Saturday January 23: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at January 23, 2021

SATURDAY 1.23

NEWS STORIES

Capitol Rioter Caught Trying to Head to Switzerland After Suicide Attempt

Police arrested the Capitol Rioter who was seen dragging a cop down the stairs during the insurrection attempt on January 6th. After booking a flight to Zurich Switzerland, (a country which does not have extradition). He was arrested in a psychiatric facility where he was being held following a suicide attempt

Hey, dude. Do you ever really fucking succeed in anything you set out to do?

Fox News Anchor Doesn’t Understand Drawings

Fox News Anchor Harris Faulkner was furious over Time Magazine’s illustrated cover showing Biden in a trashed Oval Office. “That’s not real! That picture isn’t real! I thought we were a nation who cared about the facts.” she said.

And Fred Flinstone really didn’t start his car with his feet.

Hacker Group Dumps Data Regarding Camp Auschwitz Shirts

A hacker group named called ShinyHunters is helping to expose creators and sellers of “Camp Auschwitz” Tshirts spotted at the Capitol riots. We already knew the shirts were sold on TeeSpring, a Silicon Valley e-commerce conduit site, and the company went to work taking down the shirt and copycat vendors who sprung up. This week, the hackers leaked 8 million user records from TeeSpring and dumped them onto the interent. Usernames, real names, phone numbers, home addresses, and Facebook and OpenID identifiers were leaked.

Hacking the Planet just got woke AF.

New Problem for National Guard Soldiers: Covid

Hundreds of National Guard members who have been stationed at the Capitol are testing positive for Covid after the January 6 insurrection attempt.

Anyway we can get these folks the sweet top notch treatment Trump got a few months ago?? Or maybe some vaccines like we saw everyone in senate and Congress get??

ADT Tech Pleads Guilty To Use Home Feeds To Watch Couples Have Sex

A former ADT security tech pleaded guilty to accessing the home video feeds of hundreds of customers over a four and a half year period. The DOJ said that Telesforo Aviles would take notes of homes that had attractive women, then add himself to their accounts so he could watch them naked or having sex. Aviles is looking at a five year prison sentence. A lifetime ban from cam girl sites would be a better punishment.

New Grand Central Installation Claims To Be Most Expensive Art Piece

Natural Beer Light is claiming that its new Grand Central installation, Da Vinci Of Debt – which is made up of 2,600 college diplomas – is the world’s most expensive art piece. The beer maker said that if each diploma represented the average cost of a college education ($180,000), the sculpture would be worth 468 million dollars. Company executives came to this conclusion after too many games of beer pong.

SPORTS

Patrick Mahomes Has The Highest Passer Rating Ever - Regular Season And The Playoffs

According to PFT, Mahomes has the highest passer rating ever in the NFL. But does he have the IT factor of a Chad Henne? The answer is no.

Kevin Durant Is Still Pissed At Charles Barkley

Kevin Durant called Charles Barkley an ‘idiot’ in response to Barkley’s assertion that NBA players should getting ‘some preferential treatment’ in getting COVID vaccinations because they pay high taxes. The Nets star also alluded to Barkley when he posted that ‘them old heads need to go and enjoy retirement.’ The relationship between the two has been chilly since Barkley openly criticized Durant for signing with the Golden State Warriors in 2016. Be careful KD, Barkley threw a dude through a window glass and got away with it.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Mike Lindell Lawyers Up Over Jane Krakowski Rumors

My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell is furious over rumors that he was in a long running secret relationship with Jane Krakowski, and he’s hired the lawyer who took down Gawker to take on the Daily Mail. Lindell claims the false story ” damaged his integrity as a Christian.”

Are you kidding? This is the first thing thats ever helped your reputation.

Madonna’s Daughter Roast Battles Instagram Commenters

Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s daughter, finally joined instagram and was immediately overrun by commenters talking shit about her mom. But she took on all comers, replying to their shitty comments, clapping back hard.

Hey Internet. Take it easy on the kid, your mom sucks too.

Tom Brokaw set to Retire From NBC

Even though you may not have realized Tom Brokaw was still working, he has been contributing to NBC news as a special correspondent, and finally has decided to retire fully. Brokaw has been one of the most trusted broadcasters in the history of television.

80 years old and 55 years on the air… what a slacker.

Young YouTube Celeb and Singer Jojo Siwa Came out as Gay... Maybe??

Jojo Siwa posted a video of her lip syncing along with Lady Gaga’s Born This Way, and a selfie in a “Best Gay Cousin” shirt leaving fans to speculate that she may be coming out as gay.

Strict Christian parents are now sweating because they were sure if their daughters were wearing bows and covered in glitter they had to be straight!

Viral Sea Shanty Guy Nathan Evans Signs Deal With Universal

Nathan Evans is one of the Tik Tok dudes who helped bring Sea Shanty’s into the mainstream this year, and now he’s got himself a record deal with Universal’s Polydor Records.

Any time to write Nathan Evans in to Fisherman’s Friend 2??

Katie Couric Screws Up Jeopardy Gig After Bill Maher Appearance

Katie Couric is no longer in the running to be the permanent new Jeopardy post after an appearance on Bill Maher’s show where she asked “how are we going to deprogram the cult of Trump”? Producers don’t want her to alienate the older Jeopardy crowd. Ken Jennings is loving this.

Larry King's Passed Away At The Age Of 87 Due To Covid Complications

Larry King has died at the age of 87 while battling the coronavirus. He was a broadcaster for 63 years. He’ll still be doing his show in the afterlife and he’s booked Hitler so that’s a huge get.

Lena Dunham’s Tweet About Hunter Biden Didn’t Go Well

Lena Dunham got seriously trolled after tweeting that she ‘cannot wait to spend holidays at the White House when I am Hunter Biden’s beautiful wife.’ Responders pointed out several times that the President’s son is already married, recovering from drug addiction and facing allegations of tax fraud. She would’ve been better off fantasizing about Dr. Fauci.

VIRAL VIDEO

Flight Attendant Tells You What to NEVER Drink on a Plane

Forget any drink that isn’t in a sealed bottle or can, but most of all, don’t touch hot water or coffee.

Thankfully none of us even remember what planes are anyway. Those were the metal birds that we used to fly in before the end times.

@katkamalani

Just promise me you won’t 🤢 #flightattendantlife #travelhacks #traveler #cleaninghacks #influencers #foodhack

♬ original sound – Kat Kamalani

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Here Are All The Films Delayed By The Coronavirus

Vulture put together a list of all the movies that have had their releases delayed due to the covid outbreak. Looking it over now, we haven’t really missed much.