous shadow figure to take care of your money, who can you trust?

SPORTS

New Giants Head Coach is Brian Daboll

The giants have hired the former offensive coordinator from the Buffalo Bills to helm the team and takeover for Joe Judge.

Now that long winning tradition of the Buffalo Bills is all yours New York

Don’t Call Carmelo Anthony Boy

Carmelo got so pissed off after hearing some Sixers fans call him Boy that he went off on the fans and even had to be restrained by refs. “I’m cool with fans heckling, fans talking trash, cheering for their team, booing the other team, I’m all for that,’ he said, “But when you cross certain lines, as a man, you just, that’s what you’re going to see. That’s what you’re going to get, as you saw there.”

I think they said Roy

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Kanye West Spreading Nasty Rumors About Pete Davidson

Ye allegedly Is telling people Pete has AIDS.

This doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that he’s dating Kim does it?

Lady Gaga’s Big Dangerous House of Gucci Scene

Ms. Ga told Jake Gyllenhaal in an interview that there was a scene in the movie that was so dangerous they had to stop filming. “When I did the bathtub scene, when I went under, they had to yell ‘Cut’ because they were like, ‘Get her out of there!’ I was fine. I can hold my breath for a long time. I’m a singer. I feel protected by art. I feel art has saved me my whole life,” she said.

You were just in a bathtub, Hal Needham. Calm down.

K Pop Singer NBA Manipulated All Star Vote

South Korean pop star Bam Bam wanted Andrew Wiggins to be a starter at the all star game even though his stats are the lowest of the ten starters. So he put the word out among his followers and got that shit done.

It’s good to know that youth is involved in politics

Evangeline Lilly Says She Attended a DC Anti Vaxxers Demonstration

The Marvel star who also starred in Lost

Wait, how did she get off the island?

Twitter Rumor that Barry Manilow Was Removing Music From Spotify Was False

Barry Manilow says the he isn’t pulling his music off Spotify in solidarity with Neil Young despite trending on Twitter all morning with people cheering him on for the move.

Check to see if Barry is vaccinated.

I recently heard a rumor about me and Spotify. I don’t know where it started, but it didn’t start with me or anyone who represents me.

— Barry Manilow (@barrymanilow) January 28, 2022